When he's wearing the mohair sweater and he says "Here's to feeling good all the time" and sucks down a beer while puffing a cigarette.
Kramers best scene
Nov 28, 2006, 10:20 PM ET14 posts by 12 posters
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Fans debate Kramer's best comedic scenes, citing memorable moments like his mohair sweater speech, the pinky finger bus story, and the dog peeing on Jerry's sofa.
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On 28 Nov 2006 19:20:29 -0800, "OneOhEight" wrote:
I still say his best scene was when he was describing how he found the woman's pinky finger, put it in a cup with some ice and took the bus to the hospital, fighting off the mugger and commandeering the bus - all the while making the stops at each corner. Why? "Because they were ringing the bell, Jerry!"
Ned
"Ned Goudy" wrote in message news:[email]...
pinky toe
cracker jack box
"..like Abscam, Jerry!"
"rst" wrote in news:1164814581.526445.273990@ 14g2000cws.googlegroups.com:
"You don't even know what 'Writing it off' means...."
"No, I don't, but they do, and they're the ones writing it off.."
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The first time Poppie pees on Jerry's sofa in The Couch. Fantastic scene between Jerry and Kramer.
JERRY: My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!
KRAMER: I'm sure it'll come out.
JERRY: I don't care if it comes out, I can't sit on that anymore!
KRAMER: Ah, you're making too much of it.
"OneOhEight" wrote in message news:[email]...
How about when he tans himself to the point that he looks like a person Michael Richards would despise in "The Wife"
GRANDPA (to Anna): I thought you said you was bringin' a white boy home! I don't see a white boy! I see a damn fool!
"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:[email]...
Better yet, when Kramer talks to the monkey in "The Face Painter":
Anyway, I um, I just want to say that I'm sorry. I lost my temper and I probably shouldn't have. I took it out on you and, look, if I've caused you any problems as a result of my behavior, well then, I'm sorry. I apologize. Even though, Barry, between me and you, we both know that you started it. I mean, who's kidding who? But they tell me that you're very upset, and god forbid I should disturb the very important monkey, I'm just hoping we can put this behind us, let's just move on with our lives, ok? So no hard feelings?
But they tell me that you're very upset, and god
Lol! I can't stay mad at with stuff like that in my memory.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops? KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
(They way he delivered that line - priceless.)
"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in news:41c3a$456ecc46 $cf705dcb$[email]:
Yeah! Kind of like a sarcastic "Duhhhhhh!"
When he's manning 555-FILK: Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see?
"The Chaperone"
KRAMER: Let's try a few more questions, alright? If you were Miss America, and the U.S. was on the brink of a nuclear war, and the only way the conflict could be averted was if you agreed to sleep with the enemy's leader, what would you do?
MISS RHODE ISLAND: Kramer, are these questions really that important?
KRAMER: Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE!
-B.
"Brian" wrote in message news:[email]...
And earlier in the same episode:
JERRY: I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants, you wanna go?
KRAMER: What state?
JERRY: Rhode Island.
KRAMER: They're never in contention.
LOL! As if he gets such invitations every day!