alt.tv.seinfeld FAQ version 0.8...

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Scott Simpson

I've made quite a few changes to the FAQ, and to prevent any more reduntant suggestions via email, here's the latest version of the FAQ.

Bob Warznak ("the archival king") found the old, old FAQ on George and Kramer, and most categories have been expanded and new questions added. There's still a lot missing, but it's getting closer to respectability.

Any comments/questions are still welcome. FAQ follows the ^L...

Peace, Scott --- By day, [email], by night, rec.sport.hockey Ottawa Senators Contact TODAY'S .SIG: [Pay heed, for this quote/word/fact may alter your very being!] "(Chad) Erickson was a complete joke. He will never play for us again. The guy who drafted him should be dead." -- Cincinnati coach Dennis Derosiers )-> In case it's not obvious, BNR and I may or may not share these views. <-(

       "Seinfeld" Information File and Frequently Asked Questions List
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[FAQ Version 0.8 -- Updated: March 18th, 1993]

This file is intended to provide a  general information base and answer some
frequently  asked  questions  posted on  alt.tv.seinfeld  and mailed  to the
"Vandelay Industries"  mailing list.   It is hoped this file is found useful
to newcomers to  the group as well  as fill in the  information gaps  in the
minds of  experienced newshounds.   Additions and  corrections to  this file
should be directed to the FAQ administrator, noted in section 1.1.

Changes from, and additions to, the last version noted with a | in column 1.

                           Table Of Contents
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  • Administrivia
       1.2)  Information File & FAQ List
       1.3)  Episode Guide
       1.4)  Episode Capsules
   2)  The Show and It's Characters
       2.1)  Introduction to "Seinfeld"
       2.2)  The Main Players

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.2) Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's Parents)

2.4) Notable Guest Star Appearances

           2.4.3)  ...Mentioned But Not Seen
       2.5)  Behind-The-Scenes-Type People
   3)  Regular Show Aspects
       3.1)  The Diner

3.3) Main Characters' Occupations

   4)  Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know)
       4.1)  What is Kramer's full name?
       4.2)  What's up with Jerry's money?
       4.3)  What's Jerry and Elaine's relationship?
       4.4)  What's the whole "New York Thing"?
       4.6)  Is Pez the official fifth food group of alt.tv.seinfeld?
       4.5)  Snapple: Discuss

4.8) "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"

      4.10)  If You Were On A Deserted Island And Could Only Have One
             Episode Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?
             (debating the validity of the question is left as an
             assignment for the reader)
      4.12)  Does Jerry Read alt.tv.seinfeld?
      4.13)  "His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal"

nail through a board with his...?"

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  • Administrivia

|1.1) "Seinfeld" Discussion Groups |

1.2) Information File and FAQ List

     This file is maintained by Scott Simpson ([email]).  It is
     posted monthly to both SDGs.  Any additions or corrections to this
     list should be sent to the aforementioned email address or posted to
     the SDGs.

1.3) Episode Guide

     The official SDG episode guide is maintained by Bob Warznak
     ([email]).  It is posted periodically to the SDGs.

1.4) Episode Capsules

     The "Seinfeld" episode capsules are compiled by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  A new one is posted pretty much weekly to the SDGs.

|1.5) Other Files Available

1.6) Files By Anonymous FTP

1.7) "Seinfeld" Mailing List

The "Seinfeld" mailing list, "Vandelay Industries" has been up and

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  • The Show and It's Characters

2.1) Introduction to "Seinfeld"

``It's a show about nothing''

     "Seinfeld" began life as "The Seinfeld Chronicles" July 5, 1989,
     9:30PM as a one-hour pilot on NBC.  It didn't see the light of day
     again until it's first full season began, as simply "Seinfeld", May
     31st, 1990.  The show basically rotates around stand-up comedian
     Jerry Seinfeld and his everyday routine.  Most episodes simply
     revolve around Jerry and his three closest friends (his best friend
     George, his ex-girlfriend Elaine and his neighbour Kramer), making
     everyday situations extraordinary.

2.2) The Main Players

2.2.1) Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry is played by, of course, Jerry Seinfeld... <blah blah blah>

2.2.2) George Castanza

2.2.3) Elaine Benes

     Played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  J.L-D. is married to fellow "SNL"
     alumnus Brad Hall.  They have one child together, born in between
     "Seinfeld" seasons last year (which is why she is absent from the
     season premiere this year and is only seen from the shoulders-up
     in "The Keys")... <blah blah blah>

2.2.4) Kramer (Just Kramer)

     Un-official idol of the SDGs, played with panache by Michael
     Richards... <blah blah blah>

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.1) Newman

     Played by Wayne Knight.  Many SDG'ers loathe the man... <blah
     blah blah>

2.3.2) Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's parents)

     Mrs. Seinfeld is played by Liz Sheridan, Mr. Seinfeld was played by
     Phil Bruns in the Pilot episode, and by Barney Martin in all
     subsequent appearances.
     Other work: Alf                    (1987) [Liz Sheridan]

2.3.3) Mrs. Estelle Castanza

Played by Estelle Harris.

2.3.4) Uncle Leo

Played by Len Lesser.

2.4) Notable Guest Star Appearances

     Many "big name" stars have appeared on "Seinfeld" (most often as
     themselves), and many others have played other characters, or have
     been "integral" parts of the show without being seen.

2.4.1) ...As Themselves

     Candice Bergen,  "The Keys"
     Corbin Bernsen,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Keith Hernandez, "The Boyfriend, Parts I & II"
     Keith Morrison,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Fred Savage,     "The Trip, Part I"
     George Wendt,    "The Trip, Part II"

2.4.2) ...Playing Others

Michael Chiklis ........... Steve ("The Stranded")

Brian Doyle-Murray ........ Mel ("The Bubble Boy")

Siobahn Fallon ............ Tina (Jerry's sometimes girlfriend)

     Clint Howard  ..............  Tobias ("The Trip")
     Tawny Kitaen  ..............  Isabel ("The Nose Job")

Ex-wife of that Whitesnake guy; she appeared in many of their videos]

     Edie McLurg  ...............  Voice of ... ("The Old Man")

Lawrence Tierney .......... Alton Benes (Elaine's Dad) ("The Jacket")

2.4.3) ...Mentioned But Not Seen

     Woody Allen, "The Alternate Side"
     John Cheever, "The Cheever Letters"
     Joe Dimaggio, ""
     Mickey Mantle, "The Visa"
     ...

2.5) Behind-The-Scenes-Type People

2.5.1) Larry David

     Co-creator, writer and producer of the show, Larry David is also
     the basis of the George character.  If memory serves, he was also
     "Ira" in "When Harry Met Sally..."... <blah blah blah>

2.5.2) Tom Cherones

  • Regular Show Aspects

3.1) The Diner

     The diner that the gang frequents on the show is called "Monk's".
     The exterior shots are of "Tom's Diner" in New York City (located
     on Broadway at 112th St.)  Tom's is the subject of the song "Tom's
     Diner" by Suzanne Vega on the album "Solitude Standing".

3.2) The Apartment

     o  Jerry's apartment is located at: .......
        (given on "Mad About You")
     o  The bike is a Klein (though he seemingly never uses it)
     o  The Computer is a Mac (though he seemingly never uses it)

3.3) Character Occupations:

     Jerry:  Stand-up comedian
     George: Real estate agent ("The Stakeout")
             Proof-Reader ("The Red Dot")
             Presently co-writer of Jerry's show for NBC
     Elaine: Editor
     Kramer: "Falls ass-backwards into money"
             (Has also had a couple of acting jobs:
               o One line in a Woody Allen film: "These pretzels are
                 making me thirsty" ("The Alternate Side")
               o Murphy's secretary on an episode of "Murphy Brown"
                 ("The Keys")
     Newman: United States Postal Worker ("The Old Man")
     Mr. S:  Sells raincoats ("The Wallet")
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know...)

4.1) What is Kramer's full name?

     Likely the most asked (or should I say "debated") questions is
     what is Kramer's full name on the show.  Simply stated, Michael
     Richards plays "Kramer".  "Gee, Scott...  Is that his first name
     or his last name?"  Well, it's never been mentioned, but it is
     likely safe to assume it's his last name (from such clues as a
     torn cover page from Kramer's treatment (in this year's season
     premiere) shows only text where a last name would be, and it says
     "Kramer")).  Jerry has joked to interviewers that Kramer's full
     name is "Kramer Versus Kramer", and one article has stated it as
     "Mr. Bent Kramer" (although that has since been refuted since
     another version of the article prints it as "Mr. Bent, Kramer").

But remember, it's just "Kramer" until the show tells us otherwise.

4.2) What's up with Jerry's money?

     Many episodes of "Seinfeld" deal with Jerry losing mass quantities
     of money in one way or another, such as:
         o  Paying Uncle Leo $350 to get his watch back ("The Wallet")
         o  Paying Elaine's $200 phone bill ("")
         o  Paying hit and run damages ("The Good Samaritan")
         o  ...

4.3) What's Jerry and Elaine's relationship?

     In the premiere episode "The Stakeout", we find out that Elaine and
     Jerry used to be "together" but are now "just friends".  In a later
     episode ("The Deal") they try to have a friendship plus "the other
     thing" and they end up agreeing that it's good to have "this, that
     and the other thing", although no episode after "The Deal" addresses
     this issue again-- they have been "just friends" ever since.

4.4) What's the whole "New York Thing"?

     Many a.t.s.'ers claim to have special insight into the show since
     a lot of the show's humour is based on living in New York City
     (episodes like "The Subway" particularly accent this) and there
     are numerous "Only in New York" subplots (such as Woody Allen
     making a film).  Anyway, the consensus seems too be that you don't
     have to be a New Yorker to understand and appreciate the humour,
     but it helps you empathise with the characters when they get into
     situations like the above.

4.5) Is Pez the official fifth food group of alt.tv.seinfeld?

Is there a need to ask?

4.6) Snapple: Discuss

     If Pez is the official fifth food group of a.t.s., Snapple must be
     what you wash it down with.

4.7) Whither official "Seinfeld" merchandise?

Talk to Donna Tschetter ([email]). She has a veritable

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4.8) "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"

     Sigh...  Much ado about nothing, but a.t.s. has become a bit of a
     soap box for people to state their views on why "Home Improvement"
     sucks (or does not suck).  This is only being debated since the two
     shows occupied the same time slot (Wednesday, 9:00) for much of this
     year.  Generalising, one can see that "HI" is watched more by married
     couples and children than "Seinfeld".

4.9) List Of Awards Won By "Seinfeld"

     This year, "Seinfeld" won several American Comedy Awards, including
     best TV series, best actor (Jerry), supporting actor (Jason) and
     best actress (Julia).  Many have scoffed at the exclusion of Michael
     Richards, and the lack of "Seinfeld" to make the top nominees for
     anything at the People's Choice Awards.

The Directors Guild of America awarded "Seinfeld" best comedy series

 4.10) If You Were On A Deserted Island And Could Only Have One Episode
       Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?  (debating the
       validity of the question is left as an assignment for the reader)
     I'm sure "The Contest" is #1 amongst the group, but to be sure,
     I think we should have an informal poll to decide.  More later...

4.11) Who is Art Vandelay?

     Art Vandelay was born in the first season premiere episode ("The
     Stakeout") when George invented a name for a fictitious friend he
     and Jerry were going to see.  George subsequently uses the name
     "Vandelay Industries" as a fake company he sought work at in order
     to continue his unemployment insurance ("The Boyfriend Part II").
     A couple of episodes later, George cites "Art Vandelay" as one of
     the authors he likes when interviewing for the proof reading job
     Elaine got him, which he lost because of the, er, indiscretion he
     had with the cleaning lady ("The Red Dot").

4.12) Does Jerry read alt.tv.seinfeld?

     Doubtful.  Extremely doubtful.  Really extremely doubtful.  But he
     does apparently have an account on Prodigy.

4.13) "His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal..."

     Many "subtle" props in the apartment reflect Jerry's real-life
     persona.  As such, we've seen Superman magnets on the fridge and
     every episode there is an exhorbinant amount of cereal in his
     cupboards.  There have been as many as 11(?) boxes on his shelf at
     once.  Some of the brands recognised:
         Apple Jacks, Cheerios, Chex, Corn Flakes, Double Crunch, Rice
         Krispies, Trix
     It has also been publicly stated that Jerry (perhaps with the other
     "fab four") will appear on boxes of Kellogg's cereal.  Which brand
     name hasn't been verified, but it seems to either be Raisin Bran or
     Low-Fat Granola.

4.14) "Is George Jewish? Is he Italian? Can he drive a three-inch nail through a board with his...?"

     So much bandwidth...  So little time...  As far as I can tell, it's
     been decided George plays a stereotypical Jewish character who is,
     in fact, Jewish (asking for the kosher meal in "The Trip", etc.),
     who happens to have an Italian surname.  Thus, I think we can assume
     he is, in fact, a Jewish-Italian American.

An article from "Palm Beach Jewish World" says, ``Even with a name

|4.15)  George's SAT Scores, ("...")
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|4.16) What's A "Chucker"? |

|4.17) A Couple Tidbits On Character Name Selection |

|4.18) The Ballad Of Kramer's Coat |

|5) Acknowledgements |

=========================================================================== The Info File and FAQ List is compiled and maintained by Scott Simpson through many more life-endangering hours of laborious and grueling time at the keyboard. Distribute this file freely, but please leave in this disclaimer so that years from now when I'm visiting Malaysia some villager will approach me on the street and recognise me as the guy who finally wrote a FAQ for alt.tv.seinfeld and brought peace and harmony not only to that newsgroup, but to the world as well. Thanks. --- By day, [email], by night, rec.sport.hockey Ottawa Senators Contact TODAY'S .SIG: [Pay heed, for this quote/word/fact may alter your very being!] "(Chad) Erickson was a complete joke. He will never play for us again. The guy who drafted him should be dead." -- Cincinnati coach Dennis Derosiers )-> In case it's not obvious, BNR and I may or may not share these views. <-(