Jewish Conspiracy

Jerry is not a jew, he is actually Catholic. He is mascarading as a jew so he can get ahead in the jewish controlled media. His real name is Micheal O'Neil and he is from Montreal.

Sorry jews, he's not one of yours.

Roberto S.

That's strange! I thought he was Dylan Murphy, whose family lived on the border of Ireland and Scotland, and who came to America during the cereal famine: "Couldn't get a bowl anywhere!"

"The lush, rolling hills! And the peat! Ahhh, the peat!"

And he was actually the second gunman on the grassy knoll, too.

--Dan

[email] (daniel lander) wrote:

i thought he was the second spitter on the gravelly road.

cheers

Roberto that was one of the best, funniest posts I've seen here in a long time. Most of these people take things far too seriously, and wind up writing deadly dull posts. You, on the other hand, are a brilliant humorist. Keep up the good work!

On Mon, 11 Nov 1996 12:37:02 -0800, Bob Wells wrote:

Roberto- He's actually an Irish Catholic parading around as an american Jew. He's got a nasty accent in real life!

Actually he is Jewish and his obsession with Superman, the ubermensch, is a manifestation of his inferiority complex. ;-)

The fact that you didn't know that Chris was kidding makes me wonder if you really "get" much of the Seinfeld humor. And Jerry's nose is about average sized, anyway.

Well, I knew he was kidding and yet still thought it was offensive and unfunny. If he had made the same joke but instead of talking about Jews and their noses mentioned the hair and lips of African Americans, we wouldn't even be having this discussion. So either enlighten yourself, Jon, or just shut the hell up.

djk

Chris's post was ironic. He was saying was the opposite of what he meant. In other words, he was making fun of the anti-semitic posters. Bernie took that post and the one that followed it seriously, or at least, appeared to. I was trying to draw that to his attention. I don't know what exactly you're thinking.

I have a question for those of Jerry's faith: is W the 6th letter of the Hebrew alphabet?

If so, www = 666

Busily preparing for the millenium. ;-)

The answer is yes and no. W is the sixth letter, but WWW is 18, which those of our faith consider a very good number. The Hebrew system of numbering does not have "places" like the decimal system. Instead, the digits are added up like Roman numerals.

Nosnivel

No, the first six letters of the Jewish alphabet are: Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet, Hay, Vav

The Hebrew numbering system doesn't have "places" like the decimal system. Instead, the values of the letters are added up like Roman numerals. So 666 amounts to 18, which happens to be considered a very good number in Jewish lore.

Nosnivel

Kadakhat! I meant to say vav-vav-vav (or waw-waw-waw) adds up not to six hundred sixty-six but to eighteen. Nosnivel

It was also an early Christian encryptic signature for Rome.

In jessica benson writes:

Yeah, but guess what: From what I understand, vav does linguistically correspond to "w". It's not pronounced like the English w now, but may have been in the distant past, and I also believe the equivalent letter in Arabic is pronounced like the English w.

Back to Seinfeld discussions.

actually 2 vavs one after the other sound like w so www is 666666 or in other words- nothing.

Chris's post was ironic. He was saying the opposite of what he meant. In other words, he was making fun of the anti-semitic posters. Bernie took that post and the one that followed it seriously, or at least, appeared to. I was trying to draw that to his attention. I don't know what exactly you're thinking.

Bernie SEINFELD???

Any relation? :-)