George's best line was:

. . . "I think it moved!"

"I'm back baby....I'm back!!!!!"

" I am out baby!!... I am out!!!"

'drew :)

In the episode where George uses his alleged gayness to bomb out Susan "I am steeped in gayness"

In BJ writes:

No I think his best line was the one from last night. He said that " sometimes I think that I'm the reason as to why lesbians are not heterosexual." He said in the train episode.

Jay Allen

My name is George Costanza and I live with my parents.

Hate to nit-pick, but in this case the actual line IS funnier:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

(George's pickup line, on the day he decides to do everything opposite)
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Dr. Jazz

I think one of the best was "He's in the bathroom!" in the voice of Elaine's dad.

I think the best one is when George is looking for Elaine, Susan, and Jerry in the wrong movie theater yelling:

"You're killing independent George!!!! World's are colliding!"

[email] wrote:

the best is (on the jerry's answering machine:

"hi it's george... i got nothin' to say."

-jamie

"For I am COSTANZA, LORD of the Idiots"

I think one of the funniest things that have ever happened to George is in the "Pez Dispenser" episode. Right after he's gotten the upper hand in the relationship, his girlfriend breaks up with him and: George says: But I've got hand. Girlfriend: And you're gonna need it!

Or was it, "My little man is an idiot"?

How about...

"I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable."

or something like that.

nan =) "Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?"