Howard Stern is an ASSHOLE
By Kenny Kramer
My friends know me as Kramer, a fun loving guy who parties all the time and comes up with bizarre entrepreneurial ideas. Most of America knows Kramer as a fun loving guy who parties all the time and comes up with bizarre entrepreneurial ideas.
Recently those worlds collided when I started Kramer's Reality Tour, my multi-media theater/bus tour that takes people to New York sites made famous on Seinfeld. I also give the inside scoop about just how much of the show came right out of real life, and the life of my friend and former across-the-hall-neighbor Larry David. Larry is the Co-Creator and Executive Producer of the show. Larry is the model for "George," as the character "Kramer" is based on me.
Howard Stern is an ASSHOLE...here's why.
Gary called me a week in advance to invite me on the show to promote my tour. When I did go on air by telephone (with the E-Entertainment crew in my living room videotaping me for the cable show), Howard made out like I was calling him out of the blue and he was going to "throw me a bone" by talking to me. Robin pretended that she never even knew that there was a "real" Kramer, which I find hard to believe as she is constantly scanning the tabloids for news items for the show. I'm sure a lot of you know that "Real Kramer" and "Kramer Reality Tour " stories have been all over the media for the past two months...including full page stories with big pictures in The New York Times, The Daily News, Newsday, The Enquirer, the Star, the Examiner, the Globe. Also a lot of broadcast media, like Hard Copy, Inside Edition, Entertainment Tonight, Extra, to name just a few, as well as all of the local television news programs, NY 1, Channels 2, 4, 5, 9, 11, plus feature stories and interviews on Dateline NBC, CNBC and CNN. But then Robin also claimed that she barely knew who Cosmo Kramer was; "You mean the guy who is always falling down?"
The two of them, along with the rest of the posse, attempted to characterize me as a pathetic character trying to make a buck with a lame tour for yahoos from the mid-west. Well that ain't the case gang. If you are a Seinfeld Kramer's Reality Tour is for you and I money-back-guarantee-you a great time. That's no bullshit. I mean it!
In fact, to prove my point, I'll give away 10 pairs of tickets to the first 10 Seinfans with writing skills, willing to go on the tour and publish up to a 500 word a critique for the internet. You call it as you see it. I'll publish it on my website just as you write it. If you would like to take me up on this, and can be in New York this weekend or in the next couple of weeks, (Saturdays or Sundays, at 12 or 4PM), e-mail your request along with your phone number.
Check out my website at: http://www.bway.net/~kramer Reality Tour info. at: http://www.bway.net/~kramer/RealityTourText.html
The Reality Tour is fun. It's creative and entrepreneurial. I started this venture with no corporate sponsors and no advertising or publicity budget. I'm growing it all myself. The Howard Stern Show should be supporting a guy like me and not trying to make me out to be an idiot. Howard Stern is aN ASSHOLE...I rest my case. kk