Season Premire (SPOILER)

The supermarket tabloid "Globe" this week has printen a synposis of what will happen in the first show of the season. George will bury Susan in the cheapest coffin he can find.

Jerry will have a hard time not to laugh during the funeral & will break up withJaneane Garofalo.

Kramer will take karate lessons with a bunch of kids. Who after being trounced by the much larger Kramer will gang up on him after the match.

Elaine becomes the manger of the Jay Peterman CO. but can't hack it.

There you are boys & girls. The last time the "Globe" reported they were righ about 10 out of eleven things they mentioned. Soooooooo we can safely assume most , if not all that they report will transpire!

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

George

Another sick idea that isn't funny.

^That's once again really sick and not very original.^

^This could be very funny^

Not funny. I can just see Eliane getting all mad and frustrated. To me, that is not funny.

Elaine? not funny when she is mad and frustrated?!?!? How about: ~the nip ~the subway train where she is caught on the way to the lesbian wedding ~the mannequin that looks like her ~the Nicole Millers ~oversleeping so that the guy she's trying to get rid of might miss his plane ~being sued by Ping ~telling the guy at the gym that he's violating club policy by not wiping his sweat off the machine ~sending Mr. Pitt off to a meeting with ink smeared under his nose ~talking to the Rabbi about being jealous of George's engagement and finally Two Words: SOUP NAZI

Justin, I disagree with you completely!! kAThrYN

Susan's death did not severely offend me, but continuing this storyline would be a huge mistake. They should bury the whole ordeal and move on; milking Susan's death would be incredibly tasteless and somewhat predictable.

The darkness surrounding the season's opener will no doubt be as off- putting as the season's finale. One closing note I my disagree on the point about Elaine losing it not being funny. Frustration (as long as it isn't yours) can be quite humerous.

In this season's opener, Jerry and George are at the cemetary with Susan's heartbroken parents. George suddenly finds himself in deep mourning when he discovers Susan's wealthy parents had planned to give George and their daughter millions of dollars as a wedding present!

Jerry breaks his engagement with Jeannie.

Elaine turns into an abusive boss when she takes over for the catalog company where she works.

Kramer beats up a pack of 9-year olds in his karate class!

COMCAP1 wrote:

Susan's wealthy parents had planned

....except that Susan's parents were of middle class means as evidenced in the episode where Krammer burned the cabin down. "You're through Spoiler Nazi!" ;-)

I expect an apology when I am proved right as always. I am NEVER wrong about Seinfeld scripts! I get to see them ahead of time. Eat your hearts out peasants.

[email] (COMCAP1) wrote:

So are you the one who first tipped us off to the poison envelopes? I remember reading that in advance of the season finale and thinking it was too bizarre to be true. If that was you, then I will always believe you forever!

(I am not the one who challenged you on the season opener.)

Yes, I am the one who gave the season ender Spoiler that was right. Have faith. I am right again and you know the details before your friends.