Favorite Newman quote

Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule!

"Why...I love....brocolli...it's good for you.... *spits it out* VILE WEED!"

and

"How I've longed for this moment Seinfeld . The day when I would have the proof I needed to hall you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are . A monster so vile ...."

In article , "LDB.JR" wrote:

A favorite of mine, along the same lines, from The Finale:

"All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down."

• Mark

LOL Ditto Mark. That was a good one.

I loved his wordings throughout the scene when Kramer and Elaine are talking about the final solution for the barking dog :oD

"LDB.JR" wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL Ditto Mark. That was a good one.

Absolutely. A little nod to The Godfather there too. Kramer and Newman both really could just crawl inside another skin so readily & easily.

Loved the barking dog episode, too. Best line by Newman (to the cops at his door): "What took you so long?"

Paige

I love the panicky rant Newman does when George and Jerry ask why postal employees go crazy and shoot people. I don't remember the whole thing, but it starts with "Because the mail never stops" and ends with "Then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes time!"