JERRY
Great- I have to get some Clorox now.
Do you have some ones for this change?
I can't hand a clerk a fist full of
change and have everyone behind me
wait while he counts it out on the
store counter.
KRAMER
Jerrrrrry. Don't worry about it.
This is a college town. Half the
retail transactions around here everyday
are solid coin- dimes and quarters.
JERRY
This is a college town.
KRAMER
NYU....Columbia...
JERRY
Kramer a college town is a small town
with a big college. A town where the
school and the students are the main
presence. New York City is not a
college town.
KRAMER
(BROW FURROWING) Where are these places?
JERRY
Around the country- here and there. Like
company towns- like where just one thing
is the main thing. Like the old steel mill
towns, or the car factory towns- the towns
just outside remote military bases.
KRAMER
(DETACHED, MIND DISTANT) Whole towns with
just one main thing? (SUDDENLY ALARMED)
There aren't clown towns are there?!?!
(LOOKS FOR REASSURANCE) The clowns are
strictly confined to their respective
circuses right!? They wouldn't let whole
towns of clowns form! (BEAT) I need
to see your road maps right now!
KRAMER GRABS JERRY'S PHONE AND DIALS OUT QUICKLY.
KRAMER
(INTO PHONE) Listen FDR, I'm putting our
"Legendary-Cross-Country Car Tour" on
hold! There has been an alarming development!