Best Elaine line

The best Elaine line ever...

Elaine and Jerry crash a party and Elaine is stuck talking to boring people, so she says "Maybe a Dingo ate you baby".

That line still makes me laugh.

She says that because the woman keeps saying "My baby" this and "My baby" that.

No, isn't the lady she's talking to the one that keeps saying "where's my fiance, have you seen my fiance, oh where did my fiance go?" Then she OUT OF THE BLUE says "The dingo ate your baby"

"MY shoes are MY business!!"

*Nat*

Kramer goes into Jerry's apt with a bag of condoms that K's freind gave him...K says to Elaine..here,take some,Elaine says"What do I look like,a prostitute?"

KRAMER: "Elaine...here take half a bag" Elaine: ""Wjat do I look like...a Hooker"?

[email] (Tony Riela) writes:

Kramer goes into Jerry's apt with a bag of condoms that K's freind gave him...K says to Elaine..here,take some,Elaine says"What do I look like,a prostitute?"

Actually, it's "What do I look like - a *hooker* ?".

[email] (BLo) wrote:

One of my faves was the episode when Jerry set Elaine up with a friend and after the date she's in Jerry's apt telling him about the date and says "He took IT OUT!!!

I especifically like the time that she went to the hospital with Jerry to see the "triangle-guy" who used to be fat and was thin afterwards... And when he said that he lost weight because he was devastated after she left him and she said "Get OUT!!!" and pushed him in the operation place...

George

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you're both wrong: it's "what am i? a hooker?"

"It's MUTANT B.O.!"

[email] (Laura Fenn) wrote:

I love that line when she convinces the gay guy to change teams. "I'm a woman . BaBaBa BoomChicky BoomChicky Boom Boom Boom!"

What about "spongeworthy?"

Euge.

It's gotta be this gem to Georgie-boy:

"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? HERE!!!!!"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

Best Elaine line--ever!

Or how about when Jerry was getting jealous about her dating Manny Fernandez..

"Jerry, he's a GUY!!!"

t

Jerry was jealous of her relationship with Keith Hernandez, not Manny Fernandez.

SD TAN wrote:

Manny Fernandez? I think you mean Keith Hernandez. . . But regardless, it is a great line!

Correct, it was Keith Hernandez. Incidentally, wasn't Manny Fernandez the super in Jerry's building who required a thousand dollars from Elaine to secure the vacant apartment upstairs?

-Ro

Manny Fernandez??? I believe you mean Keith Hernandez... Manny Fernandez used to play for the Miami Dolphins. Keith Hernandez played for the St. Louis Cardinals and NY Mets...

How about: "I'm goin' to the sooperbowl with Tim Watley - tadadada-de dadaddadadadadah!" as she does a dance with her head bobbing?

Or "You're Bald!" blared Elaine with both hands to her mouth to George when he asks her, bemused, why it was so wrong to reject a bald woman.

Yes, it is the same episode (The Beard).

'boring ' party when she suggested to the woman looking for her fiance, " .....maybe the dingo ate your baby "

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Another one:

"Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"

Best elaine visual and line joke...

When she can't believe what Jerry is telling her...

"GET OUT!!!" *SHOVE!!!*

t

I like the line she says to the woman in the bakery when she buys the last cake and finds a hair in it..."Excuse me, there is a cake wrapped around a hair in here"...(or something like that)

LOL! I'd forgotten about that! thanks for the reminder, you just brightened my day.

I think it was "Excuse me, you sold me a hair with a cake around it!"

kAThrYN "Am I that gorgeous and irresistable?" "No. No, you're not."

I think Elaine's best line is when she says to:

to Kramer: "Well, perhaps one day when the pigmen roam free, then it will be stopped Kramer, but until then, OFF W? THEIR HEADS!!!"

and to Jerry and George: E:"It Shrinks!?!" J: "Like a FRIGHTENED TURTLE!!" E: "Well, I don't how you guys walk around with those things!"

--Tracy

How about: "I don't know what I'm gonna do. I can't look the woman in the face. I mean I keep thinking that goiter's gonna start talking to me!" dc

My favorite line by elaine was in the episode where kramer was worried about his reproductive ability. They suggested he get tested and he said that he didn't want to do it because they make you do it into a plastic cup in the middle of the day. Elaine replied, "Does that interfere with your normal schedule?"

hysterical.

Mark B. Carter
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I think it's where she's talking with the fiancee woman at that really boring party Jerry, george, & her went to...

maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Allright, I have to put in my two cents . . .

My favorite was jus shown on syndication a couple of days ago, when Jerry is making out with Elaine's secretary and he asks her about the panties her mother has laid out for her . . . Then Elaine manages to get Jerry to pay for some office long distance calls because he thinks she didn't find out about it . . . And as she leaves she says "I'm going to go see my mother. She just bought me some panties and they are all laid out for me," and walks out. What a way to pull one over Jerry . . .

Although I laugh the loudest at the forementioned "and they're all LAID out for me", other great Elaine lines include:

"He's like a Sven-Jolly" (perhaps more for the reaction of Jerry afterward) from "The Wallet Her whole Diaphragm routine from "The Virgin" and her line to Marla about men leaving early "All of a sudden the become farmers" Her line to Keith Hernandez - "Well, I'd watch the third base coach if I were you 'cause I don't think he's waving you in" ("The Boyfriend" part II) "He's a Mimbo but he's MY Mimbo" about pretty-boy Tony

and of course any time she hits someone and says "Get Out!!!"

Jerry D

The best Elaine line was when Kramer was going to the fertility clinic and while she was happily chomping away after Kramer says "but I'll have to...you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day" she comes up with "what, does that conflict with your regular schedule"

Still cracks me up!