Yeah well I don't trust this guy, I think he regifted, then degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp!
Great Jerry line!
Fans share favorite Jerry one-liners from "The Bookstore," including jokes about regifting, degifting, Risk players, and George's unpredictability.
Oh, and another in that episode..."You wanted to be ensconced in velvet....you're buried."
Skyler Livezey wrote:
Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.seinfeld: 14-Apr-98 Great Jerry line! by Skyler Livezey@videogame
My all-time favorite Jerry line is when George sees the Risk board game set up on Jerry's table and asks what it is (it's being played by Kramer and Neuman intermittently but not when George is there). Jerry's response: It's a game of world domination being played by two men who can barely run their own lives.
Anna
superbowl sex romp!
That's one of my favorites...I also like when he tells George, "Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what's gonna happen next, and I'm real scared."
Michael Alexander
"....and you thought to yourself, what the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
"I know the chunky, who's been leaving these chunkies, NEWMAN!!!"
Skyler Livezey wrote in article ...
To Kramer: "You can really talk some trash." To George: "I guess it's better than EATING it."
How about... "...and to think you wanted to be my latex salesman!...."
On Thu, 16 Apr 1998, Terry Jue wrote:
yes thats a great line, one of his best. another is the menage-a-trois episode where jerry says "i'm not an orgy guy. i would have to get orgy friends, orgy clothes, beads,all kinds of lotions." (i think thats how it went)
my favorite is a single line that is laugh out loud everytime i hear it and its all in the delivery: "Where are your clothes?"
he says to kramer in the womens dressing room at barneys after kramer sold his clothes to bania. the dry cleaning ticket with uma thurmans name was in the suit
"in the receptacle, next to garbage, is garbage..."
Alright, let's go watch 'em slice up the fat bastard.
Howabout...
"You're a one-in-a-million Moyel !"
[email] Superman & Cereal All The Way !
W. D. wrote in message ...
trash."
"That's a shame." "That should be enough film to catch the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial." (or something like that) "If we pick, do we not bleed!?! I am not an animal!"
On Thu, 23 Apr 1998, W. D. wrote:
"THAT is one angry clown"
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
or
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy!"
"But I made a reservation!"
"Well, sir, we don't have any cars."
"But that's what a reservation does. I make a reservation, and you set aside the car."
"Sir, I know how a reservation works."
"I don't think you do."