Favorite Lines

How about a new poll for Summer? I know that the FAQ has a list of popular lines from Seinfeld but I'd like to know which are the favorites. Please email me with your favorite line from a Seinfeld. I'll compile them over the next few weeks and post the results.

In article , [email] (Jeffrey H Kahn) writes...

My favorite line from a non-regular cast member is : "I've never met anyone who knew so much about nothing" Said to Jerry by the beautiful model on the airplane show (my personal favorite episode) I think it encapsulates our hero and his show :)

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Well, after a lot of responses, I've finally put together the Seinfeld Newsgroup's Favorite Seinfeld Quotes List.

Now, some of these may not be word for word but don't flame me. It's the thought, not the words, that count.

In roughly the order from most picked lines on down...

Kramer, from "The Contest", after losing the contest: "I'm out!"

Kramer, from "The Implants", remarking to the man in the sauna: "Man, it's like a sauna in here."

George, from "The Pick", after Kramer tells him to listen to "your little man" in order to decide whether or not to pursue Susan: "My little man's an idiot."

George and Jerry, from "The Pitch", after the cop orders a muffin: "A muffin can be very filling."

Mrs. Costanza, from "The Contest", remembering when she "caught" George: "I go out for a cup of milk and I come back, there's my son treating his body like an amusement park."

Elaine, from "The Cheever Letters", telling Jerry how she's going to spend her day: "I think I'm going over to my mother's house. She just bought me some new panties...and their all laid out for me!"

Jerry, from (I believe) "The Opera", talking to Elaine: "All my knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

Jerry, from "The Boyfriend", seeing George, pants down, sprawled across the floor: "And you want to be my latex salesman."

Kramer, from a few recent episodes, describing his new wallpaper: "Wood, Jerry, wood!"

Naomi, from "The Pez Dispenser", after George says, "You can't break up with me. I've got hand!": "And you're gonna need it."

Elaine, from "The Airport", when Jerry remarks, "This car smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?": "Gimme fifty bucks and find out."

George, way back when in "The Robbery", after arguing with Jerry about who the biggest idiot is and a woman nearby who is watching the marathon shouts, "You're all winners!": "Suddenly, a new contender steps into the ring." (This one took too much setup)

Kramer, in "The Pitch", after sustaining a kick to the head: "Yo Yo Ma."

George, from "The Bubble Boy", while arguing over a Trivial Pursuit answer: "The Moops!"

Mrs. Seinfeld, from "The Pen", to Elaine, after Elaine asks her to turn on the air conditioner: "Why, are you hot?"

Elaine, in "The Truth", complaining to Jerry: "Jerry, Kramer saw me naked!"

If you emailed me a favorite line but it's not on this list, it's not because I'm playing god and didn't think it was worthy. I just didn't want to take up too much room with the dozens of lines I got, so I just posted the more common choices.

Hope you enjoyed it.

Jef.

Two more quotes that have to be considered classic:

"Stella! STELLA!"

"That's my nipple!"