Does anybody know the actual name of this episode?? Our paper does not print the official titles, and I've been calling it "The Pinky Toe" since forever. The reason is, in this episode, Kramer has what I think is his greatest monologue ever. It goes something like this:
Kramer: So then I found the toe! So I threw it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, then took off for the hospital
Jerry: You ran?
Kramer: No, I jumped on the bus. I said to the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy, step on it!" But then this guy pulls out a gun. I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and started walkin' toward him. He says "Where do you think you're goin', CrackerJack?". I says, "Well I got a little prize for ya, buddy! Pow! Pow! Yaaa!" Then everybody's screamin'! 'Cause the driver you know has passed out from all the commotion! The bus is...outa control!! (hand motion) So I pull him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus!
George: You're Batman!
Kramer: Yeah, I am Batman! Then the mugger comes to and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with this hand and I keep drivin' the bus with the other.
Jerry: So what happened?
Kramer: Well I managed to push him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop!
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well they kept ringin' the bell!!
George: So what about the toe, what happened to the toe?
Kramer: Well I'm happy to say the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.
George: You did all this...to save a pinky toe?
Kramer: Well it's a valuable appendage.
Any assistance with this episode's title would be greatly appreciated.