List of breakup reasons

Okay, lets try to compile a list of reasons that Jerry and his girlfriends have broken up.

• Because he changed the waist size on his pants label from 32 to 31

• Rachel--Because George fed her lobster in her eggs

• Because Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush

Here's some more: - for not laughing - for laughing too strangely - for having bad taste in commercials - man hands - wore only one dress - not giving him a massage - not tasting his pie - eating peas one at a time

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For being too much like himself.

How about, because it appeared that he sent Elaine into the sauna to find out about Sidra's breasts.

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• Because Jerry's girlfriend saw his act

• Because Jerry's girlfriend have a bad laugh

• Because George's Gilfriend beat him in a chess game

7. Something about a waitress girlfriend not respecting his work. 8. Elaine's cousin probably dumped him because he hid her mutton chops in his coat pocket 9. Courtney Cox caught him 'cheating' by letting another woman use his dry cleaning discount

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• Forgetting her name (rhymes with a female body part)

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• Teri Hatcher - Because Jerry made Elaine �spy� on her breasts.

5. The Police Woman - because Jerry didn't admit watching Melrose Place?

• Marla the virgin - because Jerry and Elaine were too immoral?