Fans discuss what they carry in their wallets inspired by George's overstuffed billfold from the recent episode, sharing detailed lists of cash, cards, and miscellaneous items.
Having recently seen the episode where George reveals his massively overstuffed billfold, I thought it would be interesting to see what us Seinfeld fans have in ours; here's my current list:
--total of $57--two twenties, one ten, one 5, two ones
--one Visa credit card --one telephone calling card
--one debit/ATM card --driver's license
--Soc. Sec. card --two freq. flyer cards
--one video store card --Red Cross blood donor card
--instructions for my answering maching
And, naturally, two photographs so I can pass a "pal check".
Ok, i admit it..I like George have a filing cabinet under my ass! I don't throw anything away. Here's what i got: $35 cash= 1-$20 bill,2-$5 bills, and 5-$1 bills Assorted reciepts from 1997-present date Subway Sub-Card (WOOHOO! i'm just 2 stamps away from my FREE 6inch sub!) Driver's License Visa card Blockbuster Video Card Assorted pics of family A penny i found that is purple (no idea) 14 business cards BP Gas credit card ...and some lint
Ok, I'll add min - cleaned out a couple of weeks ago - but still contains:
Am EX card Public Library card Blockbuster card CAA Auto club card Ontario Health Medicare card Local Hospital ID card Bank ATM card Air Miles collector card Master card Birth certificate Driver's license CARP card Country club club locker combination Receipt from The Prickly Pear Tea Room (business expense) Country Club ID card Great Canadian Bagel certificate -WooHoo -one more stamp and I get a free dozen (no hat though) Receipt for latex caulking from hardware store Receipt for chair rail moldings from Royal Woodshop Receipt for concrete drill bit from hardware store Receipt for garbage can from Walmart Dominion Store grocery gift certificate coupon from Air Miles
I carry carryall.... "its not a purse, its EUROPEAN!!"... but seriously I have.. heh.. thirty-five dollars and eight cents.. a card for my "local book pimp".. aka Library my social security card... a season pass to a local theme park.. my coca cola card.. ("get a coke, use your card, get hooked up".. sounds like an ad for a drug deal...) a receipt for a Sprite from my local Exxon station.. and movie ticket stub I had more but I went on a strict wallet diet...
What was it I said, I don't use library's because to me they're like Book pimps, I mean if I hold myself and look hard enough, I can find a copy of the book on my own, rather then using that copy over there, which has been in so many hands it's probably dancing with disease...
Auto insurance card Vehicle registration 4 of my own business cards
Assorted other business cards: My lawyer My accountant My mechanic Some guy who tried to sell me cellular phone service. Guess I'll toss this one.
Visa card Credit Union Check card Slip of paper with my brother's beeper number on it. 2 miniature $20 bills. (It's a gag. When someone asks for money, I pull them out and say, "I only have small bills.")
A Florida driver's license An AvMed Health Plan card. A Humana Dental coverage card A restaurant business card with about a dozen phone numbers written on the back. A badge with a magnetic strip that gets me into work. and 2 photos of women I've had sex with.
And that's it. My life in a nutshell.
Well, in a piece of black cowhide anyway.
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230 NOK (norwegian currency)2 100-bills, 1 20-coin, one 5-coin, 4 1-coins and 2 50-ears 50000 turkish lire VISA Credit card Norwegian Betting online card Fake ID Membership Card in Man Utd Supporter Club Scandinavian Branch Student Card Youth Card Membership Card in Brann Supporters Club 2 condoms (don`t ask :)) Theather ticket to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace ( Yes, thats right it`s not coming on theather until next Saturday, so please don`t post any spoilers) One rent-a-bike receipt from Mallorca last year A dentist appointment card Two receipts that prove I`ve won 174 NOK from Norst Tipping (norwegian bettingservices) A bus ticket An old betting slip
Drivers licence Visa Student card, U of Vaasa Journalist Association card ID to our radio station Key card to the same place Customer card to my bank (landlords account number written on it) Lottery ticket !! (4,15,22,24,31,36,38) My businesscards Receipt from the Badminton Center (50 marks) Cash.... erm... 1 mark 80 p
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Business card Ticket stub from a Big Bad Voodoo daddy concert (six months ago) Car Insurance and reggies. Karting club membership card Drivers licence My personal Visa (Royal Bank) card My company Visa card (also Royal BanK) Zellers card Bay card Movie ticket stub from "Run Lola run" Last pay slip Towing co. business card A little yellow stick on with a parts number on it Company Bell calling caed Five different business card from assorted sound technicians I know
-4 condoms -1 $1 BILL with a STRING ATTATCHED -20 conterfeit $100 bills -Fake ID -1 stolen Visa -1 stolen Mastercard -Disount card to neighborhood massage parlor -" ' " to local nudy bar
Of'course a Joke! Sorry folks, it's late here!
But really?
$546 in Cash
-1 $1 bill
-2 $5 bills
-1 $10 bill
-1 $20 bill
-5 $100 bills my friend owed me some cash
-1 VISA
-1 DISCOVER
-1 WELLS ATM
-1 REAL DRIVERS LICENSE
-1 COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD
-1 ORCHARD SUPPLY RECEIPT FOT A NEW GARDEN HOSE
-1 TICKET STUB FOR "BLAIR WITCH" ....wish I had $8 more in
my pocket
-lots of germs (from money mostly)
BTW, This is a true story ....about 5 years ago A friend had the same amount of stuff as George did! One day a bunch of friends were all sit'n around having lunch ! When my friend took out that wallet, we all busted a gut! The wallet was HUGE, no exaggeration! When asked what's up with all that crap in his wallet his exact words were! "Hey, I need everything in there!! The funnier thing was he only had about 11 bucks! I'm sure everyone's got a friend with this same "affliction" though!
I carry two wallets (in different pockets) and a money clip. All designed to minimize George's problem.
Wallet 1 (business card size) Drivers License American Express card Visa card Library card 3 blank personal checks 2 spare keys for car
Wallet 2 (conventional size) 'Easy Save' card for grocery store (damn thing) Business card for dentist of SO Slip of paper with several phone numbers H&R Block business card (purge this) $100 bill $20 bill My daughter's business card - "In case of ..." Several blank personal checks Slip with books to look for Blood pressure reading from who knows when(purge this)
You've got the big bills on the outside, right? :)
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"That's my only suit!! I got it at Moe Ginsberg!!"
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Do you keep your diaphragm in there? Has it ever fallen out at a party? So women carry around their diaphragms. It's no big deal. You never know when you're gonna need it, right?
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-papers that have been ther for at least a year (mainly stuff from the university) -my wallet (full of papers too!) -keys -pamplets that I was given and never red. -pack of cigs and a yellow lighter -elastics for my hairs -bus schedule -loose change (37 cents) -a bit of dirt -and oh!...my diafragm.
...after this I don't know if I have the courage to actually look IN my wallet.
OK since women are emptying their purses out....here is what is in mine.
2 packs cigarettes 3 lighters (2 blue 1 red) 2 tubes lipstick - mystic mauve and cool peach lip liner - racin' raisin eyeliner - black blue ink pen receipts for pd bills (water, gas, elec, phone, refrigerator) wallet - please don't make me open it, but that is where money and credit cards are birth control pills - never opened loose change - should be in wallet address book altoid mints - wintergreen hair brush keys to car and house 2 pkgs crackers nail file note pad receipt for dog food and chew toys
Ok here goes...I may be sorry I'm doing this because I am not going to
leave ANYTHING out and I haven't dumped my purse in quite some time.
Small bottle of pantene(hairspray)
mascara, 3 lipsticks(2 of which I never wear), my business cards, marlboro
lighter(I quit smoking 8 days ago), eye drops, empty sample of Tommy Girl,
Dr. Pepper lipsmacker(how queer), a ziplock full of strawberry quick(don't
ask), burger king wild wild west targets, sam's club card, social security
card, other people's business cards, costco card, grocery store check
cashing card, 2 AAA cards, Speedway Lube VIP card, business calling card,
library card, blockbuster card, Altoids (tip from Monica Lewinsky for <ahem>
fresh breath), $44.91, atm card, Visa card, hair scrunchy, video update
card, passport, oh God there's my cell phone, lid to eyeliner pencil, loose
tobacco from an old cigarette, $.18 more at the bottom, and various receipts
from ages ago.
Now that I've done that I can't figure out why I even need this
thing...
Pam!!
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