Smoothest Kramer Line

"We would appreciate it Doctor, if you would cease and desist and
allow us to pursue our courtship unfettered."
                                      _ Kramer trying to match
                                        wits with Elaine's psychiatrist

"Oh it's private, it's very private"

"She needs a little love...she needs a little tenderness...she needs a little Kramer." (and, of course, the great reply)

On Sat, 29 Mar 1997, Vince Rezula wrote:

That has to be classic. Was that the one with Kramer converting the lesbian? I think his explanation of her "switching teams" (yes, I know, different episode) was the best. When asked how this could have possibly happened, he merely states, "I'm Kramer" But yes, this quote is is truly Kramer at his smoothest.

x-Jose

Yeah, I actually was thinking of that one at the same time. For some reason, the episodes seem closely linked, although they are not. I believe the lines before were: Jerry: " ...that's the least of what you've accomplished." Elaine:" Kramer, this woman has never been with a man in her _entire_life_." Kramer: (with a sort of "voila!" expression:) "I'm Kramer." -VR

"If the Pigman had a car, he'd give YOU a ride."

Emnily

"You're as pretty as any of them...you just need a nose job."

One I liked from an episode of Mad About You where Kramer moved into Paul's old apartment:

"I'll mind the past, you giddy up to the future!"

And one other thing from that episode that I loved:

Paul: What's Jerry up to these days? Kramer: Oh, he's got a show on NBC now. Paul: Good for him.

"In my mind, I'm already there."

In article "Corrina O. Parry" writes:

"I'm Kramer."

"You leave Kenny alone! Kenny never hurt anybody!"

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