RULES OF LIFE ACCORDING TO Seinfeld

In article , [email] (Steven F Kraus) writes:

Bottle-wipe supersedes open-lipped kiss

-from the Dry Cleaning Deal episode (if that's the right name)

One of my favorite Seinfeld rules to live by is, in the words of George Costanza, "A man without hand is not a man!"

In article , [email] says...

Or it could be called "The Wife." Courtney Cox did a great job in that episode, and I'm sorry we won't see her again (what with "Friends" fame and all).

I wonder if any of the Seinfeld books has "The Rules" compiled from all of the episodes?

BTW, I don't think there will ever be a Seinfeld movie. The whole show is geared for episodes. "How you could have a movie about *nothing*?"

-Gary K.

[email] (Gary Kline) wrote:

If they can make movies for skit characters like Stuart Smalley, I think they could manage a Seinfeld movie. If they thought it would make any money they'd probably make a movie from a commercial. What do you think, 'Budweiser: The Movie', with the frogs, the ants, and the 'I love ya, man' guy?

Monty

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YEAH! A Budweiser Movie! What a great idea! I would go see that and I'm not being sarcastic.

And look how grindingly BAD that movie was. Ugh.

Two days is the minimum time to retain a greeting card before you toss it. (but as George says, he just made it up)