Kramer as Santa Claus

S06E10 The RaceretroDec 6, 2005, 8:57 PM ET11 years later5 posts by 4 posters
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Don Boring

I love this scene from "THE RACE."

(INSIDE COLEMANS DEPARTMENT STORE)

KID: I want a racing car set.

KRAMER: Ho ho ho ho A racing car set! Those are assembled in Tai Wan by kids like you. And these Coleman pigs, they sell it at triple the cost.

KID: But I want a racing car set.

KRAMER: You see kid, you're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.

KID: Hey, this guy's a COMMIE!

MICKEY: Hey, kid, quiet. Were did a nice little boy like you learn such a bad word like that? Huh?

KID: Commie, Commie, Commie . . . (unknown) .

MICKEY: Santa is not a Commie. He just forgot how his good friend stuck his neck out for him to get him a good job like this. Didn't he Santa!

STORE MANAGER: Is there a problem here?

KRAMER: ho ho ho ho.

KID: This guy's a Commie. He's spreading propoganda.

STORE MANAGER: Oh yeah? Well that's enough pinko! You're through. The both of ya'

MICKEY: I got two kids in college.

KRAMER: You can't fire me, I'm Santa Claus.

STORE MANAGER: Not anymore. Get your skinny ass out of here.

BrianDon Boring

Who transcribed this, anyway? It's rife with misspellings...

The dialogue here is "Commie, commie, traitor to our country."

Yeesh. Terrible work.

-B.
ErBrian

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)Er

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