That was the worst one, his father was a total egg. Did you all know
that the lady who plays his mother was James Dean's girlfriend for a
while? I'm a Dean expert so I know. The pilot wasn't really for Seinfeld,
it was for The Seinfeld Chronicles.
George's favorite drink is Bosco. Remember when that lady who married
that Kennedy guy poured the Bosco on George's shirt, and he tried to get
back at her for it, at her baby shower?
The Best Elaine moments: Jerry:"How did you do it all those times?"
Elaine:"I was good." Elaine (to the Russian Guy): "The original title for
War and Peace was War, War, What is it good for? Absolutely Nuthin' HUUH!"
"The Dingo took your baby". "Get OUT!!" (I use that myself!)
Kramer always keeps up with the ladies. Remember Mona? Remember that
time he stayed too long at the tanning booth? Just because we've never
actually seen Cosmo kiss anyone doesn't mean he hasn't.
George is a product of his family. His mother and father are nuts. If he
isn't an only child, and he has a brother or sister in hiding, that's
probably where they'll stay. Any existing Costanza siblings will just stay
missing in action. His mother.."I go off for a few hours, I come back and
my son is treating his body as if it were an amusement park." His
father.."George, you're a buxom man like I am." CRAZINESS!! Any other
product of the Frank-Estelle (whatever her name is--I keep forgetting
)union will just stay wherever they've been for the past eight years.
In response to the rumour, how will Shoshanna play Kramer's sister?
That seems pretty wild--not the age thing. Doesn't she go to school back
East anyhow? Would Jerry have a romantic entanglement with her, like how
Newman (Curtis is my guess) hooked up with Cosmo's mother? For all we
know, he's still engaged to Janeane. They make a really good match, he
didn't dissect her like the rest of his girlfriends.
That's pretty much it. We'll all talk Thursday night/Friday Morning?
Oooh-haaah, Jacqui.