Jerry Scroogefeld, Great Timing. You said in your interview with The New York Times that "As a comedian, my sense of timing is everything." Well, you certainly showed Great Timing by making your big announcement on Christmas Day that this would be the last season of America's most beloved sitcom. You couldn't have picked a better day to dampen people's spirits. It's almost as if you had gone door to door on Christmas Day telling little kids that Santa Claus had died. Couldn't you have shown a little more sensitivity and waited just one more week before dropping this bombshell on us? Well, you probably were under a lot of pressure and had to take into account the impact of your decision on the rest of the cast, and maybe with all the stuff going on you got a little careless about when might be a good time to make the big announcement. And, taking into account all the thousands of times you made us laugh so hard, we can find it in our hearts to forgive you. So, Jerry Seinfeld, thanks for the laughs and good luck with your future.
Twas the spring after Christmas And on Thursday at 9 Nobody was laughing Cause Seinfeld was done