i don't care what you try to do to chicken or any food, you cannot make it smell like BO. or i guess the only way to make chicken smell like BO is to leave it overnight in jerry's car.
i heard of an actual case where a man left a turkey carcass in his minivan for a week and now can't get rid of the smell. i recommend that he sell it to a turkey farmer.
according to elaine -- "i love manure."