Cadillac episode should be banned!

  It seems obvious to me that the two part Cadillac episode needs to be
immediately banned from American airwaves.
  This episode constitutes a shocking attack on the peace of mind of elderly
Cadillac owners everywhere.
   Just imagine- here you are,  enjoying your golden years down in Florida when
you happen to catch "The Cadillac"  in syndication.
You happen to also be a Cadillac owner.   So thanks to Jerry Seinfelf and Larry
David, you spend the rest of the few good years you have left in abject fear
that your choice of automobile may well result in your being driven from your
condominium by an angry mob of your peers.   You can't sleep well,  resale of
your Cadillac would result in a financial loss you cannot afford,  so
you 're trapped  -your health nose dives -and that's that.
   Let's get together decent Americans and put the pressure on and make sure
this episode never again sees the light of day!

NEWS FLASH: It has just been reported on alt.cadillacs.slander that Cadillacs throughout Florida have been assembling and are making their way to NBC headquarters in New York.

In an unrelated story our nation's truck drivers have been involved in a rash of accidents due to a mysterious excess of empty Ensure cans littering the highways from Florida to New York.

Things are more serious than we thought! This is gonna spin out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Cadillacs throughout Florida have been assembling and are making their way to NBC headquarters in New York.

In an unrelated story our nation's truck drivers have been involved in a rash of accidents due to a mysterious excess of empty Ensure cans littering the highways from Florida to New York.

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Larry

Oh this is just sick. Get a fricken life you dork...

-the rest of a very amusing piece of trollwork snipped-

He got you, Paul. I guess you weren't around last year when "The Summer of George" first aired and someone ranted about how Molly Shannon's character (the woman who walked without swinging her arms) was an affront to Michael Flatley and the Riverdance folks.

It was a finely crafted post, and it hooked many people who cried out about how oversensitive the poster was, and the rest of us all had a good laugh.

I found it on Dejanews using the keywords Riverdance and Seinfeld.

Post it!

Uh... maybe you shouldn't take television so seriously, ever thought of that? I mean, this is Seinfeld we're talking about here, c'mon

Oh no. This is serious! George doesn't like Cadillac bashing!

Also- take everything very, very seriously is my advice to you.