This Newsgroup is going to crash!

Right now, there are hundreds of posts being added per half hour. It's crazy.

bunk

Newsgroups can't crash.

Fuck you.

Hey, everybody. Look at THIS guy. I can see him hunched over his key board, a Nixonesque frown on his face, scanning the keys for each letter, giving a picture-definition of "hunt & peck": "Let's see now, let's see now, how does this work? . . . that's F . . . u . . . c . . ." In about twenty minutes are so, it's ready to go, and another quippy post is contributed to Deja News.