Favourite Newman quote/scene???

Does anyone have a favourite quote or scene by Newman??? I can't think of mine....

One favorite of mine was when Newman stops in at Jerry's, and it comes out that he and this woman were once lovers. Naturally, the woman is quite attractive, and Jerry can't even fathom why they would have been together. He later asks Newman why they broke. Newman says he broke it off, she wasn't his type.

Another favorite, in the episode in which Kramer reunites with his mother, Babs, he and Jerry barge into Newman's apartment, to find Babs and Newman embracing.

Finally, in the Schindler's List episode, the weasel-ly Newman comes to Jerry's to tell Jerry's visiting parents that Jerry & Rachel were making out all through the movie. "Hello, Mrs. Seinfeld," says Newman. "Hello, Noooo-man," she replies, just as Jerry would.

Well, you have to see them to get the humor

Jeff Laderman

On 7 Feb 1997 14:42:57 GMT, [email] (JeffBW) wrote:

I'd have to say, the poetry episode, where Newman says something like "I too have a woman for which I pine...."

That got me going...

My favorite Newman scene is Wayne Knight's own paridy of his role in Basic Instinct where he is grilling Jerry but it is he, Newman who is under the bright lights while Jerry is driving him crazy fondling a cold soda as Sharon Stone did with her legs in the movie.

In article , [email] wrote:

You two have it all wrong. the best two Newman related scenes are the one when Newman says to Jerry, "Jerry, I'm a little suprised at you." Jerry replies, "You're not a little anything Newman!"

The other one is the flea episode. "Oh, I know the Chunky that eat these Chunkies,......... Newman!!!"

[email] (infoghost) wrote:

I like the scene outside Newman's apartment where Jerry is accusing Newman of giving his apartment fleas. I was ROTFL watching Newman squirm while trying not to itch. When Newman finally broke down and gave in, my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

Cheers.

Here' mine: It's in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode when Kramer kicks Jerry out of his apartment because of the big neon sign. Newman gets caught by Jerry buying chicken for Kramer because he orders a side of brocolli. Jerry confronts him and Newman lies till finally he breaks down and calls it a "vile weed".

Not really a whole quote, but I still laughed my head off...

Daniel Mora                           Pinky, once I take over the world,
                                      remind me to publically snub you.
                                                   -the Brain

I think it has to be in the Kenny Rodgers episode where Jerry asks Newman to eat a piece of broccoli. His response to this is "Oh! Vile Weed!!"

On Fri, 07 Feb 1997 04:45:15 +0100, "R.J" wrote:

There was the time that Jerry asked Newman why mailmans always go crazy and Newman answered with "The mail builds up, and up (etc)" while he himself is getting worked up about it.

"It never stops!" I loved that one, too. Anyone with a wav? Mail me.

In article , "R.J" writes:

why not...???

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

How about the Mail fruad interrogation scene, where Newman is under the hot lights and Jerry's teasing him with the drink.

Brocoli!! Vile Weed!!!!!!!! (newman at Kenny Rogers Roasters)

[email] wrote:

The episode where Kramer & Newman used a mail truck in one of their get-rich-quick schemes and followed the guy who stole Jerry's car, keeping Jerry informed of their progress by cell phone.

The episode where Kramer and Newman were playing the board game in Jerry's apartment and Kramer found out his car was being towed. He ran out into the street with the whole board in his hands while Newman ran after him...I love how Newman runs!

Yes, and the one in which Kramer and Newman do the Cyrano de Bergerac routine so that Kramer can pick up the woman from the bookstore. When the words "junk mail" are uttered, Newman forgets what he is supposed to be doing and starts ranting "it costs the same to deliver...." throwing off Kramer's smooth approach.

I like the one where Newman Plays a King Solomon routine saying that he'll cut the girls Schwinn bike in half that Kramer was given by Elaine for cracking her neck. It didn't work and Elaine wanted it back. Newman settled it when Kramer offered to give it back, and said since he didn't want it destroyed he was the rightful owner.

Wonderful Newman scenes all, but my favorite is Jerry storming into Newman's apartment to find Newman soaking his feet in a small tub. Just the sight of him made me crack up. Come to think of it just the sight of Newman doing anything cracks me up. I hope they include Wayne Knight in the new contracts.