*****A MEAN WON STRIEKS AGEN***(Re: Things and the Like*******)

Jun 27, 199824 posts by 7 posters
🌀 Off topic🔥 Controversial

Off-topic thread with incomprehensible posts in intentional bad spelling and grammar; posters disagree about whether the original poster is genuinely illiterate or playing a disruptive game.

24 posts
DAVID H

HE EMALBEB ME THIS ANB IT;S 97 BEGREES OUTSIBE ANB I HAVE NO A/C ANB THIS IS WHOT I HAEV TO BEAL WITH....

WILL YOU PLEESE TELL THIS TO PEEPUL CAUSE NOONE BELEEVES ME!!! EVRY WON THINGS I;M BUMN ANB STUPIB BUT Y OU KNOW THE TRUTH! IT;S IMPORTINT TO ME THOT YOU TELL THIS TO PEEPUL **PLEAS** BACK ME UP ON THIS AND I;LL PROMUS I;LL BE Y OR PAL.

HUH?

HUH?

HUH?

WHOT?

GRILS LIEK ME!! I GOT MORE GRIL FREMBS THIN YOU BO BUBBY. ALEEN SINT ME NUBE GIFFS AND MONICA LIEEKS ME AND BEBBIE LIEKS ME AND KIM COPLANB LIEKS ME HOLE HELLA LOT. ;;LYNNSTER LIEKS ME. AND THERE ARE OTHURS IM; FORGETING!!1! I;M SORRY IF I FORGOT JIST REMINB ME AND I;LL REMEMBER. THIER EVEN WAS SOME BUBE WHO EMALEB ME AND SAIB HE WANNA BE MY LOVER BUT I HAB TO SAY--THIS IS WHOT I TOLE HIM--I SAIB I WASN;T GAY OR NOTHINK BUT I;LL STILL BE FREMBS WITH HIM AND HE SAYS TO ME HE SAYS OK. COOL. SO I GET MORE LOVE LEBBERS THAN YOU BO. SO WHOS LOOKING BUMN NOW?

WELL BUBBY LET;S SEE HOW MENY LOVE LEBBERS YOU GET!!!11!

OH SURE WITH NICE SPIRITS LIEK YOU WHO NEEBS HITLER.

NICE TO HERE YOU SPINB YOUR FREE TIME THINGING ABOT ME SEEING AS HOW YOU HAVE A LIFE ANB ALL. ANY WON WHO CALLS HISSELF "TREKLORB" MUST HAVE A LIFE I THING WE ALL AGEE ON THOT.

YOR PLA BAVIB H. (...IS THEIR NO ENB TO THE MEAN WONS??)

The heck I do. I can't stand you and wish you would stop posting in the "all caps, bad grammer, bad spelling" game that you are playing. I might like you then. But only if you have something somewhat intelligent to say, or have well thought out opinions.

Is it a game? Maybe he's really a moron.

Kim Copeland wrote:

hmmmmm interesting theory. But I doubt it, because every once in a while when you read his posts he actually spells things correctly, and it isn't just a word or two....it's a sentence.

Plus he is now replacing all d's and t's with b's

DaveGoober

Nope. Just an asshole. He seems to know how to read and write in alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles.

Maybe we should all just troll the shit out of his other newsgroups.
Maybe that'd teach him a lesson.
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DAVID HDave
*************URGINT ENTERNET ANNOUSNMENTI*****8888***

PEEPUL OF THE ENTERNET DO NOT **REPEET** DO NOT BELEVE THIS MEAN WON CALLED RAT [address]! HE;S LYING AGEN. HE CLAMES TO HAVE USE OF THIS EVIL "DEJA NEWS MACHINE" THAT DOSE NOTHINK BYUT MANUFACTUR LIES ABOT PEEPUL. HES IS SO RONG AND IS TRYING TO TRIK YOU.

I NEVR P OSTED IN THAT CHAT ROOM OR IN REC.SPORT.FOOTBALL.COLLEGE SO DO NOT ***DO NOT*** GO TO THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!1!! IT WULD BE A WASTE OF YOR TIME AND YOU WULD LOOK DUMMER THAN THE DOGG AND RAT BOUY WOULD BE LAFFING AT YOU.

RAT BOY I ORDER YOU ***DO NOT*** POST IN RSFC OR YOR IN BIG TRUBBLE. YOU BETTIR STAY AWAY ***THIS MEANS YOU*** RATBYO!!!1!

RAB TOY, WHIN WILL Y OR LIES AND DECEET END? WILL YOU NEVR CEAESE IN YOR TORMINT OF ME? WHY DO YOU STALCK ME SO? CAN I NOT BE MY OWN DAVID H AND NOT BE *PESTERED* BY YOU??????/?/???

YOUR MEAN. AND HURT FULL.

AND I HATE YOU!!! BOOOOO RAT BOY!!!11!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!1! I HATE YOR GUTS!!!!! I HOPE YOU PEE IN YOUR UNDERWHERE!!!! JUST LEEVE DAVID H **THE H-E DOUBLE TOOTHPIKCS** ALONE. BOOOOOOO!!!! I HOPE YOU GET E COLI!!!

RAT BOY: DO **NOT** DARE GO IN THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!! I DAVHD H AM **ORDERING** YOU TO STAY OUT!!! YOU WILL IN UP MAKING FOOLE OUT OF YORSELFS RAT BOY. I;M NOT AKSING IM **TELLING** *D*O*N*O*T* GO THEIR!! PULS YOR JUST RONG CAUSE THOTS; NOT M;E..,.

YUR *BEST* PAL DAVID H (...LET THE GAMES BEGIN)

DAVID HDave
*************URGINT ENTERNET ANNOUSNMENTI*****8888***

PEEPUL OF THE ENTERNET DO NOT **REPEET** DO NOT BELEVE THIS MEAN WON CALLED RAT [address]! HE;S LYING AGEN. HE CLAMES TO HAVE USE OF THIS EVIL "DEJA NEWS MACHINE" THAT DOSE NOTHINK BYUT MANUFACTUR LIES ABOT PEEPUL. HES IS SO RONG AND IS TRYING TO TRIK YOU.

I NEVR P OSTED IN THAT CHAT ROOM OR IN REC.SPORT.FOOTBALL.COLLEGE SO DO NOT ***DO NOT*** GO TO THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!1!! IT WULD BE A WASTE OF YOR TIME AND YOU WULD LOOK DUMMER THAN THE DOGG AND RAT BOUY WOULD BE LAFFING AT YOU.

RAT BOY I ORDER YOU ***DO NOT*** POST IN RSFC OR YOR IN BIG TRUBBLE. YOU BETTIR STAY AWAY ***THIS MEANS YOU*** RATBYO!!!1!

RAB TOY, WHIN WILL Y OR LIES AND DECEET END? WILL YOU NEVR CEAESE IN YOR TORMINT OF ME? WHY DO YOU STALCK ME SO? CAN I NOT BE MY OWN DAVID H AND NOT BE *PESTERED* BY YOU??????/?/???

YOUR MEAN. AND HURT FULL.

AND I HATE YOU!!! BOOOOO RAT BOY!!!11!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!1! I HATE YOR GUTS!!!!! I HOPE YOU PEE IN YOUR UNDERWHERE!!!! JUST LEEVE DAVID H **THE H-E DOUBLE TOOTHPIKCS** ALONE. BOOOOOOO!!!! I HOPE YOU GET E COLI!!!

RAT BOY: DO **NOT** DARE GO IN THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!! I DAVHD H AM **ORDERING** YOU TO STAY OUT!!! YOU WILL IN UP MAKING FOOLE OUT OF YORSELFS RAT BOY. I;M NOT AKSING IM **TELLING** *D*O*N*O*T* GO THEIR!! PULS YOR JUST RONG CAUSE THOTS; NOT M;E..,.

YUR *BEST* PAL DAVID H (...LET THE GAMES BEGIN)

DAVID HDave
*************URGINT ENTERNET ANNOUSNMENTI*****8888***

PEEPUL OF THE ENTERNET DO NOT **REPEET** DO NOT BELEVE THIS MEAN WON CALLED RAT [address]! HE;S LYING AGEN. HE CLAMES TO HAVE USE OF THIS EVIL "DEJA NEWS MACHINE" THAT DOSE NOTHINK BYUT MANUFACTUR LIES ABOT PEEPUL. HES IS SO RONG AND IS TRYING TO TRIK YOU.

I NEVR P OSTED IN THAT CHAT ROOM OR IN REC.SPORT.FOOTBALL.COLLEGE SO DO NOT ***DO NOT*** GO TO THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!1!! IT WULD BE A WASTE OF YOR TIME AND YOU WULD LOOK DUMMER THAN THE DOGG AND RAT BOUY WOULD BE LAFFING AT YOU.

RAT BOY I ORDER YOU ***DO NOT*** POST IN RSFC OR YOR IN BIG TRUBBLE. YOU BETTIR STAY AWAY ***THIS MEANS YOU*** RATBYO!!!1!

RAB TOY, WHIN WILL Y OR LIES AND DECEET END? WILL YOU NEVR CEAESE IN YOR TORMINT OF ME? WHY DO YOU STALCK ME SO? CAN I NOT BE MY OWN DAVID H AND NOT BE *PESTERED* BY YOU??????/?/???

YOUR MEAN. AND HURT FULL.

AND I HATE YOU!!! BOOOOO RAT BOY!!!11!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!1! I HATE YOR GUTS!!!!! I HOPE YOU PEE IN YOUR UNDERWHERE!!!! JUST LEEVE DAVID H **THE H-E DOUBLE TOOTHPIKCS** ALONE. BOOOOOOO!!!! I HOPE YOU GET E COLI!!!

RAT BOY: DO **NOT** DARE GO IN THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!! I DAVHD H AM **ORDERING** YOU TO STAY OUT!!! YOU WILL IN UP MAKING FOOLE OUT OF YORSELFS RAT BOY. I;M NOT AKSING IM **TELLING** *D*O*N*O*T* GO THEIR!! PULS YOR JUST RONG CAUSE THOTS; NOT M;E..,.

YUR *BEST* PAL DAVID H (...LET THE GAMES BEGIN)

DAVID HDave
*************URGINT ENTERNET ANNOUSNMENTI*****8888***

PEEPUL OF THE ENTERNET DO NOT **REPEET** DO NOT BELEVE THIS MEAN WON CALLED RAT [address]! HE;S LYING AGEN. HE CLAMES TO HAVE USE OF THIS EVIL "DEJA NEWS MACHINE" THAT DOSE NOTHINK BYUT MANUFACTUR LIES ABOT PEEPUL. HES IS SO RONG AND IS TRYING TO TRIK YOU.

I NEVR P OSTED IN THAT CHAT ROOM OR IN REC.SPORT.FOOTBALL.COLLEGE SO DO NOT ***DO NOT*** GO TO THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!1!! IT WULD BE A WASTE OF YOR TIME AND YOU WULD LOOK DUMMER THAN THE DOGG AND RAT BOUY WOULD BE LAFFING AT YOU.

RAT BOY I ORDER YOU ***DO NOT*** POST IN RSFC OR YOR IN BIG TRUBBLE. YOU BETTIR STAY AWAY ***THIS MEANS YOU*** RATBYO!!!1!

RAB TOY, WHIN WILL Y OR LIES AND DECEET END? WILL YOU NEVR CEAESE IN YOR TORMINT OF ME? WHY DO YOU STALCK ME SO? CAN I NOT BE MY OWN DAVID H AND NOT BE *PESTERED* BY YOU??????/?/???

YOUR MEAN. AND HURT FULL.

AND I HATE YOU!!! BOOOOO RAT BOY!!!11!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!1! I HATE YOR GUTS!!!!! I HOPE YOU PEE IN YOUR UNDERWHERE!!!! JUST LEEVE DAVID H **THE H-E DOUBLE TOOTHPIKCS** ALONE. BOOOOOOO!!!! I HOPE YOU GET E COLI!!!

RAT BOY: DO **NOT** DARE GO IN THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!! I DAVHD H AM **ORDERING** YOU TO STAY OUT!!! YOU WILL IN UP MAKING FOOLE OUT OF YORSELFS RAT BOY. I;M NOT AKSING IM **TELLING** *D*O*N*O*T* GO THEIR!! PULS YOR JUST RONG CAUSE THOTS; NOT M;E..,.

YUR *BEST* PAL DAVID H (...LET THE GAMES BEGIN)

DAVID HDAVID H

I DID;NT REELIE MEAN TO POST IT ALL THOSE TIMES. THEIR WAS A PROBLUM WITH THE NEWSSCERVER AND I KEPT SENING IT AND IT WOULDN'T FININSH SO I;D; SITN IT AGEIN AND SAME THINK AND AGEAIN.....ETC.

I APO;LOGIZE FOR IT BENG POSTSED 500 TIMES!!!

DAVID HDave
*************URGINT ENTERNET ANNOUSNMENTI*****8888***

PEEPUL OF THE ENTERNET DO NOT **REPEET** DO NOT BELEVE THIS MEAN WON CALLED RAT [address]! HE;S LYING AGEN. HE CLAMES TO HAVE USE OF THIS EVIL "DEJA NEWS MACHINE" THAT DOSE NOTHINK BYUT MANUFACTUR LIES ABOT PEEPUL. HES IS SO RONG AND IS TRYING TO TRIK YOU.

I NEVR P OSTED IN THAT CHAT ROOM OR IN REC.SPORT.FOOTBALL.COLLEGE SO DO NOT ***DO NOT*** GO TO THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!1!! IT WULD BE A WASTE OF YOR TIME AND YOU WULD LOOK DUMMER THAN THE DOGG AND RAT BOUY WOULD BE LAFFING AT YOU.

RAT BOY I ORDER YOU ***DO NOT*** POST IN RSFC OR YOR IN BIG TRUBBLE. YOU BETTIR STAY AWAY ***THIS MEANS YOU*** RATBYO!!!1!

RAB TOY, WHIN WILL Y OR LIES AND DECEET END? WILL YOU NEVR CEAESE IN YOR TORMINT OF ME? WHY DO YOU STALCK ME SO? CAN I NOT BE MY OWN DAVID H AND NOT BE *PESTERED* BY YOU??????/?/???

YOUR MEAN. AND HURT FULL.

AND I HATE YOU!!! BOOOOO RAT BOY!!!11!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!1! I HATE YOR GUTS!!!!! I HOPE YOU PEE IN YOUR UNDERWHERE!!!! JUST LEEVE DAVID H **THE H-E DOUBLE TOOTHPIKCS** ALONE. BOOOOOOO!!!! I HOPE YOU GET E COLI!!!

RAT BOY: DO **NOT** DARE GO IN THOSE CHAT ROOMS!!! I DAVHD H AM **ORDERING** YOU TO STAY OUT!!! YOU WILL IN UP MAKING FOOLE OUT OF YORSELFS RAT BOY. I;M NOT AKSING IM **TELLING** *D*O*N*O*T* GO THEIR!! PULS YOR JUST RONG CAUSE THOTS; NOT M;E..,.

YUR *BEST* PAL DAVID H (...LET THE GAMES BEGIN)

DAVID HDave

WELL THIS IDEA SHURE FLOPED LIKE A TON OF PAN CAKES!!!1! RAT BOY, WHY ARE YOU SO DUMN? YOR JUST A DAMBED NEWBIE...(SIGH....)

HTH.

YOR BEST PLA IN THE HOLE WIRLD....,,,..DAVHD [address]

SHE;S JUST KIBBING EVRY WON. KIM;S MY GIRL!!!1! SHE REELIE BIGS ME. SHE HAS THIS THINK WHEAR SHE GETS MAB AT ME ANB ACTS LIEK SHE MAB AT ME BUT SHE REALLIE LIEK ME A LOT SHE MY GRILFREMB.

excuse me while I go kill myself now.

David, I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near you. Well ok, maybe dead...but that is the only way you will find me anywhere near you.

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BABE ITS; OK WHIN YYOU PLAY LIEK THIS WIT ME IN PRIVATE BUT PLEASE LET;S NOT PLAY THIS GAME IN FRONT OF THE GROOP. YOU ARE MY NUBBEAN PRINCESS, MY AFERCAN QUEEN, MY CHOCLITE DELITE, AND I LOVE THEE SO. YOU ARE SMART + SMART + SMART + SMART AND PRETTY + PRETTY + PRETTY TIMES A MILLION.,. YOR BRONW EYSE ARE LIEK POOLS OF LVOE AND YOR ICEY GLARE IS LIEK A CHOLCALITE FROSTY FROM WENDY;S..,.I LOVE YOU KIM M ORE THIN ANY THANK AND I;LL BE Y OR LOVER FOR LIFE. WOULD AN OCCASIONAL FLING GRIPE YOU?

YOUR PAL DAVID H.

DAVID H wrote:

Funny last time I checked I was not from Africa...nor were my ancestors for the past 4 generations or so.

Sure it would, but then again so would the hand of death reaching out to me from hell.

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Kim Copeland				Epsilon Alpha Phi
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You gots ta watch out fer them choclite Nubbeans. They lick they're secks with weeped creme.

DAVID HDAVID H

Artsphreak WAS PROMOTED TO ASSISTINT CAGE CLEENER AT YERKES PRIMATE CENTER FOR SAYING:

OH YEAH MEAN WON I HAVE EVRY RITE TO BE HEAR CAUSE THISIS THE ENTER NET AND AL GORE SAYS SO!!! THIS IS FOR EVRY WON NOT JUST YOU AND YOR STUCK UP FRENBS WHO ARE JUST A BUNCHA SNOBS ANY HOWS.

I HOPE YOU BON;T REPLY TO THIS AGEN CAUSE THIN THIS WILL ALL TERN INTO A BATTEL OF WITS AND YOU;LL PROBERLY WIN CAUSE I JUST BON;T KNOW WHOT TO SAY SOME TIMES TO REALLIE GET YOU. ONLY SMART WONS CAN BO THOT. BUT IF YOU WON;T TO GET IN A FLAME WAR, NOW **THOT** I CANWIN EASY CUASE IT BON;T TAKE NO BRANES.

SO CHOOSE BUT CHOOSE WISELY....SAIB THE WISE MAN TO THE FOOL.

ME HAVE COOL WEB SITE FOR EVRY **NICE** WON TO VISIT. YOU CAN CLICK AROND AND GET A SATELLITE PHOTO OF ANY PLACE ON PLANIT EARTH!! YOU CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FORM THE SKY!! I SAW MINE. I CULD LOOK REAL CLOSE ANB SEE BAVIB H PICKING NOSE IN FRONT YARB. ANY HOWS HEARS THE LINK:

***NICE WONS ONLY***** ****MEAN WONS GO TO THIS PLACE: HTTP://WWW.HELL.COM

*****NICE WONS GO HEAR******************: http://terraserver.microsoft.com/default.htm

ANB FOR THOSE WHO PUT ME IN KILL FILE HAHAHA YOU BON;T GET TO SEE YOUR SCHMUCK HOUSE FROM OUTTER SPACE!! HAHA!!!

I'M NOT SO SMART BUT I;M NICE!

DAVID HDAVID H

WELL COME OH LIEF I GO TO ENCOUNTRE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME THE REALLITIE OF EXCSPERIENCE AND FORGE INTO THE SMITHY OF MY SOLE THE UNCREATEB CONSUIOS OF MY RACE. OLB FATHER OLB ARTIFICER STANB ME NOW AND FOREVR IN GOOB STEAB.

OH BLIMIE THOT WAN;T FINNEAGANS WAKE. THAT SOMETHIK ELSE. A PROTRIATE OF THE ARTIST AS A YUNG CROSSPOSTER. HAHA!

I BET LARRIE IS REEL PREDDY LIKE THE BIRD GIRL ON THE BEACH!!

hahah anyone else find his posts mildly humorus? Of course the kid is just looking for attention and isn't that stupid, but you are the fools who reply to him? i actually enjoy reading his posts....

DAVID H wrote:

Andy Christopher Co-Founder BitchSlap Records "Punk,Ska,Hardcore,Emo" BitchSlap Page: http://skapunx.ml.org/~bitchslap/

THANGS ANDY FOR BENG A NICE WON! YOU ARE AN ILAND OF NICE IN A SEA OF HURTFULLNESS.

DAVID HDAVID H

OK I PROMUSS YOU THERE WERE AT LEASAT **TOO** FAKE DAVID H;S. WON USED DEJANEWS AND THE OTHER TRIED TO MAEK IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS COMING FROM ME BUT THE PATH WAS REALLIE AT&T WORLDNET OK. I DID;N;T MIND CAUSE I THOGHT THEY WERE FUNNY! I EVEN TLAKED TO WON OF THIM ON EMALE AND HE WAS A REAL NICE GUY BUT I BON;T KNOW HIS NAME CAUSE HE USED A FAKE HOTMALE ADDRESS TO REACH ME.

MY GRILFREND KIM CAN BACK ME UP ON THIS. SHE;S MY BABE! HI HONEY! YOU LEFT YOR TOOTHBRUSH AT MY PALCE LAST NITE!

YOU *ARE* A NICE WON!!11!

YOU PLA DAVDI H.

DAVID HDAVID H

I;M BENG HONIST INJUN BOT THIS: STEVE IS NOT ME AND I DO;NT THING HE WAS A FAKE DAVID H BUT HE WAS WON OF THE WONS WHO WULD POST UNDER A DIFFRENT NAME LIKE C3PO OR FIDO OR STUFF. HE;S FUNNY AND HE;S A GOOD PLA. I THING WON OF THE FAKE DAVID H.S CAME FROM BH90210 AND **MAYBE** I FIGGERED OUT WHO BUT I;M NOT TELLING AND IT DON;T MATTER HOO AND BUT I HTOGHT THE HOLE THING WAS FUNNIE! FAKE DAVID H;S ROOOOL LIEK A BIG SLOBBERIN DOG!!!! YOU CAN AKS MY GRILFREND KMI AND SHELL BACK ME UP ON THIS. I THINKG **EVRYWON** SHUD BE A FAEK DAVID H. EVEN RATBYO.

YOUR PLA DAVID H.

BEEP BEEP HI DAIVD ITS ME STEVE NOT YOU **SO EVERONE JUST CUT IT OUT OK LEEVE ME ALOAN I GOT A GOOD SUMER 'JOB ASA TEST SUBGECT FOR BST HORMON AND I CA"NT BLOW IT SO STOP IT PLEESE IM BEGGING YOU I JUST WA"NT MY LIFE BACK** SOME PEPLE ARE TO DUMN TO TELL THE DIFERINSE.

**ATTETION DUMNNEES**88***

IM STEVE NOIT NO BODY [address]!!

OK AND BUT SO YOUR FREND STSVE H.