How I would have ended the final episode...

S09E23 The Finale (1)liveMay 15, 1998the next day8 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Well, as long as we've got that pointless scene of the plane almost crashing in the middle, how about if, after they're convicted, they wake up (Massachusetts was a dream) together on a desert island. Their plane crashed. They'll have enough food, but they'll only have the four of each other for life.

To twist it up a little bit more, it can turn out that they all had the same dream.

Dave Gates [email]

Just what we need. Another lame dream sequence. And they all had the same dream. How ingenius.

Leigh Emshey [email] http://cnnet.com/public/lemshey/index.html

Actually, I'm not a big fan of "It was all a dream" either. But they needed something to explain why that episode kept getting worse and worse, way more implausible than the rules usually allow and nightmarish.

Dave Gates [email]

I didn't like the finale but am glad if others did.

I've enjoyed reading the ideas about how you think the series *should* have ended and I'd like to collect them -- or your favorite ideas for other episodes or plotlines -- and post them on my personal site. If you don't mind sharing your ideas this way, please e-mail me directly. The address is

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I think it could be fun, and if I get enough responses, I'll post again to the group with the address of the site. Thanks! --Julia

the plane scene wasn't pointless -- it allowed George to admit he lost the contest, and Elaine to reveal (though she back-pedalled later) that she loves Jerry.

Also it was a spoof of the *possibility* of a cop-out ending, just like the Jerry sitcom/move to L.A. bit was a spoof of another stupid possibility (and perhaps a jab at those who believed the fake intenet script? (or maybe that rumor was started by someone who only read the beginning the script?))

Plus, it was funny... if that counts.

Guy Ridley wrote in article ...

I agree whole-heartedly--plus, it gave them one more (squandered) opportunity to change, and to get some meaning in their lives.

...The funniest scene in the episode, IMHO.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. There have already been too many series finales with "it-was-all-a-dream" endings: Newhart, Roseanne, Dallas. I for one am glad that Seinfeld didn't go in that direction; I would have hated that!