***DAVID H'S LOVE LETTIR TO AILEEN*****88888

Jun 2, 19986 posts by 5 posters
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Off-topic thread with a humorous/satirical love letter filled with intentional misspellings and nonsensical rambling, unrelated to Seinfeld.

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DAVID H

***DAVID H'S LOVE LETTIR TO AILEEN*****88888

O AILENN HOW DO I LOVE THEE LET ME COUNT THE WAYS...

WON: YOR EYES. YOR EYS ARE THA MOONS OF MY SOLE.

TOO: YOR SILKIE BROWN HAIR SOFT AND GOOD SMELLIE, LIKE A BUNCH OF REAL EXCPENSIVE YARN.

THERE: YOUR MOST MAGNIFISENT BODY WITH THOSE O SO GRAND AND NEVR ENDING HOOTERS. DO THEY FLOAT?

FORE: YOR CUTE LITTLE PINK U NDIES THAT LOOK BETTIR COMING OFF THAN ON.

FIVE: YOUR O SO EXCELLENT TYPING SKILLS, FOR YOU AILEEN ARE THE CHAT ROOM PAL OF MY DREEMS.

SIXS: CAN YOU COOK SPAGETTIE MY FAVIRITE FOOD?

SEVEN: IF I BOUGT YOU A ZIP SHOT COULD WE DO THIS LIVE? MAY BE A LITTLE ON LINE DANCING AND STUFF.

EIGT: YOU CAPTURED MY HART LIKE A BUG. PLEESE DO"NT SQUISH IT OR MASH TOO HARD.

NINE: YOR SO OPEN MINDED AND EASY GONG THAT YOU SAY ITS OK FOR ME TO PICK MY NOSE IN BED.

TIN: THIS ALL RICK GUY JUST WHO IS HE TO YOU THAT "S WHOT I WANT TO NO.

ELEVN: IF YOU ENTER THE CHAT ROOM OF LOVE WITH ME I SWARE I;LL NEVR CROSS POST BUT YOU"VE GOT TO PROMISE TO FOLLOW UP ON MY THREAD IF YOU KNOW WHOT I MEAN.

TWELV: SKITTLES AILEN I;M NOT RICH BUT I;LL BY YOU ALL THE SKITTLES A SUPERBABE LIKE YOU CULD WO"NT WE CAN PLAY TIC TAC TOW WITH THEM ON YOUR BELLIE IN BED.

TWELV: DOES IT REALLIE BUG YOU I F YOR WITH A GUY AND HE WAKES UP AT 3 AM IN A COLD SWEAT SCREAMING REEL LOUD CAUSE IF THIS BUGS YOU THIS **COULD** BE A PROBLIM.

ANYHOW YOU HAD ME GONG ALL NITE.

LUV YOUR NEW LOVR DAVID (LOVEGOD) H

Yolanda SeveranDAVID H

What is this letter and why does it have any importance?

DAVID H wrote:

MY NAM IS DAVUD AN I CANT REED OR RITGHE SO PLEES KICK MY ASSES IF I KANT STOOP POSTIN G NONSESE LETERSS IN THE RONG BORD!!!!!!!!!111

I HAF NO IDEE WHASTEVER OF WHITH I THINK. MY HOLE LIF E IS A BRANETEASUR TO CEE IF ANIONE IS SMOKIN ENUGH CRACK TO NO OF WICH I RITE.

I GOT FINGERS BIG AS ASSE CHEECKS THAT PLUNCK AROUN UNTIL I THINK IT MITE SPEL SOMTHIGN TH4EN I HAVV MY CRAKHOR GIRLY PROFREED IT 4 ME SO I NO THAT I AM MAKIN SENS TO SUMWON BECIDES ME AN MY ASSCHEECK FINGERS IN MY ASSES BUT BUTT ASS BUTT. CHIKEN BUTT BUTT CHICKEN PUSSY ASS ASS.

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LUVDAVID H DEATON ====================

hey Brantley, didn't anyone ever tell you that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Go scratch. kisses!

Brantley30 wrote:

THIS IS *YET* ANOTHER DAVID H WANNA-BE!! SOME WON ELSE IS TRYING TO STEEL MY GLORIE HOW MEAN.

PLEASE DO"'NT FALL FOR THIS MEAN PERSON;S TRICK.

THIS IS ME HEAR DAVID H HI.

HE IS NOT DA;VI H HE IS A WEENER.

I FOND THIS TO BE VEYR HURT F ULL.

take 2 Ritilan and check back in the morning

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