Reasons to date Elaine Benes

--She's sexy, petite and intelligent.

--If the relationship doesn't work out; she'll still be my friend.

--If the friendship doesn't work out; she'll have sex to SAVE the friendship.

Ooh, baby!

"888eight888" wrote in news:1169154149.713211.210970@ 38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

But, she'll expect 'the move' every time!!! WITH the reverse swirl! :)

"The Chris" wrote in message news:[email]...

She will also ruin your career if you are a jazz musician and she is a shover.

"KarenCannoli" wrote in news:[email]:

I tell that episode to every horn player... :)

"888eight888" wrote in message news:[email]...

A little lobster bisque and yada yada and she will never see you again.>

"888eight888" wrote in message news:[email]...

thats punishing elaine, not me.

rob

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:50:43 +1300, "George.com" wrote:

And cruelly, I might add.

What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

On 18 Jan 2007 13:02:29 -0800, "888eight888" wrote:

But she's a slut.

Reason not to: The Sponge (it stings).

On Jan 22, 7:19 pm, [email] wrote:

The question is: Are you Sponge-Worthy?

"bored" wrote in message news:[email]...

stuff her, she gives out false phone numbers and its a festivus miracle if you ever got to pin her down.

rob

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:20:42 -0800, Dallas wrote:

BUT! She has got GRACE! And more than a bit I might add!

And she can fake a great orgasm...

Ned