Useless new thread: Favorite Frank Costanza lines...

"Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

When he thought he saw a mouse,"I wont tolerate INFESTATION!"

When George was converting to Latvian Orthdox ,"I wont have you performing rituals in this house!"

Also ,speaking to George," now if you'll excuse us ,I'm going to make love to your mother".

I like when Estel says to George; "I walk in and find you treating your body like it was an amusment park".

[email] (Emdavis97) wrote:

"These eggs SUCK"!!!

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, the rye's not good enough for them?

On 15 Mar 1998, Ejfone wrote:

Cousin Eddie wrote:

"You want a piece of me? YOU GOT IT!" "Assman? I'll give him assman!"

ASSMAN? I'll give him ASSMAN!!!!

"You had me sleeping in URINE!!?!!?"

I'm sorry, but I cannot look at Mr Kostanza without two instances coming to mind:

First, when he plays the grumpy war veteran plagued by a memory of the war (he was the cook for his company) and begins his recount to Kramer; "...Inchon, Korea, 1952.." and finishes off somthing like "...I sent 16 men to the latrines!!"

And the other one was, of course, "Serenity Now!"

On 17 Mar 1998, Murcura wrote:

When he finds out he's not going to Florida, he holds up his swim trunks and says "Take my swim trunks." George puts his head in his hand and Estelle yells out "What's he going to do with your swim trunks????" Frank yells "WHY SHOULD THEY GO TO WASTE!?!?!?!" Classic line.

"Serenity Now, Serenity Now !!!"

Without a doubt, on of the best.

Mike Colucci wrote in message ...

I personally preferred the "Hoochiemama" version. Estelle: "I'm comin' in!!! Move your stuff!!!" Frank: "No you're not!! Hoochiemama!! Hoochiemama!!!"

I think one of Frank's most underrated lines is in the Festivus episode, when he's leaving H and H bagel with Kramer, while Elaine is entering the bagel shop. Elaine says: "Hi Kramer, Hi Frank" or something, and Frank says: "Goodbye, Woman" without even looking at her. It's one of my favourite lines, but nobody ever seems to remember it. Does anyone else have any underrated lines from the show? Another one is when Frank loses his train-of-thought during the "airing of grievances" during the same episode. Elegant in its simplicity........

"I will not tolerate infestation!"

Sue K Gurnee, IL

"As I was raining blows down upon him......"

On hearing of George's death..."WHY DID YOU TRADE JAY BUNNER....!!!!"

Ron

On Jerry's answering machine: "Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. George Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."

[email] wrote:

Frank talking about his new relaxation technique, "Serenity Now!"

in the `feeling material' episode: "Whatever happen to, my that's a lovely dress you're wearing, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE!"

Ronald J. Whalen wrote in article ...

"Did I tell you I had a silver dollar collection!"