Best Kramer quote

In "The Barber," when Kramer is in the chair and the two barbers are discussing Edward ScissorHands, Kramer remarks

"I'd like to have shoe-horn hands...."

-V

I liked when the gang goes to the Hamptons to "See the Baby" and Jerry, Elaine and Kramer see George's girlfriend (Jane) topless:

Kramer - "Yo Yo Ma!" Jerry - "Boutros Boutros Golly!"

It has to be:

Oh, I got a hopper, I big hopper. -Cosmo Kramer, responding to Jerry's inquiry of the existence of a hopper.

"C'mon. It'll be a funky adventure." -Trying to get Elaine to scratch his back

    "Having jerry's keys was like living in a fantasy world!"
    "I was clinging to those keys man, like hanging off the edge
     of a branch in a rrrrrraging river....but now I'm free...free to
     float, and I thank you."

goes something like that anyhow...

katie (australia)

Jerry to Kramer: Oh, you're crazy.

Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind!

It goes on, but I don't remember the rest. Anyone?

Kristen

On 22 Mar 1996, Kristen K wrote:

(Jerry has a line)

Kramer: Or perhaps you're head is spinning around like a top! <makes twirl motion>

(Jerry has another line)

Kramer: OR is it possible that your whole world is coming crashing down around you!

"YOU'RE ALL HOPPED UP ON CINNAMON SWIRLS!!"

That's a good one, but my favorite is still Kramer's assessment of why he preferred briefs over boxers: "My boys needs a house."

THAT IS FOR SURE HIS BEST LINE. BUT IF THERE IS ONE THAT IS CLOSE IT IS WHEN KRAMER GETS KICK OUT OF JOE'S FRUIT STAND AND HE ASKS JERRY TO GET HIM FRUIT. JERRY TELLS HIM TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET, KRAMER FREAKS OUT AND SAYS:

" JERRY, YOU CAN'T GET A GOOD PIECE OF FRUIT AT THE SUPERMARKET. THE APPLES ARE MEALY, THE ORANGES ARE DRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE PAPAYAS!!!!!!"

SOLID LINE.

In the episode where Ping gets hit, they're ordering some Chinese food and Kramer leans in to Jerry and says something like, "Order extra MSG".

My fav Kramer quote if it's really a quote is in the episode that he is punched in the face at a dinner party and everybody thinks he is disabled. A special guest breaks out in a song dedicated to Kramer and at the end he joins in and says "Youuuuuu" in a down-syndrome type of voice(hope I haven't offended anyone here). What a way to end the episode!

[email] (Shivi) wrote:

->I think my favorite would have to be ->"She was the only person to be accepted into gorilla society. ->And once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade." ->Maybe it doesn't sound funny here but with his eyebrow and hand ->movement, he cracks me up every time I see that scene. ->My other favorite would be the fungus episode where Elaine ->says the word "funguses" and Kramer corrects her,"Fungi." ->And his eyebrows disappear into his hairline. That was hilarious.

->Shivi.

One of my favorite monologues is when the guy is talking with Elaine about Kangaroos' pouches.. "I've got things to carry, I'd like a pouch (or something)" .. If I could get the monologue for that, that'd be GREAT!

My favorite: Kramer in the bar just before he chuggs a beer, cigarette dangling from corner of mouth, "Here's to feeling good all the time!"

To George in the keys episode:

"Do you ever yearn?"

Is Mr. Richards going to leave the show??