Is Elaine A Lesbian? (A Followup)

A female poster wishing to refute my thesis pointed out the subway episode in which she says (After shocking a woman by telling her she's the best man at a Lesbian wedding) "I hate men but I'm not a Lesbian!" Of course the question remains how did Elaine get so itimately aquainted with a Lesbian that she would be elected best man? Inquiring minds want to know!

I was "best man" at a lesbian ceremony and I'm happily married with 2 kids. Who's to say she isn't just that lesbian's best girlfriend?

In [email] (David A. Tharp) writes:

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This is just plain ridiculous. Lesbians have straight friends too, you know. How did Elaine get so "intimately acquainted?" Just come up with any hypothetical reason why anyone becomes good friends with someone else. Therein lies your answer.

Are you implying that I cannot, as a straight male, have a gay man as one of my best friends and make him my best man at my wedding without there being sexual undertones between he and I pervading the situation?

Hitlerberry? I thought the other guy's name was Huckleberry.

Anyway, my best friend and I are females and have been best friends for over 25 years. There are no sexual under or overtones in the relationship. Go Figure!

On 12 Mar 1997, David A. Tharp wrote:

Just because someone is close friends with someone who is gay, that fact does not instantly mean that the other person is gay. I have several gay friends, with whom I am close, but I am not gay. Anyone who assumes this fact needs to take a long look at themselves in the mirror and figure out their warped sense of logic.

Until... Corey

It is indeed possible for a Lesbian to have a stright friend. I was just using this as a possible example to explain a (possible) reason for Elaine having a dream. Certain people whose names I won't mention aren't playing fair. They quote a defintite statement, either about Elaine not being Jewish or Elaine not being Lesbian & then use this to deney the reality of earlier clues to the contrary.

DJK is once again accusing me of trolling. Once again the charge is without merit. I honestly posted my thesis pointing out my evidence.

I don't know how much of a troll you are based on the lesbian thread, but you are the biggest fucking troll in the world based on the inanity of your Elaine=Jewish thread. In that one you were CLEARLY WAY-OFF totally wrong, so wrong that any suggestion of Jewishness meant either you were 1) mentally defective, 2) a desperate desperate loser who NEEDS to see Elaine a Jewish light, or 3) a troller. When you're that much of a troller, even "honest" threads from you will seem like trolling. BTW, which episode was it about the Chinese woman and the dream? It sounds vaguely familiar but I can't pinpoint in what context.

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

I dont think you're trolling but Gawd!!!! You take sophistry to new heights.

In article , [email] (David A. Tharp) writes:

So..does this mean that the Best Man is Intimate with the Bride or Grood in a straight marriage..same in reverse for the Maid of Honor...???

I didnt think it was a position gotten by position.....

P.S. does it also stand to reason ( to you ) that if a gay man has straight friends,,that he is really straight...???

It Shrinks...???