Today is my birthday-- and Jerry's. We were born on same day in same year.
I don't have his money though. So, Jerry, if you read this, could you spare a million for my birthday gift? Come on, be a birthday pal....
Happy Birthday Jerry
Apr 29, 2005, 9:46 AM ET9 posts by 7 posters
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Thread celebrates a poster's birthday coinciding with Jerry Seinfeld's, with dark humor about aging and existential dread referenced from the show.
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"craig" wrote in message news:[email]...
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably.
Happy birthday? No such thing.
Er
"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...
Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere? Karen (don't land on the Saturn!)
"Bob Schmidt" wrote in message news:42725390@devmonkey....
and
sometimes, when i'm in the tub.
"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...
funny guy...
"craig" wrote in message news:[email]...
spare
He could probably get you Eric the Clown's phone number for your party.
"Will" wrote in message news:[email]...
I prefer Bozo. I grew up with Bozo. What do you mean you never heard of Bozo?
"craig" wrote in message news:[email]...
Forget Bozo. Bozo's out. He's finished. It's over for Bozo.
"craig" wrote in message news:[email]...
no, i've never heard of bozo - what is he, a clown or something...