Fans compile a comprehensive list of Kramer's business and personal ideas throughout the series, debating accuracy and completeness of episode attributions.
Well, Mr. "lord stupid" worked at completing our list.
I added some episode names and changed the wording a bit.
Here is the final list: additions, changes, errors?
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Seinfeld worshiper (As known as Lord Stupid...)
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Business Ideas
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A roll-out tie dispenser [The Sniffing Accountant]
"The Beach" - A cologne that smells like the beach [The Pez
Dispenser][The Pick]
A pizza parlor where you make your own pizza pies [The Couch]
A bladder system to contain oil tanker spills [The Voice]
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle [The Voice]
Rickshaw business [The Bookstore]
Bottle deposit returns [The Bottle Deposit]
Coffee table, coffee table book, that becomes a coffee table [The
Cigar Store Indian][The Opposite][TheWizard]
2.9% financing on Toyota one-ton pickups [The Voice]
Remodel the Cloud Club restaurant in the Chrysler Building [The
Voice]
Periscopes in cars [The Invitations]
PB&J's -- A peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich restaurant [The Friars
Club]
An alarm clock that tells you the weather (Feldman) [The Bizzaro
Jerry]
Peterman Reality Tour [The Muffin Tops]
Sold raincoats with Morty [The Raincoats]
Sold old records with Newman [The Old Man]
Organized Jewish singles night [The Fatigues]
The Bro -- A bra for chesty men [???]
Importing "Cubans" to roll cigars [The English Patient]
Buying a rooster to get fresh, cage-free eggs.[The Little Jerry]
A mattress filled with sand -- "It's like sleeping on a beach" [The
Nap]
Other Ideas
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Levels in the apartment [The Stake Out]
Making the apartment look like a ski lodge by using wood wallpaper
[???]
Cooking with a garbage disposal in the shower [The Apology]
Eating only fresh food [The Soup]
No warm water in the shower (actually Tor Ekman's idea...) [The
Heart Attack]
Sleeping only 20 min/3hr like Da Vinci [The Friar's Club]
Car windshield coffee table [The Truth]
Storing blood in a fridge [The Blood]
Installing a screen door on his apartment [The Serenity Now]
Taking dog cough medicine [The Andrea Doria]
Retiring and moving down to florida [The Keys]
Deciding never to talk again [The ??? ]
Quiting from having mail [The Junk Mail]
Using butter as shaving cream [The Butter Shave]
Promoting wall of tenant's photos in the building lobby [The Kiss
Hello]
Turning the apartment into a Swedish spa by using a hot tub. [The Hot
Tub]
Turning the apartment into a talk show set [The Merv Griffin Show]
Turning the apartment into a smoking area. [The Abstinence]
Making sandwiches with meats sliced with a slicer [The Slicer]
Test driving a car to see if it fits jerry's lifestyle [The
Dealership]
Reversing the peephole in the door [The Reverse Peephole]
Making statues of people out of pasta that match their personalities
[The Fusilli Jerry]
Making sausages with Newman [The Blood]