Ok, Paul, the jig is up!! Where the hell was your Robin Mirsky chick? You spent all week yapping away about it for this? Like Ricky Ricardo would've said: "Paul!! You got some splaining to do!"
[Please do not flame me for misspelling the word "explaining". It was misspelled on purpose for effect.]
p.s. It's a shame all of our posts now must contain some sort of disclaimer.