GEORGE/JERRY HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE

Feb 25, 19988 posts by 7 posters
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Fans discuss how George and Jerry surprisingly engage in conversations about obscure historical figures and knowledge despite their shallow personalities, finding the incongruity amusing.

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SLGbchh

I've been reading all of the favorite lines/best George lines threads with interest. Just reading them in the cold, antiseptic environment of a post does not diminish in the least their comedic value...they're truly funny.

This got me thinking about another category of funny lines. Ever notice how George/Jerry (and to a lesser extent Kramer/Little Lainie) sometimes just pop out with a brief discussion of some esoteric historical figures (esoteric only in the sense that it's been a long time since high school and I don't always recall their significance)? I find these instances quite amusing in their own right due to the fact that George and Jerry (and the rest) seem like they should have no business engaging in a conversation about deep history ('deep' relative to their shallow existences, at any rate). One example I can think of off hand is when Jerry or George asked the other about his favorite explorer...the two names to come up were Vasco de Gama or Marco Polo or something along those lines. It's not even so much that they were zenith lines...just the fact that the incongrous subject matter was brought up at all is rather hilarious to me.

Reed ErrorSLGbchh

George and Jerry know a little about a lot of history, much as if they read their daily paper or watched the network news. As a for instance, take the Aquaman episode. Though rarely discussed in the mainstream media, they knew of Aquaman's existence. Then they discussed whether he could go on land or not. Someone who got their news strictly from mainstream sources would be confused, but one who went past the mainstream into alternative sources would have a complete dossier on Aquaman.

Aquaman is a superhero. This can't be considered historical knowledge. We all know Jerry and George have an extensive knowledge of superheroes.

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The News Guy (Mike)SLGbchh

SLGbchh wrote:

Great come-back line by Jerry.

George said:     'DeSoto'  - because he discovered the Mississippi.
Jerry replied:     Like they wouldn't have found that anyway!

ROTFL

Pat MarcelloThe News Guy (Mike)

The News Guy (Mike) wrote in message ...

Wasn't it in "The Non-Fat Yogurt," that Jerry did a comedy tape that he said was a whole new Tonight Show about the Ottoman Empire?

Pat M.

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In , "Pat Marcello" writes:

Sure was. "A whole empire dedicated to putting your feet up." [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)
Alexande59Dave

Also, in "The Outing," Jerry, George and Elaine had a discussion:

ELAINE: Hey who do you think was the ugliest world leader? JERRY: Living or all time? ELAINE: All time. JERRY: Well if it's all time, then there's no contest. It begins and ends with Bresnev [sp?] ELAINE: I dunno. Ever get a good look at DuGalle? [sp?] GEORGE: Lyndon Johnson was uglier than DuGalle. ELAINE: Yeah well I got news for you. Golda Meir coulda made them all run up a tree.

There you go! :-)

Michael Alexander

DaveAlexande59

Also, in "The Outing," Jerry, George and Elaine had a discussion:

ELAINE: Hey who do you think was the ugliest world leader? JERRY: Living or all time? ELAINE: All time. JERRY: Well if it's all time, then there's no contest. It begins and ends with Bresnev [sp?] ELAINE: I dunno. Ever get a good look at DuGalle? [sp?] GEORGE: Lyndon Johnson was uglier than DuGalle. ELAINE: Yeah well I got news for you. Golda Meir coulda made them all run up a tree.

There you go! :-)

Thanks Michael, this was one of the funniest "conversations about nothing" that they've ever had! [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)