Jerry wastes money

Dec 8, 2002, 1:05 AM ET14 posts by 12 posters
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Derek Tagliarino

Tonight's showing of "The Jacket" reminded me of something. Despite seemingly being "Even Steven," Jerry often seems to waste his money. Another example is in "The Watch"/"The Wallet" when Morty throws out a wallet filled with $200 of Jerry's money, and Uncle Leo rips off Jerry when he buys back his watch. I also remember Todd Gak selling Jerry fake Cuban cigars. Can anyone else think of some examples, because I feel like this happens a lot?

"Work smarter, not harder." -- Scrooge McDuck "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth." -- Luke 11:23 "Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll
KubotaeatsDerek Tagliarino

Besides the Cadillac part of it, he can afford to go back and forth to Florida like nothing.

He just gives Elaine 20 bucks just because she says so. (Elaine throws it out the window)

He dumps his BMW cause it smells, for the bummy dude to just take.

(implied) he got suckered by George in "the bet". George admitted he cheated.

Everyone is always snacking at Jerry's, especially you know who.

Who in the heck would waste money to buy an umbrella on the street when they're already outside in the middle of the pourring rain downtown?????

How can he afford all those alarm clocks to wakeup his new marathon buddy ?

He throws away his belt just becuase the buckle banged-up against the stall at a public restroom....I would too :o)

He gives away the new sofa that poppy urinated on a cushion.....very understandable however

All those SNEAKERS

says to George "cheapness is not a sense"......maybe it is

At the Yogart shop" round of strawberry for everyone" ?

Gives the Armani suit away to that English jerk because he's fetup with dealing with Banya

Keeps the Van....when he really doesn't want it. (more about not offending a freind.....but still). Luckily Mr and Mrs Constanze DEFOUL it.

He wastes money on the Peterman Reality tour for he and his girlfriend when he realy didn't want to....for Kramer.

There's probably hundreds more.

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Puddy tries to rip him off with the car deal and Elaine squeezes a lunch out of Jerry in that same episode (The dealership).

"Everybody�s ripping me off!"

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Accidentally giving Lloyd Braun $100.00 for Chinese gum.

Emile

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Jerry has quite a stash of money though and is generous when he needs to be. Even though the jacket was very expensive (we assume) he really wanted it as it fitted so well. Personally I thought it was horrible. He's not George. I think he just sees losing/spending the odd couple of hundred dollars here and there as one of those things or worth it if he gets something that makes him happy - eg jacket, cadillac for dad, presents for friends ($182) etc.

That's true, Jerry can afford to spend a lot of money, especially towards the end of the series when his comedy career is doing a lot better (Kramer: I didn't know you were making this kind of money!). However, there seems to be a lot of instances where Jerry WASTES his money (like the ruined jacket), as opposed to just spending it (hid Dad's Caddy...before it ends up in a lake).

-Derek

"Work smarter, not harder." -- Scrooge McDuck "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth." -- Luke 11:23 "Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll
ScottDerek Tagliarino

How about him selling the Cadillac to Klompus, then buying it back for much more than he sold it for...

On Wed, 11 Dec 2002 01:19:14 -0500, "Derek Tagliarino" wrote:

L.A.B.Derek Tagliarino

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Paying for the damage to the blonde hit and run car owner.

JefferyL.A.B.

in the chinese resturant Jerry bet elaine $50 to grab an egg role off someones plate and eat it, say thank you and walk away.

Mike DoskasL.A.B.

Getting stuck with the damages on the rental car that George damaged because Jerry wasn't the driver at the time.

He's also had many things stolen: his TV, his car twice; the second stolen car ("The Bottle Deposit") wasn't even covered by insurance because he "voluntarily handed over the keys" (though that car was recovered, I believe).

Paying for Elaine's long-distance bill at work so she could fire her secretary (to prevent the "panties your mother laid out for you" remark from being revealed).

Losing a bundle on George's stock tip.

Paying for the damages on the washing machines filled with cement (when he thought the guy ripped off his $1500).

Paying for an illegal cable hookup that never got installed(?)

Paying for the hooker hired by the guy whose house party Jerry and Elaine were stranded at.

Allowing his smelly car to be stolen.

Getting his savings embezzled by the sniffing accountant.

Stuck with a "Poppy-peed-upon" new couch.

Having his sneakers ripped off by the old cobblers.

Paying for the toupee of a guy who isn't really dying.

Responsible for replacing the furniture stolen while he was filling in for Elaine's doorman.

Replacing the Friar's Club jacket stolen by the acrobats.

Buying an expensive jacket and not being able to return it because of "spite".

Forced to rent a villa in Tuscany just because he asked about it.

Bought $100 worth of Chinese gum.

Threw out everything in his apartment because one of the items was placed in his toilet by the toilet-toothbrush girlfriend.

Having his kitchen remodeled several times by the indecisive contractor.

Paid his maid despite her not having done any maid work (they were having sex!)

Derek TagliarinoMike Doskas

Another: he had to pay half of George's chiropractic bill, because George didn't think the doctor did anything.

"Work smarter, not harder." -- Scrooge McDuck "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth." -- Luke 11:23 "Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll
MickDerek Tagliarino

Jerry, throughout the series has *lost* approx $34,275.50

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In some episode Jerry pays the repair for some car that he didnt smash.

He follows a car that he sees bumping in to another car on the curb and ends up dating the female driver but is discusted with her behaviour (that she didnt stop and leave a note) that, when he finds out who owns the car he pays her $875 for the damages.

Your sooo good looking... :-)

CB

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The bottom line: Jerry's not cheap. He says it best: "It's only money."