movies: "sack lunch!"

S08E17 The English PatientliveMar 14, 1997the next day25 posts by 21 posters
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Jennifer Esperanza

excuse me, newbie here, but i wanted to know how many people out there get a kick out of these ridiculously sounding (fake) movies seinfeld and friends go to see? it's almost like an inside, recurring joke. last night's "sack lunch" has got to be one of the best, but my other personal favorites are "chunnel" and "firestorm" (which, by the way, they went and saw over several episodes)

any other mock-movies i missed?

My favorite was "Death Blow" from The Little Kicks. I love it when Jerry and Kramer are outside and Kramer says "We're missing the death blow!"

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In article , "John ''SNAP!!!MAN'' Thorpe" wrote:

And from that same episode "Cry Cry Again".

"Because first you cry, then you see her dance, and you cry again"

Sarah

I think these movie titles are realistic. Sack Lunch is almost like a spoof on "Honey I shrunk the kids". I thought "Rochelle Rochelle" was a hilarious one and turning it into a musicle was pure gold. At fist I thought they were losing it by using a real movie (The English Patient) but it served a severe criticle purpose in life so I let it go as an excellent choice. Lets also not forget "Blame it on the rain" and "Means to an End" from The Pizanos.

Jennifer Esperanza wrote:

What about Prognosis Negative (my favorite). Which films did Jerry and Kramer bootleg? This ep. aired in Australia a coupe of weeks ago and I can't even remember.

Stuart Courtney [email]

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How about the movie Rochelle Rochelle?

~True, I talk of dreams.~ Judy

The one they bootleged was called Cry, Cry Again..then they shot Elaine dancing on the same video, and when they explained the movie to the guy who made them bootleg it, he said "you cry, then you see the dancing, and you cry again."

Aaron

Jennifer Esperanza wrote in article ...

How could you forget "Rochelle Rochelle"? (A strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk...) Not to mention they made a musical out of it.

There's also "Prognosis Negative" and "Checkmate". And that coma movie that got Kramer all worked up. There are probably more, but that's it for me.

It IS. A lot of those titles are spec scripts that Larry David, the creator wrote and couldn't get made. PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE is one and FIRESTORM is another. I don't know about all the rest, but I suppose this is what Larry David is doing now, writing more movie thriller scripts. Also, ever notice that whenever they are in front of the movie theatre, all the movie posters are for Castle Rck films, BEYOND RANGOON, A FEW GOOD MEN, AMERICAN PRESIDENT, etc....

ML

Yes, "Prognosis Negative" was the best. i love it when George buzzes Jerry's appartment and has a weird voice saying the title.

Patrick Cossette e-mail: [email]

And don't forget "Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Erotic Journey from Milan to Minsk". :)

In article , Jennifer Esperanza writes:

Here's a list I compiled on this newsgroup awhile back (updated with this season's info, although I may have missed a couple).

Checkmate Prognosis Negative Rochelle, Rochelle Cold Fusion Chunnel Ponce de Leon Means to an End Blame it on the Rain Firestorm The Muted Heart Death Blow Cry, Cry Again Mountain High Prancer (Poster only) Eve (Poster only) Sack Lunch

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I think Prancer was a real movie (at least the Prancer I'm thinking about - the poster could be for a fake movie).

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I think Prancer was real. The posters in the background are often, maybe even usually, for real movies.

Yes and no. For one, it's called Plan 9 from Outer Space, and it was a science fiction movie from the 50's (?) directed by Ed Wood (whose own life was made into a movie two years ago starring Johnny Depp). From what I've heard, it's supposed to be the worst movie ever made, but it's considered a cult classic because of this.

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What about that one called "Checkmate" or something like that. It had a name pertaining to chess but I can't remember. Oh well.

Paul JungJim Dion

Don't forget the classic "Prognosis Negative" and what was the other one... oh yeah. "Ponce De Leon".

P

No, the fictional movie I would most like to see is CHUNNEL

On Mon, 17 Mar 1997, Paul Jung wrote:

YES, YES! Chunnel is just too weird of a title to pass up. My guess is that it's a disaster flick set in the chunnel (duh). like 'daylight' with sly stallone.

What was the one Susan made George go see instead of "Firestorm?" I think it was "The Muted Heart" with Glenn Close and Sally Field or someone like that.

Wasn't it Meryl Streep? Wasn't there an episode where they were fighting over Ms. Streeps acting abilities? Or, was that two other characters?

On 17 Mar 1997, MABranch wrote: