Jackie Chiles will appear in the series finale.
Fans celebrate Jackie Chiles as a hilarious Seinfeld character and share favorite quotes from the lawyer.
I have to say Jackie Chiles is one of the funniest characters on Seinfeld I hope he's in the finale Here's some of his better quotes that I can remember
"Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement" "I've been practicing law for 25 years and your listening to a caddy" "Your cigarettes company has turned this once fine speciman into a hideous, twisted, freak"
That's just a few if anyone can think of any more good ones let me know Thanks
Regarding the Braless Wonder: "She flaunting societies conventions"
"O'Henry. That's one of our top selling candybars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nuget. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!"
also...
"...So you're a victum! And now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting!"
I CAN GET MY OWN DAMN COFFEE! I love that one! Harold Niman wrote in message ...
"Your FACE is my CASE!"
"It's preposterous, egregious, outrageous"
"This is the most public of my many humilitations!"
On Kramer when taking on the tobacco company:
"The man's a goblin ... By the time we get to trial, he'll be nothing but a shrunken head"
"You didnt make the top, THEY made the top!!"
You know what's always bothered me about that......they based their case on the fact that "they put the top on".....but standing in line at the theater Kramer had the top off and was drinking some and then put the top back on HIMSELF to go inside........
Here's more for ya:
"This is a public humiliation!"
"It fits like a glove!"
Giddy up! Marc
Also in that episode:
""Oh Henry" candy bars? They're delicious. They've got chocolate, nougat, peanuts. Outstanding!"
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