YET Another Seinfeld Script.

Feb 25, 19983 posts by 2 posters
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MBoyd00000

Is everyone here sick of reading these fan scripts yet? I saw an AOL fan site with a script calling itself the final episode or something posted here this morning. That sort of inspired me to throw mine out here as well. There's no chance of it getting stolen and used now anyway! ;)

I wrote this in mid-September right after attending the Independent Feature Film Market in New York. I met an agent there that sort of liked my film and suggested I write a couple of spec scripts for a couple of popular sitcoms. Not sure what that says about the writing in my film. Anyway, I haven't tried to get an agent yet as I have been seeking a way to post my film (if anyone here is an AVID editor that wants to work for points LMK!).

The script was in the proper sitcom format and came out at 49 pages which I understand is about the average for a sitcom. Had to modify it for the crummy AOL personal publisher. Or maybe I didn't have to but I didn't know any other way to do it ;).

sorry this explanation got a little long. Here's the address. LMK if you like.

http://members.aol.com/mboyd00000/index.html.seinfeld.specscript

Michael Boyd

Writer/Director of the all Texas, all independent, 35mm comedy feature "This Guy's In Love With You". A 1997 IFFM work in progress selection.

Okay, I did a dumb thing. I didn't write the address correctly so I went back and fixed it. Some people using netscape were getting something weird while people using aol saw it just fine.

For the Seinfeld script: The Tessmacher Chair go to

http://members.aol.com/mboyd00000/seinfeldspecscript.index.html

This should do it. Sorry! Michael Boyd

Writer/Director of the all Texas, all independent, 35mm comedy feature "This Guy's In Love With You". A 1997 IFFM work in progress selection.

I couldn't resist.

What will happen to them?

Elaine: "I have the last three sponges left in the world, but they expire tomorrow. Pardon me sir, (stopping a man in the street) would you make love to me?"

Kramer will go on to publish The Journal of Somewhere.

Kramer: "You know...when you're talking and you start spouting facts, and someone asks 'How do you know?' and you say 'I read it...' "

Jerry: "...somewhere."

Will George find happiness in a chicken processing plant? Only the shadow knows...

Perhaps he starts on a journey of self discovery, where his psycho therapist tells him: "If you feel overwhelmed, take a deep breath, clear your mind, then walk naked through the town square screaming "THE END IS NEAR."

peggy