Jerry's Girlfriends

Jerry has had some hot looking girlfriends my faves

• The one that gets him out of speeding tickets and other things
• Teri Hatcher "they're real...and they're magnificent!!"
• The model he meets in first-class on the plane

[email] (Jeffrey Bryant Sikes *aka Stupendous Boy*us Boy) wrote:

Whenever this thread pops up, I can't help myself from weighing in with my own list. *THIS* is the definitive list of the top Jerry Girlfriends of All Time (your mileage may vary):

• Lanie...there's never been anybody even close.
• Schmoopie (Alexandra Wentworth)
• Rachel (Schindler's List Makeout Queen)

Thanks. I've done my duty.

See you all on THURSDAY!!!!! SEASON 9!

Best,
WT
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Jeffrey Bryant Sikes *aka Stupendous Boy*us Boy wrote in article ...

SNIP

Spectacular. They were "spectacular."

Although this week's was a particularly WEAK episode, the female this week was EXCEPTIONALLY GORGEOUS.

Bravo, Jerry, Bravo...