***DAVID H'S LOVE LETTIR TO AILEEN*****88888
O AILENN HOW DO I LOVE THEE LET ME COUNT THE WAYS...
WON: YOR EYES. YOR EYS ARE THA MOONS OF MY SOLE.
TOO: YOR SILKIE BROWN HAIR SOFT AND GOOD SMELLIE, LIKE A BUNCH OF REAL EXCPENSIVE YARN.
THERE: YOUR MOST MAGNIFISENT BODY WITH THOSE O SO GRAND AND NEVR ENDING HOOTERS. DO THEY FLOAT?
FORE: YOR CUTE LITTLE PINK U NDIES THAT LOOK BETTIR COMING OFF THAN ON.
FIVE: YOUR O SO EXCELLENT TYPING SKILLS, FOR YOU AILEEN ARE THE CHAT ROOM PAL OF MY DREEMS.
SIXS: CAN YOU COOK SPAGETTIE MY FAVIRITE FOOD?
SEVEN: IF I BOUGT YOU A ZIP SHOT COULD WE DO THIS LIVE? MAY BE A LITTLE ON LINE DANCING AND STUFF.
EIGT: YOU CAPTURED MY HART LIKE A BUG. PLEESE DO"NT SQUISH IT OR MASH TOO HARD.
NINE: YOR SO OPEN MINDED AND EASY GONG THAT YOU SAY ITS OK FOR ME TO PICK MY NOSE IN BED.
TIN: THIS ALL RICK GUY JUST WHO IS HE TO YOU THAT "S WHOT I WANT TO NO.
ELEVN: IF YOU ENTER THE CHAT ROOM OF LOVE WITH ME I SWARE I;LL NEVR CROSS POST BUT YOU"VE GOT TO PROMISE TO FOLLOW UP ON MY THREAD IF YOU KNOW WHOT I MEAN.
TWELV: SKITTLES AILEN I;M NOT RICH BUT I;LL BY YOU ALL THE SKITTLES A SUPERBABE LIKE YOU CULD WO"NT WE CAN PLAY TIC TAC TOW WITH THEM ON YOUR BELLIE IN BED.
TWELV: DOES IT REALLIE BUG YOU I F YOR WITH A GUY AND HE WAKES UP AT 3 AM IN A COLD SWEAT SCREAMING REEL LOUD CAUSE IF THIS BUGS YOU THIS **COULD** BE A PROBLIM.
ANYHOW YOU HAD ME GONG ALL NITE.
LUV YOUR NEW LOVR DAVID (LOVEGOD) H