Newman's real name revealed.......

S03E23 The KeysretroJan 19, 19986 years later10 posts by 8 posters
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Fans debate whether Newman's real name is revealed as 'Tiny' in 'The Keys' episode, with most agreeing it was just Jerry making a sarcastic joke about Newman's weight.

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Dumbme45

No, its not Norman, Newman, or even Shirley

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......Tiny

Yeah that's right. Tiny. I was watching my tape of "The Keys", where Jerry and George are breaking into Kramer's apartment and Newman comes in. Newman comes in and he says that he knows where Kramer is and then Jerry says "Okay, listen Tiny..." Tiny. Newman's first/last name is Tiny. You figure out if its Tiny Newman or Newman Tiny.

The show is built on sarcasm and that my friend is the dumbest thing I have ever heard on my life. It's Norman, trust me. People these days are really slow. okay dummy....and that doesn't mean that your name is dummy.

DrB

Why should we trust you? It's not Norman -- that was a screw-up. That would mean that Elaine's real name is "Lanie" because she was called that.

[email] (DrBryan17) wrote:

:The show is built on sarcasm and that my friend is the dumbest thing I have :ever heard on my life. It's Norman, trust me. People these days are really :slow. okay dummy....and that doesn't mean that your name is dummy.

It's *not* Norman. I surely hope you were being sarcastic, although I doubt it. That girl was the typical farmer's daughter ditz, and she couldn't even get the name "Newman" right. Hence, "I love you, Norman!!"

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Jerry was just making fun of his weight! That's not his name.

RolandoDumbme45

On 19 Jan 1998 21:14:35 GMT, [email] (Dumbme45) wrote:

So, then George's real name is Bif, or maybe it's Caligula, or perhaps Yoyoma.

Dave AdamsRolando

Rolando wrote:

You crack me up. This is very funny. :)

maro

BarneyRolando

Don't forget ochemama. Rolando wrote in message ...

Jerry

Newman

"Okay,

if

"Barney" wrote:

:Don't forget ochemama.

You mean, hoochie-mama.

|- PrReck -| E-mail: [email]

"All in all, a hundred-percent successful trip." "But sir... we lost Mr. Rimmer!" "All in all, a hundred-percent successful trip."

Cat and Kryten, RIMMERWORLD, Red Dwarf VI