David H Report

HUH? YOU MEAN THEIRS NO RECORD OF ME ANY WHERE'S? I GESS THAT HAPPINS WHEN YOUR ADOPTED CAUSE NOONE WO"NTS YOU AND YOUR SENT OFF TO LIVE SUMMERS WITH "GRANDMA" IN DECATER CAUSE THE FOSTER PARENTS DO"NT WO"NT YOU AND I WAS BOUNCED AROUND LIKE STINK ON A MONKIE CAUSE NOONE WO"NTED ME BUT DO"NT YOU FEEL SORRIE FOR ME CAUSE NOW I GOT CHAT FRENDS@!!!!!1!!

WELL ICEBOX ILL TELL YOU MORE BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME WON THING ABOUT YOUAND THAT IS ***WHY*** ARE YOU DOING THIS HUH? [NOTE TO SELF: PUT AIR HOLES IN THE JAR THAT I PUT ALL THOSE FROGS IN]. I WAS BORN IN BIRMINGHAM AND GREW UP WITH FOSTER PARENTS IN WESTAVIA AND AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I CAME TO DECATER CAUSE I NEW THE PLACE AND THE JUDGE SAID FOR ME TO LEVE THE COUNTY ANY WAYS AND THE COURTS WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT MESSIE INSIDENT AT THE FOOTBAL STADIUM. SO I CAME HEAR GOT A JOB AT THE PRIMATE CENTER **PLEASE DON"T CALL THEM I NEED THIS JOB** AND AM IN SCHOLL TO GO TO MEDICAL/CERAMICS SCHOOL AND LIKE WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW. OH...WON MINOR THING IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A SMALL TYPO ON MY NAME SO THATS PROBERLY WHY YOR OFF ICEBOX.

BUT I STILL THINK IM A GOOD FREND TO HAVE AND THERES NO REASON FO RYOU OR ANY WON TO BE A MEAN WON TO ME OK. WHY DO"NT YOU TELL US ABOUT **YOU** HUH ICEBOX.[NOTE TO SELF: BURY THOSE FROGS IN THE COMPOSTING PILE OUT BACK].

YOUR PAL DAVID H

Hey David, please keep up the facade... For some reason I get the feeling you're going to be more interesting as David H our PLA.

David H Your Pal! wrote in article ...

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Dave said this to the infamous David H:

Don't get me wrong...I'm not defending David H *in the slightest*...But, how is what he's doing any different from what YOU are doing, Dave? You're crossposting everytime you respond...

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"Think about it...dead people getting up and walking around, and Tina Yothers coming to town. Coincidence? Oh, I don't think so."

• Chef, "South Park"

On Mon, 04 May 1998 20:29:40 -0400, "David H Your Pal!" wrote:

The FROGS, David! How could you kill the FROGS?

-Monica Peper

**HI R2 ITS ME YOU CHAT PLA STEVE H** YOU HAD FOSTOR PARENTS TO? WOW HTE WORLD IS REAL WIERD LIEK HTAT THE REAL WROLD THAT IS NOT THE "SO CALED" REAL WORLD ON TV WHICH IS RELY NOT SO REAL. ASLO SENFELD IS DIFERINT TO BUT NOT LIEK HTE SAME WAY ITS WERD HUH? SINSE SENFELD IS ACTERS ACTING LIEK THEIR REAL AND REAL WROLD IS **REAL PEPLE** ACTIGN LIKE THEIR ON TV BUT AND SO MY FOSTOR PARENTS WER MEAN ONS AND I DO"NT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

AND PLUS THEIRS A RECOD OF YOU IN HTE **EVIL DEJANEWS MACHINE** THAT SPREDS RONG STUFF ABOUT PEPLE WHO JUST WA"NT TO BE CHAT PALS. BUT THA"TS WURS HTAN BIENG NOBODY IS BIENG MISRESINTID. **MEAN ONS STOP IT OK?!1?**

PS **R2 ONLY**

OK AND BUT SO I HAD A INSIDINT AT KENAN STADUM HEAR IS WHAT HAPENED OK I GOT REAL EXCITED SINSE HTE SEMANOLES WERE PLAYING HTE TARHEELS IN A "CLASIC SEC MATCHUP" AND SO I GRABBED MY SELF AND THIN RAN OUT ON THE FEILD IN THE THERD QWARTER AFTER THAT BIG SPRITE COKE I HAD AND BUT I FORGOT MY SHORTS IN THE BATHROOM I TOLD THE COPS I"M SORRY I DID"NT MEAN IT. THEY SAID YOU DUMNY SHUT UP YOU COST HTE TRAHELLS LOTSA YARDS SINSE ITS ENTERFERINCE AND MADE THEM LOOSE YOUR LUCKY WE DID"NT HIT YOU AND JUST SPRAYED YOU AND THIN THEY SAID DIRTY WORDS LIEK THE MEAN ONS HEAR DO. THIN YUP YOU GESED IT NEW FOSTOR HOME FOR ME AND ONLIE LAST YEER DID I GET OUT OF FOSTOR HOMES SINSE I TURNED 18 AND MOVED IN WITH MY BROHTER SO ITS OK NOW.

YOU PAL STEVE H