What did yo learn from Seinfeld?

Jun 16, 2000, 6:32 AM ET12 posts by 12 posters
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Fans share lessons and habits they've picked up from watching Seinfeld, including food preferences like calzones and chow fun, cultural observations, and life tips from various episodes.

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A.Vos

What is the influence of Senfeld on your life.

Thanxx to Seinfeld I started eating calzones and I love them.

A>V

Scott PA.Vos

On Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:36:31 +0200, "A.Vos" wrote:

Calzones I have eaten my whole life but George Costanza turned me onto Chow Fun. "It's a big flat noodle!"

Scott

Daniel VesmaA.Vos

I've learned that you can take back fruit, and if you're in hospital you get sponge baths.

Daniel Vesma - IT and Webdesign Manager The Web Tree: http://www.thewebtree.com

P.S. I'm off to try and break my back.

EspionA.Vos

On Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:36:31 +0200, "A.Vos" wrote:

=[What is the influence of Senfeld on your life. =[ =[Thanxx to Seinfeld I started eating calzones and I love them. =[ =[A>V =[

Jerry: He runs goofy, but he gets all the babes.

Elaine: She can't lie without pausing and coughing first.

George: Most likely has a deep-seated love for Jerry, despite his blatant homophobia.

Kramer: I learned that the proper response to someone giving you "the stinkeye" is to give them "the crookeye".

Benny BlancoA.Vos

I eat gyros and love them.

A.Vos wrote in message ...

Among other things, I learned that...

1) the "black and white cookie" is a model for racial harmony 2) cinnamon take's a back seat to no spice 3) a roster has sex with both chickens and hens 4) shouting "serenity now!" doesn't really work 5) proctologists tell great stories that always end with "It was a million-to-one shot doc, million-to-one" 6) to avoid the Puerto Rican Day parade route 7) to always wear the AIDS ribbon while participating in an AIDS march 8) in karate, "It's not the size of the opponents, it's the ferocity" 9) eight fingers is the gang sign for the Van Buren boys street gang

and finally... 10) to never write a sitcom episode where a hipster dufus accidentally lights a Puerto Rican flag on fire and then attempts to put out the fire by stomping on the flag

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Pen Cap ChewA.Vos

Seriously, there is tons of stuff in my everyday life that I've learned about from Seinfeld. Half the stuff I know is from Seinfeld! LOL

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Martin LauA.Vos

To "do the opposite" is what I learned.

martin

John A. Hunter, Jr.Martin Lau
Martin Lau wrote in message ... >> What is the influence of Senfeld on your life. > Well, I got all of my jokes/smart-ass comments from Seinfeld.
Brian OConaillA.Vos

A.Vos wrote in message ...

That it's unusual for US men to be uncircumcised.

Brian

Seinfeld10A.Vos

Don't double-dip the chip you already bit.

Don't degift (take back something you gave), regift (give away something you received), issue an unvite or nonvitation (to someone you hope won't attend your function) or overthank (by calling with a day-after thanks if you said thanks the night before).

You need only keep a thankyou card for two days after receiving it, unless you have a mantle.

Never term a friend's relationship "hot and heavy" unless he or she has given you the permission to do so.

Be sure to ask a woman her name before you make out with her.

Don't refer to little people as midgets.

Spare a sqare in the rest room.

Don't pee in the shower at the health club.

Remember to give proper punctuation in taking a phone message down. (Hence: Your friend had a baby!)

paul d valentiSeinfeld10

Jerry did find out the name of his girlfriend (Delores, who he called Mulva) but he forgot it after he made out with her. So it should be: Don't forget your woman's name after you make out with her. Paul

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