best Morty delivery....

in the pony remark, the intern refuses to write a note so morty can get a discount airfare...

the intern says "i can't...i'll get in trouble"

morty: "oh for God's sake"!!!!

Classic!

dave

"Dave" wrote in message news:8aU5d.42$[email]...

MY WALLET'S GONE!!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!

"Dimitrios Paskoudniakis" wrote in message news:...

On the $50 Leo didn't give Helen 53 years ago:

MORTY: Do you know what the interest on that fifty dollars comes to over fifty-three years?

HELEN: Oh, Morty, please.

MORTY: Six hundred and sixty-three dollars and forty-five cents. And that's figuring conservatively at five percent interest, over fifty-three years, compounded quarterly. Or, if you put it into a ten-year T-bill...

HELEN: Morty, will you stop it!

MORTY: (determined) Well, he's not getting away with this!

[email] (rerics) wrote in message news:...

Hey, these are really comfortable pants! You know what I paid for these, Jerry?

They're good for around the house, and they're good for outside!

-B.

[email] (Brian) wrote in message news:...

MORTY (in the background of the phone): PLUM!

Sorry, I do not know which one this is...

Greets Tim Germany

On 28 Sep 2004 15:13:56 -0700, [email] (Tim Dauer) wrote:

I don't particularly care for the Morty character, but to expand on your contribution, the dialogue was with Jerry, his mother, and Morty. They were talking about physical fitness and his mother said they had begun a regimen. Morty says, "every morning I take a walk around the (artificial) lake and then I eat a plum."

I don't remember which episode it is either.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

Yes, that is exactly it! Jerry talks with his mom and Morty on the phone... well actually Jerry and his mom are talking and Morty is shouting from the background. Directly before Jerry and his mom hang up, Morty shouts from the background "Plum" to give his "plum-opinion" a slight advantage or something...

Anyway, thats may "Favorite Morty"...

Greets Tim Germany

LRod wrote in message news:...

Tim Dauer wrote:

Love Morty, love plum!

I like the Crazy Joe Davola episode where he is after Jerry and he already got Kramer and Helen gets all upset and Morty goes "I'll make a few calls." and Jerry says "Who are you going to call?" I forgot what Morty says, maybe, "What are you worried about?" But I like that, and like someone already said in here, I love MY WALLET'S GONE!!!!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!!!!!!! or his whole speech about filling out that form in the office (too).

Now, put down the chicken and step slowly away from the deliciousness.

\m/ ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

The hubby and I don't like the Morty character either but mom is pretty funny. "Yay, Jerry got it open"!

Lynne H

"LHAZ 61746" wrote in message news:[email]...

funny.

I am also luke-warm about Morty.

My favourite Helen moment is the "Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld, please, PICK A GLASS" exchange.

Unfortunately, cut short these days in syndication >:(

Er

In article , [email] (LHAZ 61746) wrote:

"How could anyone not like [Jerry]?" (The Stakeout, The Wallet, others?) is one of my favorite Helen lines.

• Mark

How could anybody not like him? (Talking about Morty of course!)

Now, put down the chicken and step slowly away from the deliciousness.

\m/ ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

[email] (Master) wrote in message news:...

I like this exchange between Morty and Peterman in "The Money"...

MORTY (standing): Okay, I'm done. I'll be back in the morning when he's close to being finished with this story.

PETERMAN: Morty, my stories are what sell these clothes.

MORTY: Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.

PETERMAN (winks): Morty...you're out.

MORTY (unconcerned): Eh. I never knew what the hell I was peddling with those stupid cartoons and that paper book, anyway.

-B.

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

Is it because Jerry took the pen? If Ihaz didn't want him to have the pen, why did he insist jerry kept it?

rob

"George.com" wrote in message news:...

Ihaz? Is that Dentite for 'Klompus'?

-B.

"Brian" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

pen,

why? are you an anti-dentite bastard?

rob

"George.com" wrote in message news:...

I am NOT an anti-dentite bastard!

But seriously, who is this Ihaz you speak of?

-B.

Next you'll say they have their own schools.

me?

Lynne H

[email] (LHAZ 61746) wrote in message news:...

They DO have their own schools!

I guess it's possible...

-B.

Hey, what do you call a doctor that failed med school? I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.