I thought I was reqading "The Onion" not "CNN" but there it was...
==== (CNN) -- Fed up with hackers, a flood of spam and lousy connections, Italian Roman Catholics have launched a search for a patron saint of the Internet. And they hope their online poll will yield a holy Web protector by Easter. ... Besides Assisi, Gabriel and Alberione, others who are leading the voting include: Saint John Bosco, a Italian priest who promoted children's learning in the 1800s; ... ============
<<<Besides Assisi, Gabriel and Alberione, others who are leading the voting include: Saint John Bosco, a Italian priest who promoted children's learning in the 1800s; ...>>>
If not the partron saint of the entire net, at least he could protect our passwords and PINs.
^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."