Great Jerry line!

S09E17 The BookstoreliveApr 14, 19985 days later15 posts by 14 posters
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Fans share favorite Jerry one-liners from "The Bookstore," including jokes about regifting, degifting, Risk players, and George's unpredictability.

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Skyler Livezey

Yeah well I don't trust this guy, I think he regifted, then degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp!

Oh, and another in that episode..."You wanted to be ensconced in velvet....you're buried."

Skyler Livezey wrote:

Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.seinfeld: 14-Apr-98 Great Jerry line! by Skyler Livezey@videogame

My all-time favorite Jerry line is when George sees the Risk board game set up on Jerry's table and asks what it is (it's being played by Kramer and Neuman intermittently but not when George is there). Jerry's response: It's a game of world domination being played by two men who can barely run their own lives.

Anna

superbowl sex romp!

That's one of my favorites...I also like when he tells George, "Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what's gonna happen next, and I'm real scared."

Michael Alexander

12345Skyler Livezey

"....and you thought to yourself, what the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

"I know the chunky, who's been leaving these chunkies, NEWMAN!!!"

Skyler Livezey wrote in article ...

Terry Jue12345

To Kramer: "You can really talk some trash." To George: "I guess it's better than EATING it."

How about... "...and to think you wanted to be my latex salesman!...."

On Thu, 16 Apr 1998, Terry Jue wrote:

yes thats a great line, one of his best. another is the menage-a-trois episode where jerry says "i'm not an orgy guy. i would have to get orgy friends, orgy clothes, beads,all kinds of lotions." (i think thats how it went)

my favorite is a single line that is laugh out loud everytime i hear it and its all in the delivery: "Where are your clothes?"

he says to kramer in the womens dressing room at barneys after kramer sold his clothes to bania. the dry cleaning ticket with uma thurmans name was in the suit

"in the receptacle, next to garbage, is garbage..."

Alright, let's go watch 'em slice up the fat bastard.

MarcW. D.

Howabout...

"You're a one-in-a-million Moyel !"

[email] Superman & Cereal All The Way !

W. D. wrote in message ...

trash."

Joshua SarroW. D.

"That's a shame." "That should be enough film to catch the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial." (or something like that) "If we pick, do we not bleed!?! I am not an animal!"

On Thu, 23 Apr 1998, W. D. wrote:

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"But I made a reservation!"

"Well, sir, we don't have any cars."

"But that's what a reservation does. I make a reservation, and you set aside the car."

"Sir, I know how a reservation works."

"I don't think you do."

Skyler Livezey wrote: : Yeah well I don't trust this guy, I think he regifted, then degifted, : and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl : sex romp!