Kennedys

I asked this a while ago but there were no responses (although Dave said he could name a lot).

In what Episodes were JFK or the Kennedy clan referenced?

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message ...

I can name a few:

The Boyfriend The Switch (Mr Pitt plays tennis with Ethel Kennedy) The Bottle Deposit (Kennedy's golf clubs) The Baby Shower The Contest The Pilot

...and Mr. Pitt needed his $400 Bruline (sp?) racket to beat Ethel Kennedy at tennis.

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message ...

PS

Nobody thought of it yet but I don't count any references to JFK Airport - there were too many of those and they were not done intentionally to include the JFK clan in the writing.

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

I'm sure I'll miss a few, but here's my try.

"The Contest" Elaine loses out because of JFK Jr. "The Pilot" Marla sleeps with JFK Jr. "The Boyfriend" Parody of the movie JFK "The Bottle Deposit" Elaine buys JFK's golf clubs for Peterman "The Limo" George and Jerry can't quite remember how Kennedy's "Ask not what-" speech went "The Chaperone" Mr. Pitt is struck by Elaine's resemblance to the young Jackie O.

I'll research and get back to you.

Dave wrote:

I don't have THAT one - any idea what it was from - or in what situation?

CLUE to another... How about Mr. Hayman - remember the reference there?

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message [email]...

In "The Secret Code " Elaine talks to the guy who doesn't remember her and she tells him that they have met before and that they had discussed the Kennedy assasination. She says that her uncle worked in the book depository and that he had announced to Lee Harvey Oswald that the pres. had been shot and that Oswald winked at him and told him he was gonna catch a movie.

Mo

Mohamel wrote:

Merci. That was the one I knew was there but did not know in which episode Oswald was mentioned. This is my list so far...

References to JFK
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Once saw JFK Jnr. - Elaine says [The Baby Shower] Kennedy's and Schrivers - talked about Hyannisport [The Baby Shower] Ethyl Kennedy - playing tennis with Mr. Pitt [The Switch] Ethyl Kennedy - playing golf with Mr. Peterman [The Bottle Deposit] JFK Movie - parody [The Boyfriend I and II] JFK Jnr. - dating Elaine and the Virgin [The Contest] Benson's Kennedy remark toQuail - I knew JFK and you're not... [The Phone Message] Jackie 'O' - had a lot of grace [The Chaperone] JFK High School - Jerry and George went there [The Library] Jack Ruby - interference remark [The Little Kicks] Inaguration Speech - Ask not what your... [The Limo] Oswald winked at Elaine's uncle - [The Secret Code] JFK airport - [Many eps] - doesn't really count

Beautiful.  And I didn't contribute a damned thing to it.
I feel so useless.
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Dave wrote:

I think Dave's reply is here just to boost his record. Seriously Dave, congratulations. Even OJ only beat 2000yds/season a couple of times. And you're up to 2840 or so... What's next? :-)

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

You're leaving out when JFK Jr. and Marla slept together in "The Pilot"

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

It's interesting Mike. The "Entertainment Weekly" Seinfeld Finale issue, on their "Total Recall" page, says there were exactly 10 Kennedy references.

You've got 13.

Dave wrote:

In that same issue it says that George had sex in an inappropriate place four times. So far I have:

On his desk at Pendant Publishing with the cleaning woman (The Red Dot) In his office at Yankee Stadium with his secretary (The Secretary) In his parents' bed (The Cigar Store Indian)

However, I just can't figure out the fourth. The closest I can come was when he had the affair with the married woman in "The Good Samaritan". Does anyone know what it might be?

In the kitchen with Cynthia in "The Fix-up." "How good could it be; my head was on a hot plate." :-) ------------------------ Got bioflavinoids?

Keith Davenport wrote in message ...

Keith Davenport wrote:

How about in his mother's living room with the Glamour magazine? ;-) (The Contest)

The News Guy(Mike) a �crit dans le message : [email]...

Does having his bald head dipped in oil with "the old man's" cleaning women and rubbing it all over her body count? He got caught before it got too far but it seemed inappropriate.

Mo

Mohamel wrote:

No, I don't think they had gotten as far as sex yet.

How about this one: the one where Elaine was babysitting that woman's brat and George was incorporating food and sex together and he had sex with the woman on her kitchen floor.

Cris

FuzzMom wrote:

Possible. Of course, he also had sex in the kitchen with Cynthia in "The Fix-Up."

Keith Davenport wrote:

When does SEX begin? Perhaps the US Senate could define that term. Do you remember Jerry's definition? :-)

I believe when the nipple makes its first appearance.

The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

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Do you think maybe there were times that he actually had sex that weren't recorded by the show? Their lives were longer than 30 minutes a week you know. I wouldn't doubt that maybe sometime in college he had sex in a very inappropriate place for example.

[email] wrote:

You're completely missing the point. I'm speaking in terms of what actually happened in the show. I was referring to a section in Entertainment Weekly's Seinfeld finale issue that said George had sex in an inappropriate place four times- meaning four times in the show, not four times in his entire life. I listed three obvious ones; when the fourth one occurred is what're debating.

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Sorry, you're right, I missed that-- at least until immediately after I had already sent my misinformed response. Anyway, better luck next time

Not necessarily...Jerry explained that not much happened at all except when a whole new set of problems would crop up every week...except for summer, when nothing would happen for months at a time! So they probably didn't do much outside of their 30 minutes.

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Maybe so, but why would that make it into a list in an Entertainment
Weekly magazine??  I'm pretty sure it's implied that they were referring
only to what occurred on the show.
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Keith Davenport wrote in message news:[email]...

Perhaps its when he has sex in the kitchen with Cynthia ('The Fix-Up') "How good could it be? My head was on a hot plate!" George feels "...the kitchen is the most sociable room in the house."

The problem is...what is Entertainment Weekly's idea of "an inappropriate place"

My guess would be in "The Blood" where George wants to combine sex and eating and TV viewing. At the end he has sex in the kitchen while eating and watching TV with the woman Elaine is babysitting for.

trepa wrote:

That's the best I can come up with too. Of course, he also had sex in the kitchen with Cynthia in "The Fix-Up", but this situation would be more likely to be called inappropriate since there was a child in the house and she was cooking at the time. Think you may have it!

Coulda been when he had sex in his parents bed.  Estelle sure considered
it inappropriate.
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Dave wrote:

It was inappropriate, no question. But I had already counted that one. These were the three I had pretty definitely.

• On his desk with the cleaning lady (The Red Dot)
• In his office with the secretary (The Secretary)
• In his parents' bed (The Cigar Store Indian)

"The Blood" seems to be the best bet for the fourth one.

Jerry and Elaine debate the Kennedys in 'The Baby SHower'. Elaine's friend Leslie is pregnant, and Elaine is giving her a baby shower. The same Leslie who threw chocolate sauce all over George's red shirt. Leslie is married to one of the Kennedy's ("He's a third cousin or something"), Jerry thinks, only to be corrected by Elaine who says 'by marriage". Elaine pretends to be not impressed by the Kennedys.

Also, Elaine is in the same workout group as John F Kennedy Jr, in 'The Contest'. Elaine loses the contest because of him, and also loses him to Marla, 'The Virgin'.

There is also a take-off on the Kennedy assassination investigation in one episode with Kramer and Newman claiming they were hit by a spitball from Keith Hernandes.