Well isn't this just great

I'm standing next to my Dad's old Cadillac, fish flopping at my feet, a bewildered look on Jack's face. I just got in from New York and he's already giving me guff about the time it took. Told my parents I'd be at the Golden Nugget putting on a show because they liked the one I gave at Bally's, also in Atlantic City, in the place of a cancellation. Crocs? Give me a break, but him losing that pen almost makes this all worthwhile. That Carrot Top is some guy, I'll have to see him when I get back. Standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with def jam and all.

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