Kramer gets an old Merv Griffin set and pretends to do an interview show!
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE MORE INTERESTING IF... Kramer found an old Howard Stern set and pretended to do an interview like Howard Stern's?
Kramer: "So, Jerry, how do you manage to date a new woman every week?"
Jerry: "Just luck, I guess."
Kramer: "So, how do you manage to remember all their names?"
Jerry: "What?"
Kramer: "Or do you just assign them numbers? You know, number 42, 43, 44..."
Jerry: "No!"
Kramer: "Do you have to show them your bank statement before you can get them into bed?"
Jerry: "No!"
Kramer: "How many minutes from the time you tell them your name does it take you to get them into bed?"
Jerry: "Uh..."
Kramer, distracted: "What is it, ba-ba Newman?"
Newman: "I want to know how Jerry manages to avoid dating the same woman twice. With so much volume, isn't there a danger of an occasional repeat?"
Kramer: "Do you take DNA samples from all your women and keep them on file?"
Newman: "Or do you have a card catalog system for each entry?"
Jerry: "This is ridiculous! I'm leaving!"
Kramer: "No you're not. You came in to plug your show, remember?"
Jerry, sitting down with a confused look: "Oh. Right...."