Fans praise George's parents, especially Frank, for their hilarious escalating arguments and memorable quotes about old-fashioned courtship and family dynamics.
George's parents are hysterical - the way their "conversations" always escalate from a somewhat normal noise level to all-out screaming in an instant! Extremely hilarious!
"Whatever happened to 'My that's a pretty dress. May I have this dance?!!!'" Frank Constanza - in response to finding out that George was "feeling" a woman's shirt
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My fave is when Frank upon learning of Georges demise from Steinbrener exclames: "Why the hell'd you trade Jay Bruner??"
Reportedly Larry David really enjoyed getting that "Dig" in.
I like:
Frank: "Her father would look at me and say: Ee-know, Ee-now-ah, Shee-oh. Which means: This guy..... this is not my kinda guy."
And:
Frank: "You wanna divorce? You got one!"
Frank: (yelling) "Your mother has to tell you every move I make?!" (calm) "I'll kill 'er..."
Frank: "I can understand Elaine not saying hello... she's very, what's the word? Supercillious." (yelling and slapping hand) "How could Jerry NOT SAY HELLO?!"
George: "Maybe it's a mouse." Frank: "All right! That's it! We're movin'!" George: "But you haven't even seen one!" Frank: "I will not tolerate infestation!"
There are many more but time pretty much stops me from including them. hehe. Oh, just as a side note here, and shameless promoting, my web page is up. It's gonna have a nice Seinfeld page on it but it's only 6 days old so it doesn't exist yet. But it will... muwhahaha <---evil laugh.
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Frank: (on finding a condom wrapper in his bed) to George: "We've been gone for two weeks and you turn our house into Bourbon St. That's it - you're GROUNDED!"
George: "You can't ground me - I'm a grown man!"
Kerro.
Mrs. Costanza: "George! your cousin is talking to you!" when George was visiting her in hospital
on finding out Susan was engaged to George and Susan loved George: "May I ask why?"
"What am I going to do with all these payaya?" (with gesture and George imitating her on the side) on learning the Seinfelds were not coming for dinner
I think she's reealll funny!
Heheh. What about the line before?
"I walk into my house, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!..you're real good..you oughta sell tickets, you could fill Madison Square Garden!" :)
"You got the A, the B, the C, and the D. The D is the largest". Frank explaining bra sizes to George.
I know the "D" is the biggest! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I base my whole life on knowing that D is the largest!"
That's It! We're Moving. I will not tolerate infestation! -FC
my personal favorite is: we're gone for a week and you turn our house into bourbon street!!
My favorite:
"George likes bananas."
"He can have his bananas on the side !!!!!!!!!!!"
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Yep this is my favourite too. Another one in the same vain is (from memory):
E: What does he want with your swimming trunks? F: Why should they go to WASTE!!!!
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Yeah. One of the best episodes, ever! Also, in another episode (not verbatim): George's mom, "I want you to see a psychiatrist", after she caught him masturbating. Most of us would probably NEED to see a psychiatrist if caught wanking by Mrs Costanza.
Kerro wrote:
Especially if henceforth you integrate Mrs Constanza in your masturbation fantasies...yeeeeeeeee
Kerro wrote:
LOL
Also in the same episode, did she not say she came home and found her son treating his body like an amusement park? g
My favorite line to come from the Frank Costanza character comes when he responds to his wife's cooking with: "It sucks!"
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