Fans share favorite Kramer quotes, particularly his ATM code guessing monologue about George's sweet tooth from "The Fire" and other memorable lines.
Here's my vote from "The Fire", where Kramer is trying to guess George's ATM code:
Ah what kind of man are you? Your weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you? Your a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no......your's is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, The Cocco bean.
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I personally like the episode where he has to wear jockey shorts and he tell Jerry, "My boys need a home!!"
In article , [email] (Kramer) writes:
house house house house house!
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa.
[email] wrote:
How did I know you were going to say that? :)
In article , [email] (Ben B) writes:
Listen Sponge Boy....
Found the wav..its in the mail..any one else want it....look to http://users.aol.com/dambalah/seinfeld/index.htm
:-)
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa.
[email] wrote:
Sponge boy? Where did that come from? :)
Quoth [email]:
Alternate location (for this and several other good Seinfeld audio files): http://www.pnc.com.au/~bridgfam/seinfeldwav.htm
And yes, it is house.
Personally I think that the best Kramer Quote, although I am unable to remember it all, was when he descibed his colliding worlds theory to Jerry
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