alt.tv.seinfeld FAQ List and Info File (part 01/02)

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       "Seinfeld" Information File and Frequently Asked Questions List
       ===============================================================

[FAQ Version 1.2 -- Updated: April 13th, 1993]

This file is intended to provide a  general information base and answer some
frequently  asked  questions  posted on  alt.tv.seinfeld  and mailed  to the
"Vandelay Industries"  mailing list.   It is hoped this file is found useful
to newcomers to  the group as well  as fill in the  information gaps  in the
minds of  experienced newshounds.   Additions and  corrections to  this file
should be directed to the FAQ administrator, noted in section 1.2.  This FAQ
list is posted monthly to both alt.tv.seinfeld and the "Vandelay Industries"
mailing list, as  well as to the appropriate *.answers  groups.  It normally
comes out around the 13th of each month.

Changes from, and additions to, the last version noted with a | in column 1.

                           Table Of Contents
                           =================
   1)  Administrivia
       1.1)  Seinfeld Discussion Groups
       1.2)  Information File & FAQ List
       1.3)  Episode Guide
       1.4)  Episode Capsules
       1.5)  Other Files Available

1.7) "Seinfeld" Mailing List

  • The Show and Its Characters

2.2) The Main Players

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.4) Uncle Leo

       2.4)  Notable Guest Star Appearances
           2.4.1)  ...As Themselves
       2.5)  Behind-The-Scenes-Type People
           2.5.1)  Larry David
           2.5.2)  Tom Cherones
   3)  Regular Show Aspects
       3.1)  The Diner
       3.2)  The Apartment
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know)

4.3) What's Jerry and Elaine's relationship?

4.6) Is Pez The Official Fifth Food Group Of alt.tv.seinfeld?

4.8) "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"

      4.10)  If You Were On A Deserted Island And Could Only Have One
             Episode Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?
             (Debating The Validity Of The Question Is Left As An
             Assignment For The Reader)
      4.11)  Who is Art Vandelay?
      4.12)  Does Jerry Read alt.tv.seinfeld?
      4.14)  "Is George Jewish?  Is He Italian?  Can He Drive A Three-Inch
             Nail Through A Board With His...?"

4.17) A Couple Tidbits On Character Name Selection

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  • Administrivia

1.1) "Seinfeld" Discussion Groups

     There are two major ways of discussing "Seinfeld" on the Internet.
     One is to subscribe to the alt.tv.seinfeld group with your local news
     reader, the other is to subscribe to "Vandelay Industries", the
     "Seinfeld" mailing list (detailed below).  For simplicity's sake,
     these two entities are referred to below as Seinfeld Discussion Groups
     (SDGs).

1.2) Information File and FAQ List

     This file was created (and is maintained) by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  It is posted monthly to both SDGs.  Any additions
     or corrections to this list should be sent to the aforementioned
     email address or posted to the SDGs.

1.3) Episode Guide

     The official SDG episode guide is maintained by Bob Warznak
     ([email]).  It is posted periodically to the SDGs.

1.4) Episode Capsules

     The "Seinfeld" episode capsules are compiled by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  A new one is posted pretty much weekly to the SDGs.
     See section 1.6 below for a manifest of episodes that have been
     encapsulated so far (I'm working on the backlog).

1.5) Other Files Available

     Bob Warznak has also compiled a complete list of "Seinfeld" ``Olympic
     Moments'' which aired during the Summer '92 Olympics on NBC.  It is
     available only via anonymous FTP, detailed below.

1.6) Files By Anonymous FTP

     All of the aforementioned files will soon be available via anonymous
     FTP.  They will be stored at ftp.uu.net, probably in the directory:

/usenet/rec.arts.startrek/Guides/seinfeld

     Once this directory is operable, these are the files that will be
     present:
     FAQ.Z              -- Latest version of the Frequently Asked Questions
                           List and Information File (93/04/06)
     Episode_Guide.Z    -- The latest version of Bob Warznak's episode guide
                           (93/02/18)
     Index.Z            -- Short description of available files (93/03/27)
     (All of the following files are "Episode Capsules" containing quotes
      and other tidbits from the show in question.  They are named and
      sorted according to the date of first showing of the episode.  Brief
      descriptions of each episode can be found in the episode guide,
      detailed above):

90.05.31.Z -- "The Stakeout"

     93.01.06.Z         -- "The Movie"
     93.02.11.Z         -- "The Outing"
     93.02.18.Z         -- "The Old Man"
     93.03.18.Z         -- "The Junior Mints"
     Olympic_Moments.Z  -- Bob Warznak's transcription of the Olympic TV
                           Promos done by Jerry & Co. during last Summer's
                           Olympics.  Funny stuff.
     All files in the directory will be compressed with the UNIX "compress"
     command.
     Notification will be sent to both SDGs once this FTP service has been
     established.  Stay tuned...

1.7) "Seinfeld" Mailing List

     The "Seinfeld" mailing list, "Vandelay Industries" has been up and
     running longer than alt.tv.seinfeld.  To join, send a message with
     a subject line "Subscribe" to:

[email]

     It's available in both a reflector format, and a digest format.
     The digest usually comes out once a day.  To receive the digest
     format, send a message to the same address with a subject line of:
     "Subscribe digest".
  • The Show and Its Characters

2.1) Introduction To "Seinfeld"

``It's a show about nothing'' -- "The Ticket"

"Seinfeld" began life as "The Seinfeld Chronicles" July 5, 1989, at

     The show basically rotates around stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and
     his everyday routine.  Most episodes simply revolve around Jerry and
     his three closest friends (his best friend George, his ex-girlfriend
     Elaine and his neighbour Kramer), making everyday situations, well,
     extraordinary.

2.2) The Main Players

     Note: The "Other work" lists are mostly taken from "The Lists"
           frequently posted to rec.arts.movies.  Motion pictures and TV
           shows are listed (TV shows are shown enclosed in quotation
           marks), and other projects are cited where known.  I've tried
           to include the name of the character played from each project
           as well.
           The works noted here are intended to be as complete as possible
           for the main characters, but not for the guest stars where the
           list is simply intended to spark an "Oh yeah, that's where I've
           seen them before" kind of thing, so I stayed with better-known
           projects.

2.2.1) Jerry Seinfeld

     ``A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and
      flared nostrils.'' -- Kramer on Jerry, "The Movie"
     ``Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.'' -- George on
      Jerry, "The Movie"
     Jerry is played by, of course, Jerry Seinfeld.  Jerry started out as
     a stand-up comic in the late seventies, and appeared semi-regularly on
     The Tonight Show.  According to Jerry at this year's Juno Awards (for
     excellence in Canadian Music), he owes his success to Anne Murray since
     the two of them appeared on a Tonight Show together, after which Anne
     asked him to be the opening act for her in Las Vegas.  While spending
     the eighties performing and perfecting his stand-up routine, Jerry
     became more and more popular, in no small part to his numerous spots
     on "Late Night With David Letterman".  He continues to tour when there
     are breaks in the taping of the TV show.

Other work: "Benson" (1980) [Freddy, the Messenger boy]

     (Jen Hewitt notes that Jerry is credited as "Jerry Steinfeld" in "The
     Complete Directory to Prime Time Network TV Shows [1987]" (where this
     "Benson" info comes from).  Whether this is a typo in the book or an
     old alias of Jerry's is presently unknown...)

2.2.2) George Costanza

     ``A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon
      head.'' -- The Ticket Lady on George, "The Movie"

Played by Jason Alexander (born Jay Greenspan in New Jersey). Jason

     In an interview on "Fresh Air," a National Public Radio show out of
     Philadelphia, Jason Alexander admitted that George is loosely based
     on the show's producer, Larry David.  Also, he admitted that in both
     his audition and the first few shows he was doing an unabashed
     imitation of Woody Allen.  He also states that he owes his entire
     career to William Shatner, who's acting style he tries to emulate.
     George's defining characteristic (to me, anyway) is his cheapness.
     Some of his best lines are asking for money in a difficult situation,
     to the ground, or asking his Senior "friend" to pay for his soup after
     he drives him out of the restaurant.
                 "E/R"                  (1984) [Hospital Administrator]
                 "Everything's
                  Relative"             (1987) [One of two brothers]
                 I Don't Buy Kisses
                 Anymore                (1990)
                 Jacob's Ladder         (1990) [Lawyer]
                 Pretty Woman           (1990) [Sleazy lawyer]
     (Jen Hewitt also notes ``Incidentally, Elliot Gould's character (on
     "E/R") was named Howard Sheinfeld, which is a pretty bizarre
     coincidence if you ask me.'')

2.2.3) Elaine Marie Benes

     ``A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face
      like a frying pan.'' -- George on Elaine, "The Movie"
     "Seinfeld" seasons last year (which is why she is absent from the
     season premiere this year and is only seen from the shoulders-up
     in "The Keys").
     The character Elaine does not appear until "The Stakeout".  We do
     know that Elaine is from Maryland, went to college (I can't remember
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"  (1982-85) [The "dead years"]
                 Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
                 Soul Man               (1986)
                 Troll                  (1986)
                 "Day by Day"           (1988) [Friend of family]
                 National Lampoon's

2.2.4) Kramer (Just Kramer)

     ``Ah, a tall, lanky dufus with, with a bird face and hair like the
      bride of Frankenstein.'' -- Elaine on Kramer, "The Movie"
     Un-official idol of the SDGs, played with panache by Michael
     Richards.  Richards is 43, born in Los Angeles.  He received a
     bachelor's degree in Drama from the California Institute of the Arts.
     He then spent two years in the Army, then a couple more years "finding
     himself" at a commune in the Santa Clara Mountains.  Before he made it
     big (or small, for that matter), he drove a bus and developed a stand-
     up act in 1979.  He got his big break nine months later appearing in
     Billy Crystal's first cable TV special.  He married a former casting
     Tim Connors quotes Debbie Snook of the Cleveland Plain Dealer
     interviewing Michael Richards (got all that?):
     ``This great story is told:  MR is in NYC with "girlfriend actress Ann
       Talman" and they're scrambling for a cab.   MR:  "I'd be standing on
       a corner and people would be looking out of their windows, pointing
       to us from their cars and waving.  So I'd size them up -- get a
       sense of who looked safe -- and I'd go, 'Listen can you give us a
       ride down to ...,' and they'd go, 'Yeah, sure.'  So for two days, I
       never took a cab.  And these people were completely blown.  They'd
       say, 'Oh my God!  Oh my God!  I've got Kramer in my car!"
       MR says K is based on a fella Larry David knew "in New York named
       Kramer who lived across the hall and was a jack of all trades, the
       kind of guy who can live in a $2000 a month apartment for only $450
       a month.
       Co-workers compare MR's careful reworking of bits to the
       craftsmanship of Chaplin.  MR:  "Next to him, I'm an ant."
       MR "has given Kramer a scent -- Calvin Klein's "Eternity" cologne,
       a gift from the designer after an episode in which Kramer posed in
       his underwear for the fashion firm.  'I saturate myself so the other
       actors know when I'm coming in.'"
       MR reminisces about the time he and Andy Kaufman conspired to stage
       a fight in the middle of a sketch (on "Fridays"), with MR yelling
       "Go to commercial!"  "His genius was to fool us," says MR about
       Kaufman.  <Andy, did you hear about this one?>

Here's a doozy: "Like Seinfeld, [MR] is wedded to yoga."

       He would like to do a serious part a la Gleason as Minnesota Fats
       but reckons that "with the popularity of Kramer it would probably be
       difficult for me to be in a picture with Al Pacino right now."''
     Other work: "Marblehead Manor"     (1977)
                 "Fridays"              (1980) [Sketch actor]
                 Young Doctors in Love  (1982) [Hitman]
                 Ratings Game, The      (1984) (TV Movie)
                 Transylvania 6-5000    (1985)
                 UHF                    (1989) [Stanley Spadowsky]
                 Problem Child          (1990)
     He has also guest starred as:
        o A sleazy guy trying to make Sam cash in on a bet, in one episode
        o A defendant who thought he was invisible to everyone, in an
          episode of "Night Court"
        o A TV producer (?) on "St. Elsewhere", looking for a doctor to
          host a local health segment on a news broadcast.
        o He supposedly has played heavies in several shows, including
          "Miami Vice"

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.1) Newman

``Jerry: Oh, hello... *Newman*...'' -- Jerry's frequent "greeting"

     Played by Wayne Knight.  Many SDG'ers loathe the man, since most of
     his performances on the show are, well, er, "over the top" to be
     polite.  Most can handle him in small doses.
     Other work: Dead Again             (1991) [Newspaper photographer]
                 JFK                    (1991) [Newman (!?)]
                 Basic Instinct         (1992) [Cop]
                 "Edge"                 (1992) [sketch actor]
                 Jurassic Park          (1993) [Dennis Nedry]

2.3.2) Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's Parents)

     Mrs. Seinfeld is played by Liz Sheridan, Mr. Seinfeld was played by
     Phil Bruns in the Pilot episode, and by Barney Martin in all
     subsequent appearances.
     Other work:
        Liz Sheridan:
                 "Alf"                  (1987) [Mrs. Auchmonich (sp?)]
        Barney Martin:
                 "The Wonder Years"     (1993) [Elder Kevin Arnold]

2.3.3) Estelle Costanza

     Played by Estelle Harris.  She is the stereotypical New York (dare I
     say "Jewish"?) mother who constantly berates George on a variety of
     subjects.  With a mother like this, it doesn't take a stretch to see

2.3.4) Uncle Leo

     Played by Len Lesser.  Does *anyone* have *anything* interesting
     to say about this guy?

|2.3.5) Crazy Joe Davola |

|2.3.6) Susan |

2.4) Notable Guest Star Appearances

     Many "big name" stars have appeared on "Seinfeld" (most often as
     themselves), and many others have played other characters, or have
     been "integral" parts of the show without being seen.

2.4.1) ...As Themselves

     Candice Bergen,  "The Keys"
     Corbin Bernsen,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Keith Hernandez, "The Boyfriend, Parts I & II"
     Roger McDowell,  "The Boyfriend, Part II"
     Keith Morrison,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Fred Savage,     "The Trip, Part I"
     George Wendt,    "The Trip, Part II"

2.4.2) ...Playing Others

     Michael Chiklis  ...........  Steve ("The Stranded")
     Other work: Wired                       (1989) [John Belushi]
                 "The Commish"               (1990) [Police Commissioner]
     Lynn Clark  ................  Vanessa ("The Stakeout", "The Stock Tip")
     Brian Doyle-Murray  ........  Mel, the B.B.'s Dad ("The Bubble Boy")
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"       (1983)?[News anchor, etc.]
                 Caddyshack                  (1980) [Caddy manager]
                 Modern Problems             (1981)
                 National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) [Motel Owner]
                 Legal Eagles                (1986)
                 Scrooged                    (1988)
                 Ghostbusters II             (1989)
                 "Get a Life"                (1990)
                 JFK                         (1991)
                 Wayne's World               (1992) [Noah Vanderhoft]
                 Groundhog Day               (1993) [Mayor?]
     Siobahn Fallon  ............  Tina (Elaine's roommate)
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"       (1990) [sketch actress]
     Teri Hatcher  ..............  Sidra ("The Implants")
                 Tango And Cash              (1989) [Sly's sister]
     Clint Howard  ..............  Tobias ("The Trip")
     Other work: "Gentle Ben"                (1967)
                 Star Trek                   (1967)? [Balok]
                 Huckleberry Finn            (1975) (TV Movie)
                 Rock 'n' Roll High School   (1979)
                 Night Shift                 (1982)
                 Splash                      (1984)
                 Cocoon                      (1985)
                 Gung Ho                     (1986)
                 "Gung Ho"                   (1986)
                 Parenthood                  (1989)
                 Tango & Cash                (1989)
                 Backdraft                   (1991)
                 Rocketeer, The              (1991)
                 Far and Away                (1992)
                 "Space Rangers"             (1993)
     Tawny Kitaen  ..............  Isabel ("The Nose Job")
     Other work: "Capitol"                   (1982)
                 "Santa Barbara"             (1984)
                 Bachelor Party              (1984) [Tom Hanks' fiancee]
                 Perils of Gwendoline in the
                  Land of the Yik Yak, The   (1984) [Gwendoline]
                 Witchboard                  (1985)
                 "America's Funniest People" (1990) [Hostess]
                 "WKRP in Cincinnati"        (1991) [Mona Lovelace]
                 "Eek the Cat"               (1992) [Voice of ?]
     [Ex-wife of that Whitesnake guy (David Coverdale); she appeared in
      many of their videos]
     Edie McLurg  ...............  Voice of Mrs. Oliver ("The Old Man")
     Other work: "WKRP In Cincinnati"        (1978) [Mrs. Herb Tarlek]
                 Ferris Beuller's Day Off    (1986) [Principal's Secretary]
                 Planes, Trains And
                  Automobiles                (1987) [Car rental lady]
                 "Valerie"                   (1989) [Neighbour, Mrs. Pool?]
     ??? ([email]) notes:
     ``...the best thing she ever did was play Mrs. Marv Mendenhall, a sort
       of fake "Hints from Heloise" lady on Letterman's short-lived morning
       TV show.''
     Valerie Mahaffey  .......... Patrice ("The Truth")
                 Ruthless People             (?)
                 Secret Of My Success        (?)
                 City Slickers               (1991)
     Lawrence Tierney  ..........  Alton Benes (Elaine's Dad) ("The Jacket")
     Other work: Greatest Show on Earth, The (1952)
                 Prizzi's Honor              (1985)
                 Silver Bullet               (1985)
                 Naked Gun: From the Files
                  Of Police Squad!, The      (1988)
                 City of Hope                (1991)
                 Casualties of Love: The
                  Long Island Lolita Story   (1993) (TV Movie)
     Anita Wise  ................  Waitress ("The Robbery",
                                             "Male Unbonding")
     Other work: Stand-up comedienne

2.4.3) ...Integral To The Plot, But Not Seen

     Woody Allen, "The Alternate Side"
     John Cheever, "The Cheever Letters"
     Joe Dimaggio, "The Note"
     Mickey Mantle, "The Visa"

2.5) Behind-The-Scenes-Type People

2.5.1) Larry David

     Co-creator, writer and producer of the show, Larry David is also
     the basis of the George character.

Like Michael Richards, he was also a cast member of "Fridays".

2.5.2) Tom Cherones

Director and Supervising producer of the show... <blah blah blah>

  • Regular Show Aspects

3.1) The Diner

     ``"Nothing can be finer than eating in your diner"?''
       -- Elaine quoting Jerry's autograph, "The Bubble Boy"
       [Okay, it's not the same diner in question, but I needed to put
        *something* here.  Sue me...]
     The diner that the gang frequents on the show is called "Monk's".
     The exterior shots are of "Tom's Diner" in New York City (located
     on Broadway at 112th St.)  Tom's is the subject of the song "Tom's
     Diner" by Suzanne Vega on the album "Solitude Standing".
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3.2) The Apartment

     ``Jerry:  Yeah?
       George: It's George.
       Jerry:  C'mon up...'' -- As cited in, what, 95% of all episodes?
     o  Jerry's apartment is located at:  129 West 81st
        Jerry is in 5A, Kramer is in 5B
        Also, George mentions the address in "The Boyfriend".)
     o  The bike is a Klein (though he seemingly never uses it)
     o  The Computer is a Macintosh Classic (though he seemingly never uses
        it).
        Besides, Jerry doesn't use computers to write with in real life
        anyway-- his most comfortable writing tools are Bic pens and large
        yellow legal pads.

3.3) Character Occupations:

     ``George: Yeah, interest.  It's an amazing thing.  You make money
               without doing anything...
       Jerry:  Y'know I have friends who try to base their whole life on
               that principle.
       George: Really?  Who?
       Jerry:  Nobody you know...'' -- "The Junior Mints"

Jerry: Stand-up comedian

             Proof-Reader ("The Red Dot")
             Presently co-writer of Jerry's show for NBC
     Elaine: Editor for Pendant Publishing (those bastards)
     Kramer: "Falls ass-backwards into money"
             (Has also had a couple of acting jobs:
               o One line in a Woody Allen film: "These pretzels are
                 making me thirsty" ("The Alternate Side")
               o Murphy's secretary on an episode of "Murphy Brown"
                 ("The Keys")
               o Model for Calvin Klein underwear ("The Pick"))
     Newman: United States Postal Worker ("The Old Man")
     Mr. S:  Sells raincoats ("The Wallet")
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know...)

4.1) What Is Kramer's Full Name?

     ``Dr. Reston: Kramer?  Is that his first name or his last name?
       Elaine:     Can we talk about something else...'' -- "The Wallet"
     Likely the most asked (or should I say "debated") questions is
     what is Kramer's full name on the show.  Simply stated, Michael
     Richards plays "Kramer".  "Gee, Scott...  Is that his first name
     or his last name?"  Well, it's never been mentioned, but it is
     likely safe to assume it's his last name (from such clues as a
     torn cover page from Kramer's treatment (in this year's season
     premiere) shows only text where a last name would be, and it says
     "Kramer")).  Jerry has joked to interviewers that Kramer's full
     name is "Kramer Versus Kramer", and one article has stated it as
     "Mr. Bent Kramer" (although that has since been refuted since
     another version of the article prints it as "Mr. Bent, Kramer").

But remember, it's just "Kramer" until the show tells us otherwise.

4.2) What's Up With Jerry's Money?

     "I always feel like you get more if you pay more, so I try to pay the
      maximum." -- Jerry Seinfeld quoted in _GQ_ magazine, May, 1992.
     Many episodes of "Seinfeld" deal with Jerry losing mass quantities
     of money in one way or another, such as:
            Jacket")
         o  Paying hit and run damages ("The Good Samaritan")
         o  Paying Uncle Leo $350 to get his watch back ("The Wallet")
         o  Put $400 in his Dad's new wallet (which Uncle Leo also gets)
            ("The Wallet")

[continued...]

=========================================================================== This Info File and FAQ List is compiled and maintained by Scott Simpson through many more life-endangering hours of laborious and grueling time at the keyboard. Distribute this file freely, but please leave in this disclaimer so that years from now when I'm visiting Malaysia some villager will approach me on the street and recognise me as the guy who finally wrote a FAQ for alt.tv.seinfeld and brought peace and harmony not only to that newsgroup, but to the world as well. Thanks. --- By day, [email], by night, rec.sport.hockey Ottawa Senators Contact TODAY'S .SIG: [Pay heed, for this quote/word/fact may alter your very being!] "(Chad) Erickson was a complete joke. He will never play for us again. The guy who drafted him should be dead." -- Cincinnati coach Dennis Derosiers )-> In case it's not obvious, BNR and I may or may not share these views. <-(

Brian J. KondalskiScott Simpson

[Much Deleted from FAQ post]

He was also in a movie called "Whoops Apocalypse" as the famed Lacrobat (who was a sort of super terrorist). This movie is worth finding just for his bits (they are great) as well as the rest of the movie. It also starred Loretta Swit (president of the US), Peter Cook (prime minister of England), and a few other well known people. As for Kramer's parts in it, I'd rate it as good as any other movie he's done.

I finally bought a copy of it a few weeks ago (I first saw it about 2 or 3 years ago at the theatre, it didn't last long), and if anyone is interested in more details on it, I'll get whatever info I can off the tape and email it to you.

Bye the way, it was a hard tape to find because there are other movies/tapes of TV shows of the same name (accept to substitute)! I believe that movie was loosely based on a British TV show of the same name, but as usual I may be wrong.

Brian

Brian J. Kondalski [email] TRW V.S.S.I. Voice: (313) 781-7382 "Have you walked on 4505 West 26 Mile Road Fax: (313) 786-7702 the stones of years." Washington, MI 48094 Views expressed here are MINE!
Scott SimpsonScott Simpson

Archive-name: tv/seinfeld-faq/part1 Last-modified: 1993/05/13 Version: 1.3

       "Seinfeld" Information File and Frequently Asked Questions List
       ===============================================================

[FAQ Version 1.3 -- Updated: May 13th, 1993]

This file is intended to provide a  general information base and answer some
frequently  asked  questions  posted on  alt.tv.seinfeld  and mailed  to the
"Vandelay Industries"  mailing list.   It is hoped this file is found useful
to newcomers to  the group as well  as fill in the  information gaps  in the
minds of  experienced newshounds.   Additions and  corrections to  this file
should be directed to the FAQ administrator, noted in section 1.2.  This FAQ
list is posted monthly to both alt.tv.seinfeld and the "Vandelay Industries"
mailing list, as  well as to the appropriate *.answers  groups.  It normally
comes out around the 13th of each month.

Changes from, and additions to, the last version noted with a | in column 1.

                           Table Of Contents
                           =================
   1)  Administrivia
       1.1)  Seinfeld Discussion Groups
       1.2)  Information File & FAQ List
       1.3)  Episode Guide
       1.4)  Episode Capsules
       1.5)  Other Files Available
   2)  The Show and Its Characters
       2.1)  Introduction To "Seinfeld"
       2.2)  The Main Players
           2.2.2)  George Costanza
           2.2.3)  Elaine Marie Benes
       2.3)  Regular Co-Stars
           2.3.1)  Newman
           2.3.2)  Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's Parents)
           2.3.3)  Estelle Costanza (George's Mom)
           2.3.4)  Uncle Leo
           2.3.5)  Crazy Joe Davola
           2.3.6)  Susan
       2.4)  Notable Guest Star Appearances
           2.4.1)  ...As Themselves
           2.4.3)  ...Integral To The Plot, But Not Seen
       2.5)  Behind-The-Scenes-Type People
           2.5.1)  Larry David
           2.5.2)  Tom Cherones
   3)  Regular Show Aspects
       3.1)  The Diner
       3.2)  The Apartment
       3.3)  Main Characters' Occupations
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know)

4.2) What's Up With Jerry's Money?

       4.4)  What's the Whole "New York Thing"?
       4.6)  Is Pez The Official Fifth Food Group Of alt.tv.seinfeld?
       4.5)  Snapple: Discuss
       4.7)  Whither Official "Seinfeld" Merchandise?
       4.8)  "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"
       4.9)  List Of Awards Won By "Seinfeld"
      4.10)  If You Were On A Deserted Island And Could Only Have One
             Episode Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?
             (Debating The Validity Of The Question Is Left As An
             Assignment For The Reader)
      4.11)  Who is Art Vandelay?
      4.12)  Does Jerry Read alt.tv.seinfeld?
      4.13)  Apartment Props and the Real Life Jerry Seinfeld
      4.14)  "Is George Jewish?  Is He Italian?  Can He Drive A Three-Inch
             Nail Through A Board With His...?"
      4.15)  George's SAT Scores
      4.16)  What's A "Chucker"?
      4.17)  A Couple Tidbits On Character Name Selection
      4.18)  The Ballad Of Kramer's Jacket
      4.19)  How Does One Go About Getting Tickets To A Taping Of The Show?
      4.20)  Junior Mint Mousse Recipe
      4.21)  Who Is John Cheever?
      4.22)  Jackie Thomas: Is He, In Fact, The Anti-Christ?
      4.24)  You Can Pick Your Friends, and You Can Nip Your Nose, But You
             Can't Pick Your Friend's Nip...
      4.25)  Barenaked Ladies (And Men...)
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  • Administrivia

1.1) "Seinfeld" Discussion Groups

     There are two major ways of discussing "Seinfeld" on the Internet.
     One is to subscribe to the alt.tv.seinfeld group with your local news
     reader, the other is to subscribe to "Vandelay Industries", the
     "Seinfeld" mailing list (detailed below).  For simplicity's sake,
     these two entities are referred to below as Seinfeld Discussion Groups
     (SDGs).

1.2) Information File and FAQ List

     This file was created (and is maintained) by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  It is posted monthly to both SDGs.  Any additions
     or corrections to this list should be sent to the aforementioned
     email address or posted to the SDGs.

1.3) Episode Guide

     The official SDG episode guide is maintained by Bob Warznak
     ([email]).  It is posted periodically to the SDGs.

1.4) Episode Capsules

     The "Seinfeld" episode capsules are compiled by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  A new one is posted pretty much weekly to the SDGs.
     See section 1.6 below for a manifest of episodes that have been
     encapsulated so far (I'm working on the backlog).

1.5) Other Files Available

     Bob Warznak has also compiled a complete list of "Seinfeld" ``Olympic
     Moments'' which aired during the Summer '92 Olympics on NBC.  It is
     available only via anonymous FTP, detailed below.

1.6) Files By Anonymous FTP

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     All of the aforementioned files will soon be available via anonymous
     FTP.  They will be stored at ftp.uu.net, probably in the directory:

/usenet/rec.arts.startrek/Guides/seinfeld

     Once this directory is operable, these are the files that will be
     present:
     FAQ.Z              -- Latest version of the Frequently Asked Questions
                           List and Information File (93/04/06)
     Episode_Guide.Z    -- The latest version of Bob Warznak's episode guide
                           (93/02/18)
     Index.Z            -- Short description of available files (93/03/27)
     (All of the following files are "Episode Capsules" containing quotes
      and other tidbits from the show in question.  They are named and
      sorted according to the date of first showing of the episode.  Brief
      descriptions of each episode can be found in the episode guide,
      detailed above):
     90.05.31.Z         -- "The Stakeout"
     92.11.25.Z         -- "The Airport"
     93.01.06.Z         -- "The Movie"
     93.02.11.Z         -- "The Outing"
     93.02.18.Z         -- "The Old Man"
     93.03.18.Z         -- "The Junior Mints"
     93.04.15.Z         -- "The Smelly Car"
     Olympic_Moments.Z  -- Bob Warznak's transcription of the Olympic TV
                           Promos done by Jerry & Co. during last Summer's
                           Olympics.  Funny stuff.
     All files in the directory will be compressed with the UNIX "compress"
     command.
     Notification will be sent to both SDGs once this FTP service has been
     established.  Stay tuned...

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1.7) "Seinfeld" Mailing List

     The "Seinfeld" mailing list, "Vandelay Industries" has been up and
     running longer than alt.tv.seinfeld.  To join, send a message with
     a subject line "Subscribe" to:

[email]

     It's available in both a reflector format, and a digest format.
     The digest usually comes out once a day.  To receive the digest
     format, send a message to the same address with a subject line of:
     "Subscribe digest".
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  • The Show and Its Characters

2.1) Introduction To "Seinfeld"

``It's a show about nothing'' -- "The Ticket"

     "Seinfeld" began life as "The Seinfeld Chronicles" July 5, 1989, at
     9:30PM as a half-hour pilot on NBC.  It didn't see the light of day
     again until it's first "full season" began on May 31st, 1990, when
     four more episodes were shown, along with a re-broadcast of the pilot
     episode.  The show was renamed "Seinfeld" at this point.  The show has
      been a regular staple on NBC ever since.
     The show basically rotates around stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and
     his everyday routine.  Most episodes simply revolve around Jerry and
     his three closest friends (his best friend George, his ex-girlfriend
     Elaine and his neighbour Kramer), making everyday situations, well,
     extraordinary.

2.2) The Main Players

     Note: The "Other work" lists are mostly taken from "The Lists"
           frequently posted to rec.arts.movies.  Motion pictures and TV
           shows are listed (TV shows are shown enclosed in quotation
           marks), and other projects are cited where known.  I've tried
           to include the name of the character played from each project
           as well.
           The works noted here are intended to be as complete as possible
           for the main characters, but not for the guest stars where the
           list is simply intended to spark an "Oh yeah, that's where I've
           seen them before" kind of thing, so I stayed with better-known
           projects.

2.2.1) Jerry Seinfeld

     ``A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and
      flared nostrils.'' -- Kramer on Jerry, "The Movie"
     ``Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.'' -- George on
      Jerry, "The Movie"
     in the late seventies, and appeared semi-regularly on The Tonight Show.
     According to Jerry at this year's Juno Awards (for excellence in
     Canadian Music), he owes his success to Anne Murray since the two of
     them appeared on a Tonight Show together, after which Anne asked him to
     be the opening act for her in Las Vegas.  While spending the eighties
     performing and perfecting his stand-up routine, Jerry became more and
     more popular, in no small part to his numerous spots on "Late Night
     With David Letterman".  He continues to tour when there are breaks in
     the taping of the TV show.
     Other work: "Benson"               (1980) [Freddy, the Messenger boy]
                 "Jerry Seinfeld Stand-
                  Up Confidential"      (1987) [HBO Video]
     (Jen Hewitt notes that Jerry is credited as "Jerry Steinfeld" in "The
     Complete Directory to Prime Time Network TV Shows [1987]" (where this
     "Benson" info comes from).  Whether this is a typo in the book or an
     old alias of Jerry's is presently unknown...)

2.2.2) George Costanza

     ``A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon
      head.'' -- The Ticket Lady on George, "The Movie"
     Tony Award in 1989 for best actor in a musical for "Jerome Robbins'
     Broadway").
     Alexander is married to actress Daena Title and they have a 9 month
     old son, Gabriel. The actor grew up Livingston, NJ and attended Boston
     University.
     In an interview on "Fresh Air," a National Public Radio show out of
     Philadelphia, Jason Alexander admitted that George is loosely based
     on the show's producer, Larry David.  Also, he admitted that in both
     his audition and the first few shows he was doing an unabashed
     imitation of Woody Allen.  He also states that he owes his entire
     career to William Shatner, who's acting style he tries to emulate.
     George's defining characteristic (to me, anyway) is his cheapness.
     Some of his best lines are asking for money in a difficult situation,
     like asking Susan for his change back while her father's cabin burns
     to the ground, or asking his Senior "friend" to pay for his soup after
     he drives him out of the restaurant.
     Other work: _My Fair Lady_         (1987 - Broadway)
                 _Jerome Robbins'
                 Broadway_              (1989 - Broadway [Tony Award])
                 "E/R"                  (1984) [Hospital Administrator]
                 "Everything's
                  Relative"             (1987) [One of two brothers]
                 I Don't Buy Kisses
                 Anymore                (1990)
                 Jacob's Ladder         (1990) [Lawyer]
                 Pretty Woman           (1990) [Sleazy lawyer]
                 White Sands            (1992)
                 The Coneheads          (1993) [Next-door neighbour]
     He also appears in dozens of commercials, including that Western Union
     commercial where he's wiring home for money after getting arrested by
     the Southern cop that never speaks-- ``Is there any way you could send
     the money... today?''.
     (Jen Hewitt also notes ``Incidentally, Elliot Gould's character (on
     "E/R") was named Howard Sheinfeld, which is a pretty bizarre
     coincidence if you ask me.'')

2.2.3) Elaine Marie Benes

     ``A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face
      like a frying pan.'' -- George on Elaine, "The Movie"
     Played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  Julia was born in New York City on
     January 13th, 1961.  She was raised in Washington, D.C.  She majored
     in theatre at Northwestern University (alma mater of such important
     people as Charlotte Rae, Charlton Heston, Warren Beatty, Shelley Long,
     Ann-Margaret, Cindy Crawford and Dick Gephardt and Karen Kurotsuchi ;))
     She was a member of the Practical Theatre company in Evanston,
     Illinois before joining Second City in Chicago.  While at the PTC,
     she met her present husband Brad Hall.  Both Julia and Brad went on
     to be regulars on "Saturday Night Live" in 1982 (the start of the
     "dead years" for the show).  Shelley Long noted that at about this
     time, when she was auditioning for the role of Diane Chambers, J.L.-D.
     was also trying out...
     J.L.-D. and Brad Hall have one child together, Henry, born in between
     "Seinfeld" seasons last year (which is why she is absent from the
     season premiere this year and is only seen from the shoulders-up
     in "The Keys").
     The character Elaine does not appear until "The Stakeout".  We do
     know that Elaine is from Maryland, went to college (I can't remember
     where...  Anyone?)...  The character is apparently based on stand-up
     comedienne Carol Leifer (ex-host of "Caroline's Comedy Hour", among
     other projects).
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"  (1982-85) [The "dead years"]
                 Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
                 Soul Man               (1986)
                 Troll                  (1986)
                 "Day by Day"           (1988) [Friend of family]
                 National Lampoon's
                 Christmas Vacation     (1989) [Griswald's neighbour]
                 Jack The Bear          (1993)

2.2.4) Kramer (Just Kramer)

     ``Ah, a tall, lanky dufus with, with a bird face and hair like the
      bride of Frankenstein.'' -- Elaine on Kramer, "The Movie"
     Un-official idol of the SDGs, played with panache by Michael
     Richards.  Richards is 43, born in Los Angeles.  He received a
     bachelor's degree in Drama from the California Institute of the Arts.
     He then spent two years in the Army, then a couple more years "finding
     himself" at a commune in the Santa Clara Mountains.  Before he made it
     big (or small, for that matter), he drove a bus and developed a stand-
     up act in 1979.  He got his big break nine months later appearing in
     Billy Crystal's first cable TV special.  He married a former casting
     director (married 19 years, divorced in 1990), has a 17-year-old
     daughter, Sophia, and now lives in the San Fernando Valley.
     Tim Connors quotes Debbie Snook of the Cleveland Plain Dealer
     interviewing Michael Richards (got all that?):
     ``This great story is told:  MR is in NYC with "girlfriend actress Ann
       Talman" and they're scrambling for a cab.   MR:  "I'd be standing on
       a corner and people would be looking out of their windows, pointing
       to us from their cars and waving.  So I'd size them up -- get a
       sense of who looked safe -- and I'd go, 'Listen can you give us a
       ride down to ...,' and they'd go, 'Yeah, sure.'  So for two days, I
       never took a cab.  And these people were completely blown.  They'd
       say, 'Oh my God!  Oh my God!  I've got Kramer in my car!"
       MR says K is based on a fella Larry David knew "in New York named
       Kramer who lived across the hall and was a jack of all trades, the
       kind of guy who can live in a $2000 a month apartment for only $450
       a month.
       Co-workers compare MR's careful reworking of bits to the
       craftsmanship of Chaplin.  MR:  "Next to him, I'm an ant."
       MR "has given Kramer a scent -- Calvin Klein's "Eternity" cologne,
       a gift from the designer after an episode in which Kramer posed in
       his underwear for the fashion firm.  'I saturate myself so the other
       actors know when I'm coming in.'"
       MR reminisces about the time he and Andy Kaufman conspired to stage
       a fight in the middle of a sketch (on "Fridays"), with MR yelling
       "Go to commercial!"  "His genius was to fool us," says MR about
       Kaufman.  <Andy, did you hear about this one?>

Here's a doozy: "Like Seinfeld, [MR] is wedded to yoga."

       He would like to do a serious part a la Gleason as Minnesota Fats
       but reckons that "with the popularity of Kramer it would probably be
       difficult for me to be in a picture with Al Pacino right now."''
                 "Fridays"              (1980) [Sketch actor]
                 Young Doctors in Love  (1982) [Hitman]
                 Ratings Game, The      (1984) (TV Movie) [Mafia-stooge]

UHF (1989) [Stanley Spadowsky]

                 So I Married An Axe
                 Murderer               (1993)
                 The Coneheads          (1993) [cameo]
     He has also guest starred as:
        o A sleazy guy trying to make Sam cash in on a bet, in one episode
          of "Cheers" ("Bar Bet")
        o A defendant who thought he was invisible to everyone, in an
          episode of "Night Court"
        o A TV producer (?) on "St. Elsewhere", looking for a doctor to
          host a local health segment on a news broadcast.
        o He supposedly has played heavies in several shows, including
          "Miami Vice"
        o He was on the 1993 MTV "Rock N' Jock" Celebrity Softball Challenge

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.1) Newman

``Jerry: Oh, hello... *Newman*...'' -- Jerry's frequent "greeting"

     Played by Wayne Knight.  Many SDG'ers loathe the man, since most of
     his performances on the show are, well, er, "over the top" to be
     polite.  Most can handle him in small doses.
     Other work: Dead Again             (1991) [Newspaper photographer]
                 JFK                    (1991) [Newman (!?)]
                 Basic Instinct         (1992) [Cop]
                 "The Edge"             (1992) [sketch actor]
                 Jurassic Park          (1993) [Dennis Nedry]

2.3.2) Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's Parents)

     Mrs. Seinfeld is played by Liz Sheridan, Mr. Seinfeld was played by
     Phil Bruns in the Pilot episode, and by Barney Martin in all
     subsequent appearances.
     Other work:
        Liz Sheridan:
                 "Alf"                  (1987) [Mrs. Auchmonich (sp?)]
        Barney Martin:
                 "The Wonder Years"     (1993) [Elder Kevin Arnold --
                                                "Poker" episode]

2.3.3) Estelle Costanza

     Played by Estelle Harris.  She is the stereotypical New York (dare I
     say "Jewish"?) mother who constantly berates George on a variety of
     subjects.  With a mother like this, it doesn't take a stretch to see
     why George is so insecure.  She currently stars in the new Shelley
     Long sitcom on CBS with Treat Williams, "Good Advice".

2.3.4) Uncle Leo

     Played by Len Lesser.  Does *anyone* have *anything* interesting
     to say about this guy?

2.3.5) Crazy Joe Davola

Remind me to put something here...

2.3.6) Susan

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2.4) Notable Guest Star Appearances

     Many "big name" stars have appeared on "Seinfeld" (most often as
     themselves), and many others have played other characters, or have
     been "integral" parts of the show without being seen.

2.4.1) ...As Themselves

     Candace Bergen,  "The Keys"
     Corbin Bernsen,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Keith Hernandez, "The Boyfriend, Parts I & II"
     Roger McDowell,  "The Boyfriend, Part II"
     Keith Morrison,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Fred Savage,     "The Trip, Part I"
     George Wendt,    "The Trip, Part II"

2.4.2) ...Playing Others

     Michael Chiklis  ...........  Steve ("The Stranded")
     Other work: Wired                       (1989) [John Belushi]
                 "The Commish"               (1990) [Police Commissioner]
     Lynn Clark  ................  Vanessa ("The Stakeout", "The Stock Tip")
     Other work: "Grapevine"                 (1992)
     Brian Doyle-Murray  ........  Mel, the B.B.'s Dad ("The Bubble Boy")
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"       (1983)?[News anchor, etc.]
                 Caddyshack                  (1980) [Caddy manager]
                 Modern Problems             (1981)
                 National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) [Motel Owner]
                 Legal Eagles                (1986)
                 Scrooged                    (1988)
                 Ghostbusters II             (1989)
                 "Get a Life"                (1990)
                 JFK                         (1991)
                 Wayne's World               (1992) [Noah Vanderhoft]
                 Groundhog Day               (1993) [Mayor?]
     Siobahn Fallon  ............  Tina (Elaine's roommate)
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"       (1990) [sketch actress]
     Teri Hatcher  ..............  Sidra ("The Implants")
                 Tango And Cash              (1989) [Sly's sister]
                 "MacGyver"                  (?) [Penny Parker]
                 "Quantum Leap [Star Crossed]" (?) [Donna Alessi]
     Clint Howard  ..............  Tobias ("The Trip")
     Other work: "Gentle Ben"                (1967)
                 Star Trek                   (1967)? [Balok]
                 Huckleberry Finn            (1975) (TV Movie)
                 Rock 'n' Roll High School   (1979)
                 Night Shift                 (1982)
                 Splash                      (1984)
                 Cocoon                      (1985)
                 Gung Ho                     (1986)
                 "Gung Ho"                   (1986)
                 Parenthood                  (1989)
                 Tango & Cash                (1989)
                 Backdraft                   (1991)
                 Rocketeer, The              (1991)
                 Far and Away                (1992)
                 "Space Rangers"             (1993)
     Tawny Kitaen  ..............  Isabel ("The Nose Job")
     Other work: "Capitol"                   (1982)
                 "Santa Barbara"             (1984)
                 Bachelor Party              (1984) [Tom Hanks' fiancee]
                 Perils of Gwendoline in the
                  Land of the Yik Yak, The   (1984) [Gwendoline]
                 Witchboard                  (1985)
                 "America's Funniest People" (1990) [Hostess]
                 "WKRP in Cincinnati"        (1991) [Mona Lovelace]
                 "Eek the Cat"               (1992) [Voice of ?]
     [Ex-wife of that Whitesnake guy (David Coverdale); she appeared in
      many of their videos]
     Edie McLurg  ...............  Voice of Mrs. Oliver ("The Old Man")
     Other work: "WKRP In Cincinnati"        (1978) [Mrs. Herb Tarlek]
                 Ferris Beuller's Day Off    (1986) [Principal's Secretary]
                 Planes, Trains And
                  Automobiles                (1987) [Car rental lady]
                 "Valerie"                   (1989) [Neighbour, Mrs. Pool?]
     ??? ([email]) notes:
     ``...the best thing she ever did was play Mrs. Marv Mendenhall, a sort
       of fake "Hints from Heloise" lady on Letterman's short-lived morning
       TV show.''
     Valerie Mahaffey  ..........  Patrice ("The Truth")
     Other work: Northern Exposure           (1991) [Eve - Emmy Award 1992]
     She has also guest-starred as:
         o  John Allan Hill's daughter, Valerie, who Sam "picks up" in an
            episode of "Cheers" ("Achilles Hill").
         o  Was in a Quantum Leap episode, "The Boogieman" (even though I
            realise you're not supposed to say that name...)

Helen Slater .............. Becky Gelke ("The Good Samaritain")

                 Ruthless People             (?)
                 Secret Of My Success        (?)
                 City Slickers               (1991)
     Lawrence Tierney  ..........  Alton Benes (Elaine's Dad) ("The Jacket")
     Other work: Greatest Show on Earth, The (1952)
                 Prizzi's Honor              (1985)
                 Silver Bullet               (1985)
                 Naked Gun: From the Files
                  Of Police Squad!, The      (1988)
                 City of Hope                (1991)
                 Reservoir Dogs              (1992) [Joe, The Big Guy...]
                 Casualties of Love: The
                  Long Island Lolita Story   (1993) (TV Movie)
     Anita Wise  ................  Waitress ("The Robbery",
                                             "Male Unbonding")
     Other work: Stand-up comedienne

2.4.3) ...Integral To The Plot, But Not Seen

     Woody Allen, "The Alternate Side"
     John Cheever, "The Cheever Letters"
     Joe Dimaggio, "The Note"
     Mickey Mantle, "The Visa"
     David Letterman, "The Virgin"
     John F. Kennedy, Jr., "The Contest"
     Salman Rushdie, "The Implant"

2.5) Behind-The-Scenes-Type People

2.5.1) Larry David

     Co-creator, writer and producer of the show, Larry David is also
     the basis of the George character.

Like Michael Richards, he was also a cast member of "Fridays".

2.5.2) Tom Cherones

Director and Supervising producer of the show... <blah blah blah>

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  • Regular Show Aspects

3.1) The Diner

     ``"Nothing can be finer than eating in your diner"?''
       -- Elaine quoting Jerry's autograph, "The Bubble Boy"
       [Okay, it's not the same diner in question, but I needed to put
        *something* here.  Sue me...]
     The diner that the gang frequents on the show is called "Monk's".
     The exterior shots are of "Tom's Diner" in New York City (located
     on Broadway at 112th St.)  Tom's is the subject of the song "Tom's
     Diner" by Suzanne Vega on the album "Solitude Standing".

Some a.t.s.'ers have debated the quality of the establishment:

     drb :
     ``I've eaten there and the food stinks.  Beware.''
     Andy Lowry:
     ``I've eaten there many times, and the food does not stink.  The place
       itself sort of stinks, and the 200-year-old red-headed waitress who
       called everybody "honey" sometimes had a foul odor about her, but the
       food was OK.''
     Sara Susskind:
     ``Hey -- are you talking about Betty, the waitress who used to call
       every one "baby" (really thin, bright yellow hair)?  She was there
       in the late '70's (I used to go there a lot when I went to Barnard).
       I ate there a few years ago and the owner said she had died.  So,
       DON'T say nasty things about her, OK? ;-)''
     Andy Lowry:
     ``Yes, Betty... and you're right, it was "baby" not "honey"...
       I don't mean any disrespect... she was beloved by many in the
       community.  I was merely trying to paint a vivid picture for the
       rest of the net.  200 was obviously an exaggeration, but she *was*
       quite a bit older than your average diner waitress.  And she did,
       sometimes have a bit of an odor about her... part of her charm, I'd
       say.''

3.2) The Apartment

     ``Jerry:  Yeah?
       George: It's George.
       Jerry:  C'mon up...'' -- As cited in, what, 95% of all episodes?
     o  Jerry's apartment is located at:  129 West 81st
        Jerry is in 5A, Kramer is in 5B
        (The address was given on a couple episodes of "Mad About You".
        Roderick Lee notes:
            ``Paul's apartment spans two episodes of "Mad About You".  In
              "The Apartment," we find out that Kramer is Paul's tenant, but
              we don't find out the building address.  We find out the
              address in the Christmas flashback episode, "When Jamie Met
              Paul".''
        Also, George mentions the address in "The Boyfriend".)
     o  The bike is a Klein (though he seemingly never uses it)
     o  The Computer is a Macintosh Classic (though he seemingly never uses
        it).
        from the old "Moonlighting" set-- it was on Maddie's desk in her
        office.  However, Pascal Gosselin notes:
        ``This Mac Classic was purchased probably between October, 1990 and
          late 1991.  The new manuals came out when Apple switched to brown
          recycled cardboard boxes.  It is NOT a Classic II since those are
          always shipped with the new manuals.''
        But, Donna insists:
        ``I got this directly from Joan Van Horn, Line Producer at
          "Seinfeld".''
        Hey, maybe the Mac is from "Moonlighting" with all-new manuals.
        Besides, Jerry doesn't use computers to write with in real life
        anyway-- his most comfortable writing tools are Bic pens and large
        yellow legal pads.

3.3) Character Occupations:

     ``George: Yeah, interest.  It's an amazing thing.  You make money
               without doing anything...
       Jerry:  Y'know I have friends who try to base their whole life on
               that principle.
       George: Really?  Who?
       Jerry:  Nobody you know...'' -- "The Junior Mints"
     Jerry:  Stand-up comedian
     George: Ex-Real estate agent ("The Stakeout", "The Robbery", "The
             Revenge")
             Architect ;-) ("The Stakeout")
             Car Parker ("The Alternate Side")
             Proof-Reader ("The Red Dot")
             Presently co-writer of Jerry's show for NBC
     Elaine: Editor for Pendant Publishing (those bastards)
     Kramer: "Falls ass-backwards into money"
             (Has also had a couple of acting jobs:
               o One line in a Woody Allen film: "These pretzels are
                 making me thirsty" ("The Alternate Side")
               o Murphy's secretary on an episode of "Murphy Brown"
                 ("The Keys")
               o Model for Calvin Klein underwear ("The Pick"))
     Newman: United States Postal Worker ("The Old Man")
     Mr. S:  Sells raincoats ("The Wallet")
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know...)

4.1) What Is Kramer's Full Name?

     ``Dr. Reston: Kramer?  Is that his first name or his last name?
       Elaine:     Can we talk about something else...'' -- "The Wallet"
     Likely the most asked (or should I say "debated") questions is
     what is Kramer's full name on the show.  Simply stated, Michael
     Richards plays "Kramer".
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     joked to interviewers that Kramer's full name is "Kramer Versus
     Kramer", and one article has stated it as "Mr. Bent Kramer" (although
     that has since been refuted since another version of the article
     prints it as "Mr. Bent, Kramer").

4.2) What's Up With Jerry's Money?

     "I always feel like you get more if you pay more, so I try to pay the
      maximum." -- Jerry Seinfeld quoted in _GQ_ magazine, May, 1992.
     Many episodes of "Seinfeld" deal with Jerry losing mass quantities
     of money in one way or another, such as:
         o  He paid $700 (estimate) for the jacket that got ruined ("The
            Jacket")
         o  Paying hit and run damages ("The Good Samaritan")
         o  Paying for the hooker for Steve who hung out in Jerry's
            apartment ("The Stranded")
         o  Paying for the 20-year overdue book "Tropic Of Cancer" ("The
            Library")
         o  Paying Uncle Leo $350 to get his watch back ("The Wallet")
         o  Put $400 in his Dad's new wallet (which Uncle Leo also gets)
            ("The Wallet")
         o  Paying Elaine's $200 phone bill ("The Cheever Letters")
         o  Paying for the rent-a-car damages that George incurred ("The
            Parking Space")
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